Official Match Thread S18 Round 17 - Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

[PVF]

Las Vegas Bears vs Roys FFC at The Stadium in the Sky

Last time they played: The Roys defeated the Bears by 33 points. No surprise there, the Bears suck.

What happens if the Bears win: They have a chance to avoid the Wooden Spoon provided the Wonders lose and they make the difference of 90 odd points.

What happens if the Bears lose: Cooking classes for the next few months.

What happens if the Roys win: They still have a shot at as high as third but would need everyone above them to lose and have a huge win against the Bears.

What happens if the Roys lose: Finish seventh unless the Warriors get flogged by the Furies and can cut down their percentage.

My Prediction: Roys to get some youth juice and absolutely flog the crap out of the Bears.

What’s trending this week?

#soupspecials

#eightyisthenewtwenty

#bringbackmobbs

#juggalotears

 

[brahj]

11th is ripe for the picking.

#beartodream

 

[Quivorir]

Congrats on the spoon Wonders.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Hi Bears, hi pantskyle!!

 

[Magruder]

so Coach Walken , any instructions?

 

[kane249]

Good to be back in the comfortable surrounds of Vegas

 

[Coach Walken]

so Coach Walken , any instructions?

Kick more, goals, than the other, guys.

 

[Magruder]

Kick more, goals, than the other, guys.

no wonder we, appointed him.

He is a, master strategist.

and with a first, name of Christafur you, cany go, wrong.

 

[kane249]

Kick more, goals, than the other, guys.

Hang on, we did that 2 weeks ago and still lost!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Holy Shit. Christopher Walken. I love your movies.

 

[Danoz]

Overall Average for Bears v Roys
Bears                  Averages               Roys
12.9                   Goals                  14.7
8.4                    Behinds                8.8
226.2                  Disposals              252.6
118.6                  Kicks                  131.0
107.6                  Handballs              121.6
50.1                   Marks                  52.1
22.8                   Tackles                30.9
13.6                   Hit Outs               11.9
13.1                   Frees For              15.4
14.1                   Frees Against          16.3
882.4                  DT                     991.4
1058.4                 Exie                   1187.4

Bears average as home team v Roys average as away team
Bears                  Averages               Roys
10.0                   Goals                  13.4
10.7                   Behinds                9.5
212.3                  Disposals              253.9
113.7                  Kicks                  128.3
98.7                   Handballs              125.6
51.8                   Marks                  49.9
21.0                   Tackles                29.3
13.3                   Hit Outs               11.6
12.8                   Frees For              17.5
14.2                   Frees Against          18.5
832.2                  DT                     966.0
1003.8                 Exie                   1157.8

Bears average home against v Roys average away against
Bears                  Averages               Roys
16.5                   Goals                  14.3
10.8                   Behinds                11.9
239.7                  Disposals              259.4
125.8                  Kicks                  133.6
113.8                  Handballs              125.8
43.7                   Marks                  52.8
26.0                   Tackles                28.6
10.8                   Hit Outs               12.0
14.2                   Frees For              18.5
12.8                   Frees Against          17.5
936.5                  DT                     1000.5
1109.8                 Exie                   1199.1

Bears combined home against & away against, and vice versa
Bears                  Averages               Roys
12.1                   Goals                  14.9
11.3                   Behinds                10.2
235.9                  Disposals              246.8
123.6                  Kicks                  127.0
112.2                  Handballs              119.7
52.3                   Marks                  46.8
24.8                   Tackles                27.6
12.7                   Hit Outs               11.2
15.7                   Frees For              15.8
15.8                   Frees Against          15.7
916.3                  DT                     951.3
1101.5                 Exie                   1133.8

Predicted Winner: Roys

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Holy Shit, Danoz!!, I love your stats.

 

[Coach Walken]

Hang on, we did that 2 weeks ago and still lost!

Hmmmm seems, that my formula, needs more work/cowbell.

Holy Shit. Christopher Walken. I love your movies.

 

[pantskyle]

We have a lot of old people in Vegas. In fact lots of old folks homes take their residents to Vegas to gamble.

I enjoy having teams here who add to the economy.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We have a lot of old people in Vegas. In fact lots of old folks homes take their residents to Vegas to gamble.

I enjoy having teams here who add to the economy.

I thought you said this trip was on you?

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Hmmmm seems, that my formula, needs more work/cowbell.

Can i get an autograph?

 

[pantskyle]

I thought you said this trip was on you?

Not the gambling expenses.

You guys pay for that.

 

[pantskyle]

Can i get an autograph?

Stop looking so needy, it embarrasses me.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Not the gambling expenses.

You guys pay for that.

Can you lend me a $5? I left my wallet in my other mobility scooter.

 

[pantskyle]

Can you lend me a $5? I left my wallet in my other mobility scooter.

Ok I'll lend it to you.

*unzips*

 

[kane249]

Ok I'll lend it to you.

*unzips*

Unzipping what exactly?

Sounds like you will be giving him more than just a tip as well

 

[pantskyle]

Unzipping what exactly?

Sounds like you will be giving him more than just a tip as well

A roll of quarters.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Ok I'll lend it to you.

*unzips*

Your wallet has a zip? Fancy. Mine has velcro.

 

[pantskyle]

Your wallet has a zip? Fancy. Mine has velcro.

YEAH WELL MINE HAS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!

 

[kane249]

YEAH WELL MINE HAS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!

Not going to lie, i'm a bit jealous