Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 2: Las Vegas Bears v Roys FF at The Stadium in the Sky

[SSSSSS]

Don't tell me I've had to sit and watch the Hawks choke job and now I've got to put up with the Bears.

 

[_Mike_]

Oh sim you

 

[Mobbs]

90 seconds. Surely not.

 

[Mobbs]

Don't tell me I've had to sit and watch the Hawks choke job and now I've got to put up with the Bears.

Nah I reckon you guys will be ok. (whispered)
WE GOT THIS. ONE MORE! (yelled)

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

PLATYPUS FORMATION

 

[Wosh]

4 : 23.37 {C} - The ruck contest is won by Cap.
4 : 23.45 {C} - Tandy takes them on.
4 : 23.49 {rHFF} - He chooses the sensible option - to kick it long.
4 : 23.53 {rHFF} - Mobbs will take this. No - he's dropped it.
4 : 23.57 {CHB} - Ed_Gein weaves through the congestion.
4 : 24.01 {CHB} - Ed_Gein dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 24.06 {lW} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 24.1 {lW} - Phar Ace takes the mark.
4 : 24.14 {lW} - Phar Ace signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 24.18 {rHFF} - A worm burner to Mike.
4 : 24.22 {rHFF} - Atrocious kick. Not even kilometre perfect.
4 : 24.26 {CHB} - Electronic_Renaissance looks downfield.
4 : 24.3 {lHBF} - Gets a handpass away to I Dont Care.
4 : 24.34 {lHBF} - Millky95 runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 24.38 {lHBF} - Cap on the end of this.
4 : 24.43 {lHBF} - Quick hands to Millky95.
4 : 24.47 {lHBF} - Where did SpecialBruce come from? Great tackle.
4 : 24.51 {rHFF} - Mike slowing down the play.
4 : 24.55 {rHFF} - Almost a throw to royboy2.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Roys FFC : 17.9.111
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Match Over!

 

[_Mike_]

PLATYPUS FORMATION

Let the tanking begin!

 

[SSSSSS]

Never in doubt.

 

[Wosh]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

LVB SENIORS Vs ROY SENIORS
LVB               3    4        10   7        16   11       17   12   114      
ROY               3    2        7    4        9    5        17   9    111      
LVB        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  ROY         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
CountryLad  0  2  0  5  0  0  1  0  0   13  Chezzalenk   0  1  1  3  0  0  1  0  0    9
JoshWooden  0  9  11 3  0  0  4  0  0   54  Reardo       0  7  2  7  1  0  0  0  0   45
tony        0  6  2  3  2  0  0  0  0   38  Elmer_Haus   0  4  2  7  0  0  0  0  0   32
RookiePick  0  8  4  7  2  2  1  0  0   57  HinkleysHe   0  4  5  7  0  0  0  0  0   41
Electronic  0  8  7  10 2  1  0  0  0   74  Ed_Gein      0  7  4  3  1  0  1  0  0   40
I Dont Car  0  2  3  5  0  1  0  0  0   26  Mobbs        0  8  6  5  1  0  0  0  0   56
RonnieRave  0  6  5  11 1  0  4  0  0   47  3KZ is Foo   0  11 3  12 1  1  0  0  1   72
Chipmunk    0  10 5  10 1  1  1  2  0   79  windyhill    0  8  2  10 3  0  2  0  1   57
SSSSSS      0  9  5  8  0  0  1  1  0   61  Phar Ace     0  13 2  8  1  2  1  0  1   65
Shadow Man  0  8  6  9  3  0  0  0  1   73  _Mike_       0  9  4  6  0  0  1  2  0   60
JoseMourin  0  4  4  4  0  0  0  0  0   32  Roylion      0  3  3  7  2  0  1  0  0   37
Senor M     0  7  4  6  0  0  0  0  1   46  Mooch        0  6  8  7  0  0  2  1  1   57
Matera92    0  4  0  0  1  0  0  2  2   30  Dicky Fitz   0  3  2  1  0  0  0  3  0   35
Art Vandel  0  8  0  0  2  0  1  7  1   72  TheGoatBar   0  7  0  0  1  1  0  6  1   63
MWPP        0  9  1  0  0  0  0  4  5   59  fitzroybow   0  5  0  0  0  1  0  3  0   34
Cap         15 14 0  10 4  2  1  1  0   98  DERRINALPH   16 8  0  12 2  3  1  0  1   73
Millky95    0  9  0  12 6  1  1  0  1   74  SpecialBru   0  15 0  14 4  3  0  1  0   98
Tandy       0  10 0  8  9  2  0  0  1   85  royboy2      0  10 0  7  8  4  0  1  3   89
Test Tickl  0  6  0  0  0  0  0  0  0   18  Pure Grunt   0  1  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   24
kane249     0  1  1  1  0  0  0  0  0    8  JackNah_8    0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  0    5

            LVB   ROY
Hitouts   : 15   16 
Kicks     : 140  131 
Marks     : 58   47 
Handballs : 112  123 
Tackles   : 33   25 
Frees For : 10   15 
Frees Ag. : 15   10 
Smothers  : 2    1 
Ironouts  : 8    6 
Inside50  : 22   24 
Goals     : 17   17 
Behinds   : 12   9

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
2.15 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - ROY by 6 point(s).
6.31 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - ROY by 5 point(s).
6.55 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 1 point(s).
8.36 - Behind to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
10.38 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
11.27 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - LVB by 2 point(s).
19.17 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 3 point(s).
20.48 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
21.15 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
21.43 - Behind to Phar Ace (ROY) - LVB by 9 point(s).
23.49 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 3 point(s).
24.47 - Rushed behind to ROY - LVB by 2 point(s).

Second Quarter :
.38 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - ROY by 4 point(s).
3.37 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
4.25 - Goal to SSSSSS (LVB) - LVB by 8 point(s).
4.46 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - LVB by 7 point(s).
5.39 - Goal to royboy2 (ROY) - LVB by 1 point(s).
6.39 - Behind to Tandy (LVB) - LVB by 2 point(s).
7.24 - Behind to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 3 point(s).
7.53 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 4 point(s).
8.18 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
12 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
16.43 - Goal to Chipmunk (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
17.28 - Behind to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 21 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to Mooch (ROY) - LVB by 15 point(s).
21.43 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - LVB by 9 point(s).
23.28 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 15 point(s).
24.14 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 21 point(s).

Third Quarter :
.46 - Behind to Millky95 (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
4.13 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 16 point(s).
6.12 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 22 point(s).
8.56 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 28 point(s).
10.3 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 29 point(s).
11.56 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 30 point(s).
12.52 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 36 point(s).
14.31 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 42 point(s).
15.51 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 43 point(s).
19.21 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 49 point(s).
20.23 - Goal to Chipmunk (LVB) - LVB by 55 point(s).
23.57 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - LVB by 49 point(s).
24.34 - Behind to windyhill (ROY) - LVB by 48 point(s).

Final Quarter :
25 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 42 point(s).
.59 - Goal to SpecialBruce (ROY) - LVB by 36 point(s).
2.35 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 30 point(s).
5.35 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - LVB by 29 point(s).
6.26 - Behind to DERRINALPHIL (ROY) - LVB by 28 point(s).
9.09 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 34 point(s).
11.03 - Behind to royboy2 (ROY) - LVB by 33 point(s).
12.17 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - LVB by 27 point(s).
13.08 - Goal to fitzroybowiedog (ROY) - LVB by 21 point(s).
13.37 - Behind to 3KZ is Football (ROY) - LVB by 20 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to _Mike_ (ROY) - LVB by 14 point(s).
16 - Goal to TheGoatBaron (ROY) - LVB by 8 point(s).
21.15 - Behind to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
23.37 - Goal to Dicky Fitzwell (ROY) - LVB by 3 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

LVB
kane249              0 (On) 4.33 (Off) 37.43 (On) 70.48 (Off) Total : 38%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) 83.49 (Off) Total : 83%
RookiePick           0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) Total : 100%
tony                 0 (On) 63.04 (Off) 83.49 (On) Total : 79%
RonnieRaven          0 (On) Total : 100%
Chipmunk             0 (On) Total : 100%
SSSSSS               0 (On) Total : 100%
Shadow Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
JoseMourinho         0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Tandy                0 (On) Total : 100%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 63.04 (On) Total : 36%
CountryLad           0 (Off) 4.33 (On) 37.43 (Off) 70.48 (On) Total : 62%

ROY
Chezzalenko Reborn   0 (On) 1.4 (Off) 58.36 (On) Total : 43%
Reardo               0 (On) Total : 100%
windyhill            0 (On) Total : 100%
Roylion              0 (On) 15.31 (Off) 16.2 (On) Total : 99%
Ed_Gein              0 (On) Total : 100%
Mobbs                0 (On) Total : 100%
3KZ is Football      0 (On) Total : 100%
Elmer_Hauser         0 (On) Total : 100%
Phar Ace             0 (On) Total : 100%
_Mike_               0 (On) Total : 100%
JackNah_8            0 (On) 16.2 (Off) Total : 17%
fitzroybowiedog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Dicky Fitzwell       0 (On) Total : 100%
TheGoatBaron         0 (On) Total : 100%
Mooch                0 (On) Total : 100%
DERRINALPHIL         0 (On) Total : 100%
SpecialBruce         0 (On) Total : 100%
royboy2              0 (On) Total : 100%
Pure Grunt           0 (Off) 1.4 (On) 58.36 (Off) Total : 56%
HinkleysHeroes       0 (Off) 15.31 (On) Total : 83%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, 3KZ is Football and SSSSSS were well-matched - there was no victor. - 97m from 0 to 97.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, I'm not sure that what Art Vandelay_ did to Reardo should be entirely legal. - 90m from 6 to 96.
• In a resume-material performance, Cap won the bout with DERRINALPHIL. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In a solid performance, MWPP exposed Chezzalenko Reborn's frailties. - 36m from 60 to 96.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Elmer_Hauser had the better of Chipmunk. - 0m from 1 to 1.
• Toe to toe throughout, Chipmunk either broke even with windyhill or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 86m from 7 to 93.
• In a bit of an exhibition, fitzroybowiedog gave CountryLad a bath. - 87m from 11 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Dicky Fitzwell did very well against Test Tickle. - 78m from 3 to 81.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Dicky Fitzwell massacred tony. - 11m from 87 to 98.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, Ed_Gein won the bout with JoseMourinho. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Electronic_Renaissance gave JackNah_8 a bath. - 11m from 5 to 16.
• In an enthralling contest, Electronic_Renaissance had the better of Roylion. - 82m from 17 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Matera92 did well against Elmer_Hauser. - 89m from 6 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, kane249 did well against fitzroybowiedog. - 0m from 38 to 38.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, HinkleysHeroes did well against Senor M. - 69m from 27 to 96.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Mike and I Dont Care were well-matched - there was no victor. - 33m from 67 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, JoshWoodenSpoon was slightly more polished than TheGoatBaron. - 97m from 1 to 98.
• In a resume-material performance, SpecialBruce had Millky95's measure. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Shadow Man did well against Mobbs. - 81m from 8 to 89.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between kane249 and Mooch - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 1m from 3 to 4.
• In an epic battle, RookiePick and Mooch were well-matched - there was no victor. - 84m from 13 to 97.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Pure Grunt won the bout with MWPP. - 45m from 10 to 55.
• Toe to toe throughout, RonnieRaven and Phar Ace were hard to separate - though RonnieRaven was slightly more effective. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, RookiePick did very well against fitzroybowiedog. - 2m from 3 to 5.
• In what was a very slow day for both, Roylion was easily the winner in the clash with Senor M. - 6m from 8 to 14.
• While not all all one-way, royboy2 did very well against Tandy. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, tony came out tops over the brave Mike. - 50m from 3 to 53.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Next

 

[Wosh]

Have a good Sunday dinner all!

 

[SSSSSS]

 

[_Mike_]

Nice one Bears.

Sim trolling again

 

[Chipmunk]

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I thought that was Hinkley for a minute

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I almost got us over the line Roys!

 

[Millky95]

Thanks Roys

 

[Mobbs]

So Roys do you remember that bit I posted about playing all the quarters?

 

[Mobbs]

Bad luck Roys. Need to work on the 4 quarter efforts tho.

Congrats Bears. Thanks for the hospitalisation.

 

[_Mike_]

So Roys do you remember that bit I posted about playing all the quarters?

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We’re just being Roys!

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Always very fun mashing posts with you lot Roys. Please enjoy our compliments and the rest of the season.

Keep up the great work Wosh.


Bears, one day I will be convinced we are good at qooty, until then I'll take whatever this is.

 

[Mooch]

Damn.

Congrats on the win Bears and thanks for the week. Roys we finally get a home game next week which allows us to embarrass ourselves in a whole new way of in front of our own fan(s).

 

[CountryLad]

Celebrating my gold medal all week like a Rock star has certainly shown in my match performance. Still got sand in my eye from the beach.

Good win though Bears .

 

[Chipmunk]

Thanks for the game Roys, and thanks for posting Wosh

It’s a win and we’re off and running!

 

[Mobbs]

As always appreciate the commentary Wosh !

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

It’s a win and we’re off and running!

Imagine how much we can win by if we start running earlier!