Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Baghdad Bandits vs East Side Hawks at Abdu Prison

[The Filth Wizard]

Qox Sports presents "Match Thread with Kermit Brereton and Eddie Mogwaire"

LAST TIME THEY PLAYED: Baghdad Bombers : 16.9.105 DEF
East Side Hawks : 13.9.87 (S17 Round 17)

MATCH PREVIEW: The Bandits are third after a run of three wins and have been truly phenomenal since their rebrand. The Hawks are outside of the 8 and haven’t necessarily been poor, just… thereabouts. As such, they are always a threat despite ladder position. This is a genuine blockbuster encounter and looms as a very important one for both clubs. The Bandits lead a tight group from third to sixth so a loss can see them lose touch with the top two teams but a win would give them a real credible shot of a desired top two position. The Hawks on the other hand should enter the top 8 with a win and maybe should have been there anyway if it wasn’t for a very tight loss to lowly opposition.

IN FORM:
BANDITS: Gee Dub has been leading from the front and it showed in their massive win last week. I bleed Blue likely nabbed himself three mobs votes with a masterclass and Bengwatkins had plenty of shots so a week of target practice will make him more dangerous.

HAWKS: Despite the loss last week, Dagless and Itsmyshow were insanely good last week and larrikin dominated the ruck. Add to that tarkyn24 and his six goals and it’s hard to see how they let the game slip last week. There are a few Hawks that need to prove they aren’t passengers because the Wonders game is a missed win opportunity.

PREDICTION: These two tend to be very well matched and have fairly tight and exciting matches. This one should offer as much and the Hawks will be desperate not to lose four straight. I think the Bandits will come out firing but the Hawks can very well upset them. THE HAWKS BY 12 POINTS.

Teams must be submitted by Friday 11.59pm.

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[Shermy]

So we are playing the East Side Chickens this week, should be good. Welcome to Abdu

 

[RU_]

So we are playing the East Side Chickens this week, should be good. Welcome to Abdu

Why the **** do you use a prison?

 

[Marlowe]

I really look forward to reviewing this thread. I wish more matches were like this, it would make my job a lot easier.

 

[iBeng]

Why the **** do you use a prison?

Why the heck shouldn't we?

 

[Shermy]

Why the **** do you use a prison?

Do you see any other usable facilities in Baghdad?

 

[RU_]

Why the heck shouldn't we?

A prison is supposed to keep people in.. this is going to be like a prison break episode when we kill every player on your team.

 

[Gee Dub]

A prison is supposed to keep people in.. this is going to be like a prison break episode when we kill every player on your team.

Well if that's the way you want to go about it then so be it. Lileasy is a killing machine and eth-dog knows how to make a shiv out of 85 different products you can find around your house.

 

[RU_]

Do you see any other usable facilities in Baghdad?

Touche'.

 

[eth-dog]

Well if that's the way you want to go about it then so be it. Lileasy is a killing machine and eth-dog knows how to make a shiv out of 85 different products you can find around your house.

Dude, I don't do that anymore.

My preferred threat is that I know how to break or shatter every bone in the human body with my bare hands. (FWIW I'm not joking about that).

 

[iBeng]

A prison is supposed to keep people in.. this is going to be like a prison break episode when we kill every player on your team.

Spoken like a true Bandit, are you sure you're on the right side of the fence?

 

[RU_]

Well if that's the way you want to go about it then so be it. Lileasy is a killing machine and eth-dog knows how to make a shiv out of 85 different products you can find around your house.

I demand to know three ways for 'teaching' purposes.

 

[RU_]

Spoken like a true Bandit, are you sure you're on the right side of the fence?

So far I have been on the run since 2010 and posting under the alias Rendered Unsafe. Smart right?! Right?!

 

[eth-dog]

I demand to know three ways for 'teaching' purposes.

I'm retired, and I wouldn't teach it to Hawk scum anyway

 

[RU_]

I'm retired, and I wouldn't teach it to Hawk scum anyway

I said I was on the run! I could be an international spy by now for all you know! It's alright though; I got this.

 

[Karnezis_13]

Ah, the Bombers. Or Badgers, or Bumblebees, or whatever beta-inspired nickname they're running with this week.

Bengwatkins had plenty of shots so a week of target practice will make him more dangerous.

That's really quite diplomatic of you TFW. Let's be honest, Bengwatkins set-shot work had the goal umpire covering more kilometress in one match than he had all season.

 

[eth-dog]

I said I was on the run! I could be an international spy by now for all you know! It's alright though; I got this.

Still retired from that shit

 

[The Filth Wizard]

That's really quite diplomatic of you TFW. Let's be honest, Bengwatkins set-shot work had the goal umpire covering more kilometress in one match than he had all season.

I'll withdraw it then.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

I've been looking forward to this one all season. Cruiser's taste that much better after a win against inmates

 

[RU_]

Still retired from that shit

Just to refresh your memory, it's easiest to use a knife.

 

[eth-dog]

I've been looking forward to this one all season. Cruiser's taste that much better after a win against inmates

So they won't taste very good when you get absolutely smashed, right?

 

[eth-dog]

Just to refresh your memory, it's easiest to use a knife.

Knife? Easiest to use my bare hands. Remember that I can break or shatter every bone in the human body with them

 

[RU_]

Knife? Easiest to use my bare hands. Remember that I can break or shatter every bone in the human body with them

You said your retired, you aren't a threat. Please come and break the boys hands into that of a holding the footy shape though, might help us to lose the fumbles this week.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

So they won't taste very good when you get absolutely smashed, right?

They taste good regardless , but even better after a win

 

[eth-dog]

You said your retired, you aren't a threat. Please come and break the boys hands into that of a holding the footy shape though, might help us to lose the fumbles this week.

I said I was retired from making weapons, not breaking bones. Plus hands are no fun to break, feet are way more fun to break.