Official Match Thread S18 Round 9 - Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

[alex_is_on_fire]

Sort of like Robert Shirley?

yep or modern day player of Brodie Martin.

 

[HaroLad]

I don't know but he is another campaigner.

I think you two quoting each other is really pathetic. I'm not really offended as to being called a campaigner anyway, it's in my blood. My uncle is Warrick Capper, the greatest campaigner who ever lived.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I think you two quoting each other is really pathetic. I'm not really offended as to being called a campaigner anyway, it's in my blood. My uncle is Warrick Capper, the greatest campaigner who ever lived.

No wonder you and SSwans2011 get along so well!

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I think you two quoting each other is really pathetic. I'm not really offended as to being called a campaigner anyway, it's in my blood. My uncle is Warrick Capper, the greatest campaigner who ever lived.

Dry your eyes princess.

 

[HaroLad]

Dry your eyes princess.

With the funny smelling cloth you're holding in your hands? I don't think so.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

With the funny smelling cloth you're holding in your hands? I don't think so.

Oh really?

don't change the story now.

 

[HaroLad]

Oh really?

don't change the story now.

You know what you wanted to do. What happened, happened. And it can't be changed now

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

You know what you wanted to do. What happened, happened. And it can't be changed now

What the fudge cake are you eating mate?

 

[HaroLad]

What the fudge cake are you eating mate?

Speed weed. Ajax spray and wipe. Petrol. Burnt tire liquid.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Speed weed. Ajax spray and wipe. Petrol. Burnt tire liquid.

you sir are certifiably nuts.

loony, loony loony

 

[HaroLad]

you sir are certifiably nuts.

loony, loony loony

I do have a certificate lying around somewhere. I'll pop by your house at some point tonight to show you. Hmmm Location: Adelaide. Not much of a start but I'll work on it. See you soon.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I do have a certificate lying around somewhere. I'll pop by your house at some point tonight to show you. Hmmm Location: Adelaide. Not much of a start but I'll work on it. See you soon.

the cookies and milk will be waiting.

 

[jjsmitty8]

Speed weed. Ajax spray and wipe. Petrol. Burnt tire liquid.

Whaddyatalkinabeet?

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Come back and win another premiership in S17 (Yeah we do odd years/seasons)

so doc the delorean needs more plutonium.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

Pls don't judge it was on google.

first the wall of text and now the ponies.............. called it.

 

[Norm Landrover]

can we keep this match thread to just 10 pages pls?

Well that didn't happen, lol.

 

[Norm Landrover]

Well I can see why the Wonders are second last.

According to this thread, they only have 3 players. Might be time to recruit, boys.

They have, just unsuccessfully . . .

 

[Norm Landrover]

Ok rule 3 Skittles to be thrown to make the illusion of it raining skittles.

Rule 4 we will negotiate (I have lists of things you may like).

Rule three is indeed about raining things, but not skittles . . . It's about raining marshmallows on Kevin Sheedy. As a reminder of what we'll be doing to the Wonders after they've openly reminded us of their record versus expansion clubs this season.

 

[Norm Landrover]

The New Wonders song!

When no-one else can understand thee
When everything you do is wrong
There's only hope and consolation
You have strength to carry on

And you're always there to lend a hand
In everything we do
That's the blunder
The blunder of you

And when you frown the world is brighter
You lose the game and cannot sing
Your loss to us is worth a fortune
Respect for us is everything

And you're always there to lend a hand
In all we try to do
That's the blunder
The blunder of you

 

[Norm Landrover]

Or how about this:

Hello wooden spoon, my friend
Wonders will see you in the end
We still will jeer them till our face is blue
They won't make our football dreams come true
And your noise used to make every stadium shake and bend
But that was then
Now it's the sound of silence

 

[croweater 41]

Well that didn't happen, lol.

NOT WHEN YOU PROCEED TO POST 5 TIMES IN A ****ING ROW!! **** me...

 

[Sydney Bloods]

NOT WHEN YOU PROCEED TO POST 5 TIMES IN A ******* ROW!! **** me...

alright back to those rules so far:

Rule 1. No big bang gifs.
Rule 2. wonders need handicap, so only 5 warriors players count in thread
Rule 3. skittles to be thrown to make it look like its raining skittles.

i'm thinking rule 4 should involve rum and or hookers!

 

[Stronzo]

You know at the end of the game when the result is known, do we have to go "yeah, great game wonders, great thread blah blah"

Or, can we just tell it like it is?

"Yeah, easy game wonders, you were shit, we played average just kind of waltzed it in. Shit thread as well. We did our best, but really, we may as well have been posting in our team thread for the amount you contributed. I'm going to get pissed and look up songs that have the word wonder in them"



You can thank my parents for that one.

 

[SSwans2011]

first the wall of text and now the ponies.............. called it.

C'mon lad, you were clearly asking for this Brony shit. It appeared on google in my search for Simpsons gifs shudder, so I delivered. I don't know what you guys get up to at the Warriors, and whilst I am a little curious to see how disgusting it truly is, I'd rather not.

Sorry, Sydney Bloods, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

 

[Sydney Bloods]

C'mon lad, you were clearly asking for this Brony shit. It appeared on google in my search for Simpsons gifs shudder, so I delivered. I don't know what you guys get up to at the Warriors, and whilst I am a little curious to see how disgusting it truly is, I'd rather not.

Sorry, Sydney Bloods, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!

you even have a bizzare name for ponies. who the **** says "bronies"? and now out of the blue is this weird non sequitur tangent about your confused sexual state.