Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 9: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[MWPP]

Good morning Warriors & Royals. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 4.15pm AEST/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Cadsky Footypie32

 

[Dinsdale]

Good morning Warriors & Royals. It’s match day! This game will be posted at around 4.15pm AEST/Vic Bias time
Best wishes to both teams
Tonga Bob FootyGuy13
Cadsky Footypie32

Thanks, you don't have to if you don't want to, just call it a draw now.

 

[Nothing]

Thanks, you don't have to if you don't want to, just call it a draw now.

This is what defeat reads like.

 

[Dinsdale]

This is what defeat reads like.

No, just a lack of care

 

[grumbleguts]

I've always been cheap.

Step 1. Be a tight arse
Step 2. Find gullible great teammates
Step 3. Profit

One day I was walking through the play ground at the school and there was this kid pointing at other students feet saying "Hey! You've got 'gullible' written on your shoe."


Idiots would actually look.

I went back to my staffroom, knowing I had that kid the following lesson, and got a pen and wrote 'gullible' on my shoe.

I walk to the classroom, the kids are all waiting outside the door and this kid says "Sir! You've got gullible written on your shoe."

I said "Have I?" and look down. He starts to laugh until I point to the word and say "Thanks! I didn't notice it. But geeze you've got good eyesight. I wonder why it's there though."

That kid sat through the entire lesson wonder why the f**k his teacher was walking randomly around the school with "gullible" written on his shoe.

 

[grumbleguts]

Didn’t ask.

Got told anyway.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Game day, baby!

Go us.

 

[manicpie]

Game day, baby!

Go us.

Good luck today but you're coming up against a juggernaut.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Good luck today but you're coming up against a juggernaut.

More like a jug-o-nought.

 

[manicpie]

More like a jug-o-nought.

You take that back or it's a 1 on 1 PM with Cadsky for you

 

[Reginald Perrin]

You take that back or it's a 1 on 1 PM with Cadsky for you

Is that a bad thing?

The genie is out of the bottle now. No going back.

 

[manicpie]

Is that a bad thing?

The genie is out of the bottle now. No going back.

Oh boy, you've never had a PM with Cadsky . You poor bugger

 

[grumbleguts]

Game day, baby!

Go us.

There've been a few game day babies.

Most of them were born at or around 3qt.

 

[Cadsky]

Oh boy, you've never had a PM with Cadsky . You poor bugger

They really are something!

 

[Dinsdale]

Oh boy, you've never had a PM with Cadsky . You poor bugger

Never heard of him

 

[Dinsdale]

There've been a few game day babies.

Most of them were born at or around 3qt.

Shortest gestation I've ever heard of

 

[FootyGuy13]

Shortest gestation I've ever heard of

Maybe grumbleguts is missing his intestines.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Maybe grumbleguts is missing his intestines.

Might be the cause of his IBS.

That, or all the sand in his vagina.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Good luck today but you're coming up against a juggernaut.

If Reg is going up against a juggernaut, who are you going up against?

 

[Brenton Davy]

The defeatism from the Wazzas is prevalent. Not falling for it. Ready to come out firing

 

[Dinsdale]

The defeatism from the Wazzas is prevalent. Not falling for it. Ready to come out firing

 

[Brenton Davy]

Didn’t think so…

 

[Tonga Bob]

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[TheInjuryFactory]

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[FootyGuy13]

get ready for hijinks.

Let the hijinks ensue!