Official Match Thread S19 R1 - Gold City Royals vs Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne

[Wacky Tiger]

Wacky Tiger is an honorary Roy this week.

Thanks fitzroybulldog not sure I'm not old enough but maybe I could be your mascot for the day

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

We won the last, you won the won earlier that season. iirc

idorc

No you didn't unless your interpretation of a win is coming second.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

No you didn't unless your interpretation of a win is coming second.

The best of us always come second. It's just polite.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Wacky Tiger is an honorary Roy this week.

Trolling other threads for material is lame. You must be running out of creative juices in that old dried up brain of yours.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

It's called hypocricy. You're a self proclaimed school teacher, and it's me giving you the lesson, as I'll do tonight as well. Besides that, your post was of a serious nature ... it was game day content for once, and it was actually a fact. You let yourself down by deflecting from the recent games between these two sides by stating 'you're living in the past' which is something your entire post consisted of. You were shot down which was the funny part.

I had high hopes for you as well, I thought I was finally getting somewhere in my attempt to put you on a more healthier diet by ridding your cupboard of spam ... you just went and spoiled my party.

As revenge, I'll spoil yours tonight.

You are truly one-dimensional.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Trolling other threads for material is lame. You must be running out of creative juices in that old dried up brain of yours.

That hurts Juggs. Nothing of mine is dried up, I mosturize daily.

 

[Mobbs]

Trolling other threads for material is lame. You must be running out of creative juices in that old dried up brain of yours.

The fact that "material" even matters is the reason this league is so shit these days.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

The fact that "material" even matters is the reason this league is so shit these days.

Oh

 

[Mobbs]

No you didn't unless your interpretation of a win is coming second.

I dunno I only know it was one each ... nobody has collated the results anywhere because I didn't do it and if I don't do it nobody does it .. or Eth ... neither of us did it.

 

[Papa Juggs]

The fact that "material" even matters is the reason this league is so shit these days.

BINGO!!!!!

Early too. It's usually on Tuesday night for you old folks isn't it?

 

[Mobbs]

Oh

Ya, people's prose is great, by all means go ahead and entertain. But that it matters is just bullshit. Too many kids around referring to players as "posters". It lost me about there. Don't even get me started on a team losing the good part of their name and keeping the shit part.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Ya, people's prose is great, by all means go ahead and entertain. But that it matters is just bullshit. Too many kids around referring to players as "posters". It lost me about there. Don't even get me started on a team losing the good part of their name and keeping the shit part.

Yeah I thought the Gumbies should have moved to Gumbania not stayed in Geelong and changed their name to the Wolves. Just a complete balls up.

 

[RU_]

It's generally second place that gets remembered anyway.

 

[Papa Juggs]

We've jumped into 4th place now. I was content to have our match thread be the smallest with the highest quality but it seems like the smell of spiced ham is creeping in.

Well since we're having it anyway might as well have mine with fried tomato, baked beans and toast.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You are truly one-dimensional.

If that's the extent of your content it's not a surprise I'll not only never rate your brown nose approach, it's a reason you'll never improve.

I'm going to give you a bath tonight and cleanse your broken heart.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I dunno I only know it was one each ... nobody has collated the results anywhere because I didn't do it and if I don't do it nobody does it .. or Eth ... neither of us did it.

That's funny because they weren't collated for a few seasons until you entered Danoz 's fine work into the OP.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

If that's the extent of your content it's not a surprise I'll not only never rate your brown nose approach, it's a reason you'll never improve.

I'm going to give you a bath tonight and cleanse your broken heart.

Holy crap, i nearly cared what you think of me for second.
We'll always players of different styles and it'll always be like that, i come here to enjoy myself, get others involved and act as though i would at a pub having a beer with friends. Different strokes for different folks i suppose. I honestly don't know how you can be so negative, serious and droll all the time, it's not my kettle of fish, but as long as you get a kick out of it.

Also can i bring bubbles to the bath?

 

[Tommycash]

Wait you guys are getting paid?

That's why you should join the Royals, you can live off the fat of the public purse.

 

[Tommycash]

Just playing catch up as I've been offline for a while. I was gonna go for 5 but thought I better give you guys a sporting chance.

A man after my own heart. Sadly I can't even bring myself to trawl the posts of old to fuel a multi-post.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Holy crap, i nearly cared what you think of me for second.
We'll always players of different styles and it'll always be like that, i come here to enjoy myself, get others involved and act as though i would at a pub having a beer with friends. Different strokes for different folks i suppose. I honestly don't know how you can be so negative, serious and droll all the time, it's not my kettle of fish, but as long as you get a kick out of it.

Also can i bring bubbles to the bath?

Easy.

My sole intention here isn't to be well liked and well received like yourself. You take those browny points store them up and take them to the committee to plead for selection in the season 19 All-SFA side. I'll sit back and rejoice at another victim of my superiority.

 

[Made4September]

Official Roys FFC Team Sheet
B Slax, Roylion, Spitta2Azza
HB royboy2, Mobbenfuhrer, freetoeknee
C Rendered_Unsafe, Mooch, Freakie
HF Loonerty, Chezzalenko Reborn, Mighty P
F Rumballs, Fred, Dicky Fitzwell
Foll Reardo, fitzroybulldog, Klim
Int Made4September, Carn the Roys!

boncer34 brahj

Now thats a winning team... When the Greatness that is Carn the Roys! can only get on the bench, you know its a top quality team.

Dunno how I got a game though.

 

[Mobbs]

That's funny because they weren't collated for a few seasons until you entered Danoz 's fine work into the OP.

Yep, took me quite a bit of searching to find some of that info.

Used to be ready-to-hand.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Yep, took me quite a bit of searching to find some of that info.

Used to be ready-to-hand.

What do you need and I'll gather it for you?

Don't ask for a Roys win because no matter how hard I try to make that happen I just can't ... I'm a qootyer not a magician.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Easy.

My sole intention here isn't to be well liked and well received like yourself. You take those browny points store them up and take them to the committee to plead for selection in the season 19 All-SFA side. I'll sit back and rejoice at another victim of my superiority.

Who changed the currency from brownie points? shit, me, Wacky Tiger and BoshtrichBurger are screwed.
No wait, i was all SFA in S18 because i was awesome. I looked for you at the All SFA S18 get together, but you weren't there shame.

You're confusing enjoying myself with sucking up. I can't help if people end up liking me because i'm trying not be antagonistic sad sack like a major portion of the league and actually have a fun positive experience here.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

My plan worked then and it's obvious I'm not a one trick pony. If you've managed this rare feat then I can now be classified as a magician.

I'll run rings around you on game day seeing as though this is the case, and the Royals will finally pull off a trick of their own as a club ... we'll win a round one encounter for a change off the back of a combination Juggalo Balla wizardry and my magic.

What do you need and I'll gather it for you?

Don't ask for a Roys win because no matter how hard I try to make that happen I just can't ... I'm a qootyer not a magician.

Which is it SoGgy? I always knew you were a mess of contradictions.