Official Match Thread S21 Round 12 - West Coast Wonders v East Side Hawks @The Colosseum

[LicoriceAllsorts]

The season is still going?

Geeeesus, this is some long arsed shit is it not?

When you play for the Hawks I bet it is

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

In a bold and captainly move, I am going to refrain from mentioning the craptaincy of the Wonders in this thread.

At least until I change my mind.

A good captain should be flexible like that.

Right. You're a good captain, great in fact. You lead by example and the boys love you (a lot). But **** me get me away from HFF this week. I'm shit.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Hey Wonders ... did you know that this is what The Filth Wizard does?

Took the pic myself today in a seedy, undisclosed, inner-city metropolitan location. Pic not doctored.

Whoring himself on street rubbish bins. Sad, innit?

No need to thank me.

 

[Mr Eagle]

View attachment 235003

Two different fonts? That's impressive.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Two different fonts? That's impressive.

What? Did you miss the "Wizard" part?
Dude's a 'kn genius.

 

[Mr Eagle]

What? Did you miss the "Wizard" part?
Dude's a 'kn genius.

I've seen his wizarding. It's rubbish. That's why we pay him to play football rather than to turn the opposition into chickens.

 

[Helen Wheels]

I've seen his wizarding. It's rubbish. That's why we pay him to play football rather than to turn the opposition into chickens.

The Filth Wizard is just a snake-oil salesman flim-flam man if you ask me.

Been peddling that "oooooohhhh ... white-man magic" rubbish all this time.

Next minute he'll be trying to convince folks that the world is round.

 

[larrikin]

Hey Wonders ... did you know that this is what The Filth Wizard does?

Took the pic myself today in a seedy, undisclosed, inner-city metropolitan location. Pic not doctored.

Whoring himself on street rubbish bins. Sad, innit?

No need to thank me.

View attachment 235003

Still hanging out in inner-city toilet blocks hey?

 

[Helen Wheels]

Still hanging out in inner-city toilet blocks hey?

A girl's gotta pay the rent somehow ... oh, wait ... you mean him.

 

[larrikin]

A girl's gotta pay the rent somehow ... oh, wait ... you mean him.

You two could go into business together

Hel'n'Filth

 

[haydo]

I've seen his wizarding. It's rubbish. That's why we pay him to play football rather than to turn the opposition into chickens.

Well he sure as hell had the wizardry power to make 2 of our posters disappear for the week

 

[Golumless]

Well he sure as hell had the wizardry power to make 2 of our posters disappear for the week

SSwans2011 was doing a good job of disappearing on his own.

 

[JT_the_Man]

Well he sure as hell had the wizardry power to make 2 of our posters disappear for the week

It's all good; I'll make up for it with my late week crunch time posting.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Hey Wonders ... did you know that this is what The Filth Wizard does?

Took the pic myself today in a seedy, undisclosed, inner-city metropolitan location. Pic not doctored.

Whoring himself on street rubbish bins. Sad, innit?

No need to thank me.

View attachment 235003

He's a dodgy campaigner sometimes.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Official Team Sheet of the East Side Hawks​

Mr Eagle lets off some steam​

FB: Uncle_Leo - WaLkEr_ThE_StAr - Danger in Texas
HB: scaryness - Clint Beastwood - GutsyBug
C: larrikin - Brown Bottle - Biggie
HF: Karnezis_13 - Mr Eagle - go you pups
FF: Gilbert_Hodge - The Filth Wizard - HawkAussie
Foll: Tayl0r - Doctor Colossus - Wacky Tiger
Int: jackenny - TheCuzEffect

Changes...
Karnezis_13 FP > HFF
Gilbert_Hodge HFF > FP


Gilbo is released from the heavy shackles that gripped his soul on the forward flank. I am reliably informed that Karny is more into that kind of stuff anyhow. Despite multiple recent requests from both Wacky and Brown Bottle that they would very much like to be benched, I am yet to pull the trigger on either of them. Though the way Biggie and even larri have been posting lately, I wouldn't need much of an excuse...




See, Wonders? This is what good captaincy looks like. Give with one hand, deny with the other, pit people against each other, fix typos quickly, lie as often as you feel like, post a pretty picture and make everyone feel just a teeny bit vulnerable to forces beyond their control. Then have a drink to celebrate.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

LOL so I get to play on Brown Bottle


I'm going to need more of a challenge if I'm to be prepared to face the big guns come finals time

 

[Golumless]

​

See, Wonders? This is what good captaincy looks like. Give with one hand, deny with the other, pit people against each other, fix typos quickly, lie as often as you feel like, post a pretty picture and make everyone feel just a teeny bit vulnerable to forces beyond their control. Then have a drink to celebrate.

And the best part of this good captaincy is getting Filthy and Pants in to save the Hawks

 

[Biggie]

Tough skipper, I like the way you run things.

 

[Mr Eagle]

And the best part of this good captaincy is getting Filthy and Pants in to save the Hawks

 

[Golumless]

You are a genius ahead of our times.

I hope they build a statue of you in front of the SFA headquarters.

 

[pantskyle]

Looks like I've chosen a good week to be on holidays.

Join me Wonders captains. However I do need to return on Sunday to play, you can watch from the stands.

 

[Golumless]

Looks like I've chosen a good week to be on holidays.

Join me Wonders captains. However I do need to return on Sunday to play, you can watch from the stands.

Do we get the hotel room for another day?

 

[Taylor]

This is a talk fest

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

This is a talk fest

Not much you can do when up against the Hawks

 

[haydo]

Not much you can do when up against the Hawks

Guess you can only do as much as the opposition give you. Which in the case of the Hawks, f*** all