Official Match Thread S22 Round 17 Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Dennis Trumpet]

Vs



Its the final round of the home and away season and both of these teams still have plenty to play for. The Roys have secured a top 4 finish, but the bragging rights of finishing 1st on the ladder are still well within their reach. In fact were it not for a team sheet error they would be sitting 1st right now.

The Warriors on the other hand need to win to secure their place in the top 4. A slip up here could allow the Sin City Swamprats to pinch the last place in the top 4 and earn the double chance in the finals, owing to their superior percentage. However even with that in mind, a win probably won't be necessary for the Warriors, as the Baghdad Bombers Should Comfortably defeat the Swamprats anyway.

Crumpets Word: The Roys should comfortable account for the Warriors with Willo_ fitzroybowiedog and Fred all having outstanding seasons so far. DapperJong had better pull his finger out of his arse though and get me a big score for my QFD quarter final. Roys by 44

Your official team thread sheet must be posted by 11:59pm Thursday 17 November 2016.

 

[Mobbs]

This dennis crumpet bloke's a bit of orright!

I am here on my quest for a green square.

Here's a joke to start: Bloke goes to doctor says "Check my arse out, I have a problem". Doc says "wtf you have a lettuce leaf poking out of your butt!" Bloke says "That's just the tip of the iceberg ..."

Doc's next patient says he has newspapers leaking out of his rear end. Doc examines and says "I can see a couple of issues here ..."

 

[Fred]

Another bloke goes to the doctor regarding his rear end. The doc has a look and says "wtf, you haven't got one".

 

[Willo_]

I always new I liked you dennis crumpet

Flattery will get you everywhere


I am looking forward to crossing swords with one of my faves in BigJoeD_ this week

 

[Dennis Trumpet]

I am looking forward to crossing swords with one of my faves in BigJoeD_ this week

Alzheimer's is such a sad disease

 

[Willo_]

Alzheimer's is such a sad disease

Are you related to Dennis Kermit?

 

[candiehappy]

I am looking forward to crossing swords with one of my faves in BigJoeD_ this week

you are a two timing bitch Willo_

 

[Freofalcon]

I always new I liked you dennis crumpet

Flattery will get you everywhere


I am looking forward to crossing swords with one of my faves in BigJoeD_ this week

NTTAWWT.

 

[Willo_]

you are a two timing bitch Willo_

I have many faves

You are sometimes also up there

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Ahhh I love the smell of Warriors in the morning.

 

[candiehappy]

You are sometimes also up there

double entendre ?

 

[Mobbs]

For some reason I feel like giving Heathers a watch tonight.

 

[Willo_]

double entendre ?

Not intentionally

 

[A Bit High]

I am looking forward to crossing swords with one of my faves in BigJoeD_ this week

I knew you both were close but this is a little too close...not much margin for error!

 

[miggs]

For some reason I feel like giving Heathers a watch tonight.

Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make

 

[A Bit High]

Another bloke goes to the doctor regarding his rear end. The doc has a look and says "wtf, you haven't got one".

I think someone stole my sons also!!

 

[candiehappy]

Not intentionally

my son ( a Geelong poster on BF) is up visiting for a few days. My gutter standard of posting may be a bit less tasteful than usual .....

 

[Willo_]

my son ( a Geelong poster on BF) is up visiting for a few days. My gutter standard of posting may be a bit less tasteful than usual .....

I know who your son is on BF so I'm not going to hold anything against you

 

[sante]

MOTR, still on the first page

 

[Freofalcon]

MOTR, still on the first page

What about now ?

 

[Freofalcon]

Dammit.

 

[Mobbs]

MOTR, still on the first page

#1 in pages!

 

[Benwah83]

my son ( a Geelong poster on BF) is up visiting for a few days. My gutter standard of posting may be a bit less tasteful than usual .....

This bodes well. Taste is overrated.

 

[Mobbs]

This bodes well. Taste is overrated.

I have no sense of taste or smell. You never miss anything until its gone.

 

[toxic]

The rejuvenated roys, how exciting we get to begin there out in straight sets campaign

Headline
Warriors finish top 2!