Official Match Thread S22 Round 6: Las Vegas Bears vs Fighting Furies @ The Stadium In The Sky

[DemonJim]

Congrats on your promotion to:
Vice President of Partying and General Awesometivity (I got promoted!)
but you're going to have to lift your club's standards of entertainment to match ours.

We at the Furies have hookers and cocaine 24/7

We also have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

All you Bears have is your resident C&W band The 3am Barfly Stragglers.

You've obviously never been to Vegas before.

 

[DemonJim]

C'mon mate, don't backtrack now. You've gotten so many hilarious hashtags and inside jokes like #thestreak in your chase for the Moral* Premiership, it would be a shame to dispute its legitimacy now.


* Floral

Sterge
So this is the "banter" you are looking for? (Highlighted the main bit that is enthralling)

 

[Helen Wheels]

You've obviously never been to Vegas before.

Maybe not, but I snuck into your clubhouse, cunningly disguised in a penguin onesie and, believe me, I saw enough.

 

[tgrs]

Sterge
So this is the "banter" you are looking for? (Highlighted the main bit that is enthralling)

If you hadn't noticed, we're forced to string out a joke made two pages ago because you blokes don't turn up.

I don't get you DJ, you compliment us on our record breaking activities and then pop back in and stab us in the back...oh, thats a familiar scenario down at the Bears.

 

[Sterge]

Sterge
So this is the "banter" you are looking for? (Highlighted the main bit that is enthralling)

I could care less, the back and forth "you're shit", "no u are" that seems to have plagued every club this season is boring as ****

 

[Helen Wheels]

Sterge
So this is the "banter" you are looking for? (Highlighted the main bit that is enthralling)

No good crying to Sterge to call off the attack. He can't help you now.
The wrath of the Furies has been unleashed and is descending on your team like a force of nature.

 

[kane249]

C'mon mate, don't backtrack now. You've gotten so many hilarious hashtags and inside jokes like #thestreak in your chase for the Moral* Premiership, it would be a shame to dispute its legitimacy now.


* Floral

So you're going to run with something none of us said and pretend we did say it?

 

[tgrs]

So you're going to run with something none of us said and pretend we did say it?

Mate go back to page 1 and see the pot call the kettle back, at least ours was relevant in fact. Are you actually complaining we think you blokes are the favourites for every premiership outside the SFA?

Can't handle the tiniest bit of banter, complains when teams do something outside the boring norm...I have an accurate quote for you.

Nice melt

 

[Nuffers]

Maybe not, but I snuck into your clubhouse, cunningly disguised in a penguin onesie and, believe me, I saw enough.

Thank you for the opening.... I present Helen's "not so secret" weapon...

 

[DemonJim]

I could care less, the back and forth "you're shit", "no u are" that seems to have plagued every club this season is boring as ****

Which you yourself have done. Calm your moobs.

 

[DemonJim]

No good crying to Sterge to call off the attack. He can't help you now.
The wrath of the Furies has been unleashed and is descending on your team like a force of nature.

Nah, just mentioning him in a comment for calling out one of our players.
Please unleash.

 

[Nuffers]

No good crying to Sterge to call off the attack. He can't help you now.
The wrath of the Furies has been unleashed and is descending on your team like a force of nature.

Or an irate rocket penguin.

 

[Mother Russia]

Fumbler isn't on a "mid-life crisis hiatus" ... You have him imprisoned in an undisclosed location... "Free the Fumbler!!!"

Nyet.
fumbler must wash my baby seal bikini first.

 

[DemonJim]

Nyet.
fumbler must wash my baby seal bikini first.

Please hold him till the end of this week!

 

[Matera92]

You should of stayed far, far away from your keyboard. I guess I can't expect anything better, you're just following in the footsteps of your captain and his imagination the size of a paperclip. Shame though, one lousy Bear post and it's goodbye to a quality run.



Then why are you guys so desperate to win the Moral Premiership? Or was it the Floral Premiership? Oh wait, is it the Coral Premiership? The Oral Premiership? You blokes would have some experience in that department.

Nice melt.

What kind of cheese do you use?

 

[Matera92]

Maybe not, but I snuck into your clubhouse, cunningly disguised in a penguin onesie and, believe me, I saw enough.

That was the janitors closet, and we don't talk about what goes on in there...

 

[kane249]

That was the janitors closet, and we don't talk about what goes on in there...

"Oh I see what's going on here, so SORRY to INTERRUPT! ... Proceed!"

 

[DemonJim]

"Oh I see what's going on here, so SORRY to INTERRUPT! ... Proceed!"

**** me... I thought it was just me that saw that penguin...

 

[Nuffers]

"Oh I see what's going on here, so SORRY to INTERRUPT! ... Proceed!"

 

[Art Vandelay_]

You've obviously never been to Vegas before.

That's just a slow Tuesday in Vegas

 

[kane249]

**** me... I thought it was just me that saw that penguin...

You should have seen what tgrs did when he caught up with the penguin later

Things got weird

 

[Shadow Man]

Nyet.
fumbler must wash my baby seal bikini first.

Legend has it, he's very good with seal skins..

 

[Helen Wheels]

So you're going to run with something none of us said and pretend we did say it?

Golumless said it and he's a fiercely and fearlessly unbiased, independent judge. Who better to comment?
I would trust him with my virtue.

 

[DemonJim]

You should have seen what tgrs did when he caught up with the penguin later

Things got weird

Please... that's enough!

 

[DemonJim]

Golumless said it and he's a fiercely and fearlessly unbiased, independent judge. Who better to comment?
I would trust him with my virtue.

Yeah right. As if you have any virtue left.