Official Match Thread S23 Round 3: Gold City Royals vs East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne

[Golumless]

Spoiler: dog gif

I'm not posting that ****ing abomination of their new logo.
vs

Head to Head:

I'm pretty sure they played a few matches on reasonably sized qooty.

Match Overview.

The Royals are doing alright, having beaten someone last week and losing to someone else the week before. They will want to win this week to help solidify their spot in the top 8.

The Hawks are the hawks and are sitting 0-2. For fear of repercussions from the admin we won't talk about it.

Players to Watch:

Royals:

Thatsapaddlin - will be looking to spank the royals this week

Blacky - May contribute

Nakia - Is Nakia

Hawks:

The Filth Wizard - Is an admin. I dunno how that'll help the Hawks

GN80 - Did an interview, and may be good at qooty.

brahj - He plays for the Hawks now.

Tip:

Hawks by 27

Teamsheets are to be posted to the Prussian consulate at Siam by aeromail, preferably on the 4:30 auto-gyro.

 

[Loonerty]

Wow. Wait ****ing forever and then this happens.

 

[Golumless]

Wow. Wait ******* forever and then this happens.
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I am a computer wizard.


- I have no idea how that happened

 

[Paddles_]

GN80's lock of the week tour moves to the Golden Throne, can he become the worst tipper in history? My bet is... yes

Royals by 75

 

[Loonerty]

I am a computer wizard.


- I have no idea how that happened

It's okay.

Don't let it happen again.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Cats and dogs in the same spoiler tags. Mass hysteria! Hawks winning!

 

[Le Grille]

Gday Royals

Here's to a big melt after we dismantle you.

Is the Sweet FA going ahead with the live simming?

 

[Mr Eagle]

Why is this not pinned? Are we being punished for something?

 

[Loonerty]

I'm so excited to play against my friend Blacky

 

[Footypie32]

Happy Valentines Day Hawks.

Here's a rose...




Now prepare to get ****ed.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Blacky's licking his lips being wine connoisseur and knowing we're up against another cellar dweller this week. When will it all end, his liver needs a well earned rest.

 

[Paddles_]

Thatsapaddlin - will be looking to spank the royals this week

Who's up first? boondy?

 

[Blacky]

I'm so excited to play against my friend Blacky

Hi Loons

 

[Blacky]

Blacky's licking his lips being wine connoisseur and knowing we're up against another cellar dweller this week. When will it all end, his liver needs a well earned rest.

The Hawks will be getting the Pinot Noir on Sunday

 

[Loonerty]

Hi Loons

Hi Blacky

Where will you be lining up this week?

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Hi Blacky

Where will you be lining up this week?

Is the gutter a position?

 

[Loonerty]

Is the gutter a position?

I guess so but I'd be surprised if the captain left himself out of the team.

 

[Mr Eagle]

The Hawks will be getting the Pinot Noir on Sunday

Cask, I hope.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I guess so but I'd be surprised if the captain left himself out of the team.

This is the best week to experiment.

 

[Blacky]

I'm having a rest and witches hat comes in to play FB

 

[Loonerty]

I'm having a rest and witches hat comes in to play FB

brahj you've got a tough opponent ahead of you.

 

[Le Grille]

As the Hawks migrate to the Golden Throne
They will find themselves in the zone
No monarchy could repel this onslaught
And these royals will come up short
Eating lighting and crapping thunder
The Hawks aren't gonna blunder
Mr Eagle , Loonerty and Elton Johns Wig
I tell you guys we are gonna win big
The Royals will be madder than Donald Trump
When they feel the Hawks mighty thump
115 points will be margin at full time
Loving the Hawks aint no crime
Just like a one nation polly talks comeplete shit
The royals can't contend with the hawks, not one bit

 

[Agent93]

Hi Royals. Please don't be turdbags like the Bombers. TIA!

 

[boondy]

Who's up first? boondy?

First for ?

 

[brahj]

brahj you've got a tough opponent ahead of you.

As if it matters. I'll get dragged early in the second again.

Weird how that keeps happening and Millky95 is a simmer and hates me and Gray Day won the ALF last season.

I mean what a coincidence...