Official Match Thread S26 Round 16 Roys FFC vs Fighting Furies at Wankhede Stadium, Mumbai, India (BJO) (MOTR)

[3KZ is Football]

Day one and I have already hit a nerve
best

What happened? Did you stub your brain?

 

[Broken]

I can't believe I'm still here on the forum!

That's only because we've restrained you Clockwork Orange style.

I hate when the bracelet goes off

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Obviously the locals are loving their qooty at the Wankhede Stadium

I'm going to have to jump at my best if Im going to tap the qooty first at the center bounce

 

[Mobbs]

I hate when the bracelet goes off

So many TJASTA s.
Never seems to be enough bracelets for this campaigner.

Obviously the locals are loving their qooty at the Wankhede Stadium

I'm going to have to jump at my best if Im going to tap the qooty first at the center bounce

I wish they'd stop ripping off our Carlton Draught ads, which better sell some bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-dy beer.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

So many TJASTA s.
Never seems to be enough bracelets for this campaigner.

I wish they'd stop ripping off our Carlton Draught ads, which better sell some bloo-oo-oo-oo-oo-dy beer.

time to bring in the pussy

 

[TedDougChris]

Obviously the locals are loving their qooty at the Wankhede Stadium

I'm going to have to jump at my best if Im going to tap the qooty first at the center bounce

I’ll have been subbed off by that stage....

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I’ll have been subbed off by that stage....

if you've been subbed off, go outside for your recovery dip in the river, oh and there might be a couple of others there

 

[Mobbs]

So how was last week for your guys.

We sucked!

 

[TJASTA]

So how was last week for your guys.

We sucked!

We won against a bunch of nerds.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

So how was last week for your guys.

We sucked!

our forwards finally learnt to kick straight

 

[This Is Anfield]

So how was last week for your guys.

We sucked!

The game was great but the Royals are just awful!

 

[TedDougChris]

our forwards finally learnt to kick straight

We have been discussing that strategy, but haven’t yet decided to adopt it....

 

[Tigerturbulance]

We have been discussing that strategy, but haven’t yet decided to adopt it....

we also had rfctiger74 on the pine the whole game which meant the forwards were not getting punched or dated by him while they were kicking the qooty at the sticks

 

[Tigerturbulance]

just watching the Roys warm up, Furies we have nothing to worry about except maybe catching fleas

Mobbs you look good out front in red

 

[TedDougChris]

we also had rfctiger74 on the pine the whole game which meant the forwards were not getting punched or dated by him while they were kicking the qooty at the sticks

A novel strategy....

Not physically or sexually assaulting someone while they are having a shot at goal improves their accuracy.

These are great tips for a newcomer....

 

[Tigerturbulance]

A novel strategy....

Not physically or sexually assaulting someone while they are having a shot at goal improves their accuracy.

These are great tips for a newcomer....

would you like to borrow rfctiger74 for the game and put him on your bench

 

[TedDougChris]

would you like to borrow rfctiger74 for the game and put him on your bench

No, but he could play in our defence if he promises to harass our opponents this week.....

 

[Ned_Flanders]

would you like to borrow rfctiger74 for the game and put him on your bench

**** you

No, but he could play in our defence if he promises to harass our opponents this week.....

**** you

and, for shits and giggles, **** you too Cloud_ (#notlettingitgo)

 

[Tigerturbulance]

**** you

**** you

and, for shits and giggles, **** you too Cloud_ (#notlettingitgo)

 

[Mobbs]

just watching the Roys warm up, Furies we have nothing to worry about except maybe catching fleas

Mobbs you look good out front in red

That is absolutely me!

would you like to borrow rfctiger74 for the game and put him on your bench

Almost anyone can join the Roys, but to get to sit on our bench ... now that takes some buttkissing!

 

[Tigerturbulance]

just visited the demons and hawks who are playing out of Amsterdam, boy my 245 kg of love muscle was going off

 

[Mobbs]

I will admit I'm quietly satisfied with my performance against the Gumbies last round. But I'll try to keep a lid on it.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I will admit I'm quietly satisfied with my performance against the Gumbies last round. But I'll try to keep a lid on it.

using the gumbies as your measure of success, that's so so sad friend

 

[Mobbs]

using the gumbies as your measure of success, that's so so sad friend

It's all I have

 

[Broken]

using the gumbies as your measure of success, that's so so sad friend

Ah, but it was countered by a wonderful use of the Late Show.