Official Match Thread S28 First Qualifying Final - Sin City Swamprats v East Side Hawks @ Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Far Kern]

Via the human encyclopedia on the Port board, RussellEbertHandball.

True then.

 

[Far Kern]

Only if you make me Caliph.

You’d start as a back pocket I reckon, but only if I was prepared to start in the reserves again.

 

[VainGlorious]

You’d start as a back pocket I reckon, but only if I was prepared to start in the reserves again.

I’ll fight Firestarter for the centre position.

The Vein does his best work in the guts.

 

[Firestarter]

I’ll fight Firestarter for the centre position.

The Vein does his best work in the guts.

I'm already in the backpocket so FK is admitting you are usurping my position.

Uhhhhh... I mean, welcome aboard. I'm Balok.

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Far Kern]

I’ll fight Firestarter for the centre position.

The Vein does his best work in the guts.

Well, you see, here’s the problem. As this is now the winny part of the year, firey has been quietly (shhh) pushed aside, and superstar celebrity qooty champion Nunez slotted into that spot. Oops.

 

[VainGlorious]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

C’mon, I’m not that bad Smiley.

I’ve even foregone the bathing so I can smell more like a Swampy this week.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I tagged you on Tuesday you tit.

You did indeed. I only just saw it today and before you ask, today is the first time I’ve popped in, in a fortnight.

 

[VainGlorious]

I’m not fighting Nunez , he’ll just sing his way into my pants.

It’s a battle I can’t win.

I will bite him though.

 

[Firestarter]

Well, you see, here’s the problem. As this is now the winny part of the year, firey has been quietly (shhh) pushed aside, and superstar celebrity qooty champion Nunez slotted into that spot. Oops.

Fartstarter is where he was meant to be. Sniffing grass on the part of the field where the ball never goes.

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Shame.

fu** up lesser SM

Ah hello there.

Good to see some of my haters still around.

You know, I actually have a confession to make. I have to confess that I almost missed my haters on here. Then I remembered that would imply I had a heart and I just couldn’t admit to that.

He is 89 better than the floggy SM

I’m the good bloke version of SM

 

[Far Kern]

Fartstarter is where he was meant to be. Sniffing grass on the part of the field where the ball never goes.

Where have I played this season? You got 16 rounds in one spot to have a shot at a gong. Because I rate you. Changing now is for fun and because you fought to be dropped and because.

 

[Firestarter]

Where have I played this season? You got 16 rounds in one spot to have a shot at a gong. Because I rate you. Changing now is for fun and because you fought to be dropped and because.

I feel like we are misreading each other. I'm not against the change, was never against the change. Whatever helps us win, do it. Especially to me. I've always been taking the piss.

 

[Far Kern]

I feel like we are misreading each other. I'm not against the change, was never against the change. Whatever helps us win, do it. Especially to me. I've always been taking the piss.

I know that mate. I love your style and really rate you. Plus, you don’t care. Like me. Do you know that you were number one in the League for marks this season? I bet you don’t.

 

[philreich]

Ah hello there.

Good to see some of my haters still around.

You know, I actually have a confession to make. I have to confess that I almost missed my haters on here. Then I remembered that would imply I had a heart and I just couldn’t admit to that.



I’m the good bloke version of SM

You're also the premiership version of SM .

 

[Firestarter]

I know that mate. I love your style and really rate you. Plus, you don’t care. Like me. Do you know that you were number one in the League for marks this season? I bet you don’t.

Someone told me I was one off the century. How ****ing lazy am I? No wonder you kicked me to the no man's land.

Let's just cook these hawks like Milwaukee cooked Atlanta so we can play a team with some edge.

 

[Far Kern]

Ah hello there.

Good to see some of my haters still around.

You know, I actually have a confession to make. I have to confess that I almost missed my haters on here. Then I remembered that would imply I had a heart and I just couldn’t admit to that.



I’m the good bloke version of SM

Multi quoting is evil.

 

[VainGlorious]

Multi quoting is evil.

Agreed.

I only ever do it to piss WaynesWorld19 off

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Multi quoting is evil.

I’m probably one of the best multi quoters going around #justsaying

 

[WaynesWorld19]

I’m probably one of the best multi quoters going around #justsaying

 

[Nunez]

I’m not fighting Nunez , he’ll just sing his way into my pants.

It’s a battle I can’t win.

I will bite him though.

I like it when you bite.

Genuinely feel sorry for you though. I will write a song in Your memory after I poleaxe you into oblivion.

 

[VainGlorious]

I like it when you bite.

Genuinely feel sorry for you though. I will write a song in Your memory after I poleaxe you into oblivion.

You’ll have to wait until next year.

Im going to Mike Tyson your ear.

 

[Nunez]

You’ll have to wait until next year.

Im going to Mike Tyson your ear.

That's just weird.

 

[larrikin]

I’m probably one of the best multi quoters going around #justsaying

A truly defining quality

 

[VainGlorious]

That's just weird.

I’m far from normal.