Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[NaturalDisaster]

WHO?

Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders

WHAT?

These two sides will face off in a cut throat semi-final. The winner of this game will advance to the Preliminary Final and face the Mount Buller Demons for a spot in the Grand Final.. The loser, will be planning Mad Monday celebrations as well as looking toward Season 29. This is a big game folks, Match of the Round status. Will the Rats advance and create a rematch of the S27 prelim? Or will they bundle out in Straight Sets? Can the Wonders back up their first final win in seasons? Or was it just an aberration?

WHEN?

Somewhere between the 15th hour and the 18th hour on the first day of Summer.

WHERE?

The Wonders will have to brave the awful stench of the Swamprats home ground, The Sewerage Farm aka The Underground Stadium.

WHY?

The Swamprats couldn’t find their mojo against the Hawks. They chased their plague infected tails all day, not once looking as though they would stage a come back. They lost by a comfortable 32 points. Are the Rats burnt out after a strong premiership defense during the home and away season? Or did they want to replicate the same path they took to last seasons flag?

The Wonders prevailed over the Bears in what was a close encounter until half time. The Wonders then outplayed the Bears in the second half, emerging victors by a comfortable 25 points. Can they grind out a win against a stronger outfit? Or will they bow old like the Wonders we all know?

Who should I be looking out for this match?

Swamprats:

Sparkle

Battled hard for the losing team against the Hawks. Went up again hit and miss ruckman NaturalDisaster. Whilst he lost the hit outs, he was better around the ground with 27 disposals, 6 tackles and a goal.

edgie

Was second best on for the Swampies against the Hawks, with 22 disposals, 5 marks and 3 goals.

Wonders:

U2tigers

The Big Headed ruckman had a battle for the ages with Bears flog Test Tickle. Bono lost the battle, but won the war as his side came out victors. Bono was Best on ground for the Wonders with 14 hit outs, 23 disposals & two goals.

Bloodied52 & Sab22:

Were a formidable duo up forward against the Bears back line, kicking 8 goals between them.

What are ND’s predictions for this match?
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• The Bombers will spam the **** out of the thread.​
• Far Kern will make at least 5 posts, that no one, but he understands.​
• Ant Bear will constantly make references to himself and make the thread out to be all about him.​

Uhm, right ok idiot, but who will win the actual game?

Dunno, you tell me (See poll).

Far Kern, Dingster Teamsheets in by the 59th minute of the 23rd hour of the 28th Day of November. Not a minute later!

Credit to Barrybran for the graphics.
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[TRUMAN#1]

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WHO?

Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders

WHAT?

These two sides will face off in a cut throat semi-final. The winner of this game will advance to the Preliminary Final and face the Mount Buller Demons for a spot in the Grand Final.. The loser, will be planning Mad Monday celebrations as well as looking toward Season 29. This is a big game folks, Match of the Round status. Will the Rats advance and create a rematch of the S27 prelim? Or will they bundle out in Straight Sets? Can the Wonders back up their first final win in seasons? Or was it just an aberration?

WHEN?

Somewhere between the 15th hour and the 18th hour on the first day of Summer.

WHERE?

The Wonders will have to brave the awful stench of the Swamprats home ground, The Sewerage Farm aka The Underground Stadium.

WHY?

The Swamprats couldn’t find their mojo against the Hawks. They chased their plague infected tails all day, not once looking as though they would stage a come back. They lost by a comfortable 32 points. Are the Rats burnt out after a strong premiership defense during the home and away season? Or did they want to replicate the same path they took to last seasons flag?

The Wonders prevailed over the Bears in what was a close encounter until half time. The Wonders then outplayed the Bears in the second half, emerging victors by a comfortable 25 points. Can they grind out a win against a stronger outfit? Or will they bow old like the Wonders we all know?

Who should I be looking out for this match?

Swamprats:

Sparkle

Battled hard for the losing team against the Hawks. Went up again hit and miss ruckman NaturalDisaster. Whilst he lost the hit outs, he was better around the ground with 27 disposals, 6 tackles and a goal.

edgie

Was second best on for the Swampies against the Hawks, with 22 disposals, 5 marks and 3 goals.

Wonders:

U2tigers

The Big Headed ruckman had a battle for the ages with Bears flog Test Tickle. Bono lost the battle, but won the war as his side came out victors. Bono was Best on ground for the Wonders with 14 hit outs, 23 disposals & two goals.

Bloodied52 & Sab22:

Were a formidable duo up forward against the Bears back line, kicking 8 goals between them.

What are ND’s predictions for this match?
​

• The Bombers will spam the fu** out of the thread.​
• Far Kern will make at least 5 posts, that no one, but he understands.​
• Ant Bear will constantly make references to himself and make the thread out to be all about him.​

Uhm, right ok idiot, but who will win the actual game?

Dunno, you tell me (See poll).

Far Kern, Dingster Teamsheets in by the 59th minute of the 23rd hour of the 28th Day of November. Not a minute later!

Credit to Barrybran for the graphics.
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What ****ing poll?

Anyway cheers NaturalDisaster.

Bring it Swamprats - Wonders will win this vital Nunez CUP and their way to the Prelim

 

[Test Tickle]

**** you Swamprats

 

[philreich]

What ******* poll?

Anyway cheers NaturalDisaster.

Bring it Swamprats - Wonders will win this vital Nunez CUP and their way to the Prelim

I like how your team thread mentions streaking - will the team be streaking for next week's Mad Monday?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

fu** you Swamprats

Yeah, what our #1 Finals ticket holder said.

 

[Dingster]

What ******* poll?

The one Firestarter is sitting on.

Bring it Swamprats - Wonders will win this vital Nunez CUP and their way to the Prelim

Oh hell yes. Welcome aboard Nunez

Anyway cheers NaturalDisaster.

Props ND

 

[Dingster]

I like how your team thread mentions streaking - will the team be streaking for next week's Mad Monday?

No because #StraightSetsSwampies

 

[philreich]

Yeah, what our #1 Finals member said.

Understand: he's still bitter after last season's decider .

 

[Firestarter]

The one Firestarter is sitting on.


Oh hell yes. Welcome aboard Nunez


Props ND

You did a better job of tagging me into this laxativefest than my own team.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

You did a better job of tagging me into this laxativefest than my own team.

YOu should hear what your team mates say about you behind your back...

 

[Test Tickle]

Understand: he's still bitter after last season's decider .

What a classic game it was.

 

[Dingster]

YOu should hear what your team mates say about you behind your back...

I can't understand philreich

 

[Test Tickle]

YOu should hear what your team mates say about you behind your back...

Your Av makes me...well, horny i guess.

 

[Firestarter]

YOu should hear what your team mates say about you behind your back...

I do. "Squeal like a pig!"

 

[jackster83]

You did a better job of tagging me into this laxativefest than my own team.

We entrusted tagging duties to Sparkle.

Kids these days...

 

[Firestarter]

We entrusted tagging duties to Sparkle.

Kids these days...

They're too busy instagraming themselves with naughty-sounding road signs. Like Butte.

 

[Nunez]

I like how your team thread mentions streaking - will the team be streaking for next week's Mad Monday?

Let's be honest, there's a better chance of Trump actually getting impeached than the Rats losing and me becoming a Wonder.

Besides, everybody knows Hoos and I are starting a new SFA franchise.

 

[Test Tickle]

What is that smell in here?

 

[Hoos]

Let's be honest, there's a better chance of Trump actually getting impeached than the Rats losing and me becoming a Wonder.

Besides, everybody knows Hoos and I are starting a new SFA franchise.

Shit yeah, the achievers!

 

[Ant Bear]

The Ant Bear Cup.

Hi Swampies, I like what you've done with the visitors' rooms

 

[TRUMAN#1]

The Ant Bear Cup.

Hi Swampies, I like what you've done with the visitors' rooms

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They could have at least put the seats down.

 

[jackster83]

The Ant Bear Cup.

Hi Swampies, I like what you've done with the visitors' rooms

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Just wait til you see the stalls.

 

[Ant Bear]

They could have at least put the seats down.

Back in my day, the visitors weren't afforded the luxury of seats!

 

[philreich]

I can't understand philreich

Me either!!!

 

[philreich]

Let's be honest, there's a better chance of Trump actually getting impeached than the Rats losing and me becoming a Wonder.

Besides, everybody knows Hoos and I are starting a new SFA franchise.

Yeah but it's kind of us to dangle the carrot in front of the horse's nose, before eating it ourselves on game day.