Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[Ant Bear]

edgie used to be in a boy band. He was the one always getting pushed to the far right in promo shoots.

 

[Ant Bear]

ant555 is so light on his feet because he studies classical ballet to keep fit.

 

[Riviat]

On the club song?

Don't you miss my deep baritone?

No . I want my music to sound metallic and fake......

 

[Sparkle]

Don't you miss my deep baritone?

To be honest, it sounds better without it

 

[philreich]

philreich scours the internet looking for "original material"

I farted on the bus on Friday, and 4 people turned around. It was like I was on The Voice.

 

[spookism]

As I sit back this week, drinking rare and delicious craft beers while enjoying the week off, I feel as if karma might come and get me if I brag about it. So I won't, I'll just sit back, turn up the tunes and enjoy you kids stressing about the result.

Good luck.

 

[edgie]

edgie used to be in a boy band. He was the one always getting pushed to the far right in promo shoots.

I was the Robbie Williams/Justin Timberlake of my boy band.

 

[Ant Bear]

Power Raid carries a big gun but it is loaded with blanks

 

[Ant Bear]

Even Taswegians consider Quadzilla to be a bit strange

 

[Ant Bear]

Firestarter is so unco, when he rubs two sticks together they freeze

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

As I sit back this week, drinking rare and delicious craft beers while enjoying the week off, I feel as if karma might come and get me if I brag about it. So I won't, I'll just sit back, turn up the tunes and enjoy you kids stressing about the result.

Good luck.

I'll be drunk, every time, top result.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Jeebus Ant Bear slow down. You weren't supposed to start racking up till Wednesday

 

[Ant Bear]

Jeebus Ant Bear slow down. You weren't supposed to start racking up till Wednesday

Nah, Far Kern doesn't turn up till Thursdays. He's busy filming Mountain Monsters Mon-Wed.

Spoiler

He's Buck.

 

[Ant Bear]

Elite Finger Twirler was rated below average for finger twirling by Qhampion Data

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

Elite Finger Twirler was rated below average for finger twirling by Qhampion Data

Dude you're not even a real ant bear

 

[philreich]

As I sit back this week, drinking rare and delicious craft beers while enjoying the week off, I feel as if karma might come and get me if I brag about it. So I won't, I'll just sit back, turn up the tunes and enjoy you kids stressing about the result.

Good luck.

Fun fact - the winners of both qualifying finals in season 27 failed to progress to the grand final. How do you like them apples?

 

[jackster83]

Dude you're not even a real ant bear

The Wonders aren't even very wondrous.

 

[spookism]

Fun fact - the winners of both qualifying finals in season 27 failed to progress to the grand final. How do you like them apples?

The Hawks have made the Prelim final four times in the last five seasons.

Forget the apples, I've got the entire orchid.

 

[Wojcinski]

What a terrible OP considering this is the biggest game of the year

 

[NaturalDisaster]

What a terrible OP considering this is the biggest game of the year

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

What a terrible OP considering this is the biggest game of the year

WoJo - I respectfully disagree. The truly remarkable NaturalDisaster has more or less got it right. However the result will be the same as when the Pomgolians defended England against Caesar's civilising campaign by chucking yonnies at us. We put them to the civilising influence of the Roman sword.

The Swampies are the unenlightened lumpen proletarians of history. Admittedly they are not as bad as the Royals and their bizarre campaign for the infallibility of Monarchs led by The Filth Wizard and Kennedy Parker . Still, they are truly defined by their ignorance of historical materialism. they are the flotsam and jetsam of history and are, at best, simple artefacts to be displayed in a museum.

Let's consider Far Kern the leader of their quaint village. He seems a nice bloke and one who is positively influenced by his Cat. We Wonders, the civilising influences of history, respect the Cat. A good home will be found for the Cat.

Then there is GotTheGoodes . Even with his papist mantra of his 27 posts, GtG remains a puppy yapping at the heels of history, passing him by.

The remarkably astute Ant Bear , venerable SFA Commissar for Internal Security has nailed the rest of Swampies. Next Sunday marks a significant marker on the road of progress. In other contexts it is a wayside stop on Mao's Long March, an Irish coffee break for Michael Collins or Caesar's diversion when he invented Qooty with Pomgolian heads.

Under the astute leadership of our chief theoretician Dingster civilisation will be brought to Ratville.

That is all.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

The Hawks have made the Prelim final four times in the last five seasons.

Forget the apples, I've got the entire orchid.

how many Premierships did you get from that?

 

[Dingster]

Then there is GotTheGoodes . Even with his papist mantra of his 27 posts, GtG remains a puppy yapping at the heels of history, passing him by.

That is all.

Bahaha GotTheGoodes

 

[philreich]

how many Premierships did you get from that?

Even less than the number of posts in a Gumbies v Royals match thread.

 

[ant555]

Back to the wall. No second chance. The formula that sees us perform at our best.