Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[philreich]

What a classic game it was.

If there's been a better grand final, I'd like to hear about it.

 

[Riviat]

Back in my day, the visitors weren't afforded the luxury of seats!

and they were made to go out the back

 

[Nunez]

The Ant Bear Cup.

Hi Swampies, I like what you've done with the visitors' rooms

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At least I'm housebroken.

Hoos

 

[Nunez]

The Ant Bear Cup.

Hi Swampies, I like what you've done with the visitors' rooms

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Also pretty stupid of you to call this the Ant Bear Cup when the reigning Mobbs medalists' contract is on the line. Your team are excited about the prospects of having an elite player on their team.

Sadly for them, they're stuck with you as there is absolutely no chance we will lose.

 

[Dingster]

Also pretty stupid of you to call this the Ant Bear Cup when the reigning Mobbs medalists' contract is on the line. Your team are excited about the prospects of having an elite player on their team.

Sadly for them, they're stuck with you as there is absolutely no chance we will lose.

Choose a number bruncher.

 

[Ant Bear]

Also pretty stupid of you to call this the Ant Bear Cup when the reigning Mobbs medalists' contract is on the line. Your team are excited about the prospects of having an elite player on their team.

Sadly for them, they're stuck with you as there is absolutely no chance we will lose.

The Wonders have gained quantifiably the best finals performer of the 20's. The Swamprats have lost him.

You should have deserted when your stocks were high.

 

[Hoos]

At least I'm housebroken.

Hoos

This was a valued rug.

 

[Sparkle]

he was better around the ground with 27 disposals, 6 tackles and a goal.

Hey everyone, I'm still recovering from leather poisoning after last weeks match. Nothing an ice cold froffie won't mend. Shame we couldn't get the result last week

 

[Sparkle]

Just a question for the skipper though (Far Kern), how many bottles of Febreze should I pick up from the supermarket?

Last time we played the Wonders, there was an awful stench around the ground and I reckon we should come prepared this week

 

[Sparkle]

We entrusted tagging duties to Sparkle.

Kids these days...

ok boomer

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Hey everyone, I'm still recovering from leather poisoning after last weeks match. Nothing an ice cold froffie won't mend. Shame we couldn't get the result last week

It was a good Rucking performance from you, but you will have a much tougher go of it this Sunday.

 

[Ant Bear]

I know all the Swamprat's secrets.

GotTheGoodes drinks apple juice and calls it bourbon and dry so he'll look tough.

 

[Ant Bear]

Far Kern has a tattoo of himself on his chest, but says it is really his parasitic twin.

 

[Sparkle]

It was a good Rucking performance from you, but you will have a much tougher go of it this Sunday.

It might be tougher in the ruck contests, but I'm confident that I'll hardly have to break a sweat collecting 27 touches, 6 tackles and a goal this week

 

[Ant Bear]

sportsmaniac89 is campaigning for the return of ring-pull cans, because he likes to make little motorbikes out of them.

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I know all the Swamprat's secrets.

GotTheGoodes drinks apple juice and calls it bourbon and dry so he'll look tough.

It's pear you muppet.

 

[Ant Bear]

Nunez uses a voice equaliser when he sings the club song

 

[Ant Bear]

SarahSmiles makes his team-mates chase for him.

 

[jackster83]

I know all the Swamprat's secrets.

GotTheGoodes drinks apple juice and calls it bourbon and dry so he'll look tough.

 

[Ant Bear]

jackster83 always wears his lucky red undies,the one with the hole for his left nut.

 

[Ant Bear]

philreich scours the internet looking for "original material"

 

[Nunez]

Nunez uses a voice equaliser when he sings the club song

Funny because I don't think you realise EQ is used on basically every recording ever made

 

[Ant Bear]

Sparkle had a #metoo moment with Narkle

 

[Riviat]

Nunez uses a voice equaliser when he sings the club song

All the professionals use Auto-tune.

 

[Ant Bear]

Funny because I don't think you realise EQ is used on basically every recording ever made

All the professionals use Auto-tune.

On the club song?

Don't you miss my deep baritone?