Official Match Thread S28 First Semi Final: Sin City Swamprats vs West Coast Wonders at Underground Stadium (MOTR)

[NaturalDisaster]

4 : 14.21 {FB} - With the ball is dosser.
4 : 14.26 {FB} - He has time to take a bounce.
4 : 14.29 {rHBF} - He sends the ball to jackster83.
4 : 14.33 {rHBF} - jackster83 and BallaratBulldog both holding each other. No mark.
4 : 14.35 {lHFF} - The ball is now with BallaratBulldog.
4 : 14.39 {lHFF} - Fires out the handpass to Ant Bear.
4 : 14.45 {FF} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 14.51 {FF} - Poor effort from Sab22 and sataris takes the mark.
4 : 14.55 {lBP} - Far Kern sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 15 {rHBF} - He spots an option and kicks to jackster83.
4 : 15.08 {rHBF} - The umpire calls play on.
4 : 15.12 {rHBF} - jackster83 with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 15.14 {CHB} - That came off the outside of the boot.
4 : 15.21 {CHB} - ClarkeM plants a foot on ant555's neck and takes a screamer.
4 : 15.24 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog has a paddock.
4 : 15.33 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 15.37 {FF} - That's a real up and under.
4 : 15.38 {FF} - But sataris is standing in the way and marks.
4 : 15.45 {lBP} - Far Kern slowing down the play.
4 : 15.49 {lBP} - Bloodied52 might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Far Kern. Play on is the call.
4 : 15.55 {lFP} - JT_the_Man does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 16 {lFP} - This for the opportunity of a lifetime.
4 : 16.03 {lFP} - And its straight through the middle.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.12.90
West Coast Wonders : 9.7.61
4 : 16.14 {C} - Ha! Rucks are idiots.
4 : 16.2 {C} - Elton Johns Wig slowing down the play.
4 : 16.27 {rW} - Almost a throw to SSwans2011.
4 : 16.3 {lHFF} - Searching pass in the direction of BallaratBulldog.
4 : 16.37 {lHFF} - Great saving mark taken by jackster83.
4 : 16.38 {rHBF} - jackster83 scoops up the ball.
4 : 16.47 {CHB} - Fires out the handpass to ant555.
4 : 16.49 {CHB} - Gives the ball to sportsmaniac89.
4 : 16.57 {CHB} - Handpass to space. SparkleNarkle runs onto it.
4 : 16.59 {C} - Almost a throw to Nunez.
4 : 17.03 {C} - Watch out! Oh! Elton Johns Wig has laid Nunez out flat.
4 : 17.09 {C} - Now Elton Johns Wig has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 17.16 {C} - Elton Johns Wig bounces the ball.
4 : 17.2 {CHF} - Wojcinski practically snatches it of him.
4 : 17.26 {lFP} - He sees a lead by JT_the_Man and kicks in that direction.
4 : 17.28 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 17.34 {lFP} - JT_the_Man picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 17.38 {lFP} - I've seen JT_the_Man kick a thousand of these.
4 : 17.46 {lFP} - And that just grazes the post.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.12.90
West Coast Wonders : 9.8.62
4 : 17.55 {FB} - With the ball is Far Kern.
4 : 17.59 {lBP} - Sees Far Kern out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 18.03 {lBP} - Great mark! No! The umpire calls play on.
4 : 18.09 {lBP} - Far Kern fighting to get a clear kick.
4 : 18.13 {CHB} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 18.22 {CHB} - ClarkeM intercepts the kick and marks.
4 : 18.23 {CHF} - ClarkeM does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 18.3 {rHFF} - Flicks it to Beutbrute.
4 : 18.34 {lHFF} - He involves BallaratBulldog in the play.
4 : 18.38 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog attacks the goalface.
4 : 18.46 {lHFF} - BallaratBulldog gives some to the crowd after that goal.
Sin City Swamprats : 13.12.90
West Coast Wonders : 10.8.68
4 : 18.48 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
4 : 18.58 {rW} - Ant Bear takes off.
4 : 19.02 {rW} - Ant Bear takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 19.09 {rW} - Handballs to KBLT.
4 : 19.13 {lHFF} - Throws it onto his boot.
4 : 19.19 {lHFF} - But he picks out the opposition.
4 : 19.23 {rHBF} - Quality gather by jackster83.
4 : 19.28 {rHBF} - Bounces it off the deck.
4 : 19.34 {C} - Kicks to a contest - Nunez looks to get to thre front.
4 : 19.38 {C} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 19.44 {C} - Something usuall happens when Nunez has the ball.
4 : 19.48 {C} - Quick hands to philreich.
4 : 19.54 {C} - Gets a handpass away to Nunez.
4 : 19.58 {C} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 20.02 {lHFF} - A wobbly old kick.
4 : 20.08 {lHFF} - Here's a chance for an opportunist rover.
4 : 20.15 {rHBF} - Dingster takes them on.
4 : 20.21 {rHBF} - Gets a handpass away to KBLT.
4 : 20.25 {rHBF} - Dingster receives his handpass.
4 : 20.3 {CHB} - He gets a handpass to TheHairyGamer.
4 : 20.36 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer has a bounce.
4 : 20.37 {rHBF} - He transfers play using Dingster.
4 : 20.44 {rHBF} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 20.48 {rHBF} - Dingster does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 20.52 {CHB} - TheHairyGamer screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 20.58 {CHB} - Oh a turnover. The kick is marked by LukeParkerno1.
4 : 21.02 {CHF} - LukeParkerno1 looks downfield.
4 : 21.08 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to edgie.
4 : 21.13 {rFP} - Contentious handball over his head.
4 : 21.21 {rFP} - Handballs over the top to awesomedal14.
4 : 21.25 {rFP} - Not a lot of daylight for awesomedal14 to aim at.
4 : 21.27 {rFP} - Hard work pays off for awesomedal14. It pays six points.
Sin City Swamprats : 14.12.96
West Coast Wonders : 10.8.68
4 : 21.33 {C} - Wojcinski gets one hand to it.
4 : 21.43 {lW} - PVF streaming down the ground.
4 : 21.47 {C} - Gives the ball to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 21.53 {rHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Beutbrute.
4 : 21.58 {rHFF} - Beutbrute spills the mark.
4 : 22.02 {rHBF} - jackster83 has possession.
4 : 22.08 {rHBF} - Quick hands to sportsmaniac89.
4 : 22.15 {C} - He looks for Nunez.
4 : 22.18 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 22.22 {C} - Not enough pressure on Nunez.
4 : 22.29 {C} - Nunez is chased down by Elton Johns Wig - great effort!.
4 : 22.33 {C} - Elton Johns Wig dances around Nunez.
4 : 22.37 {C} - Flicks it to Wojcinski.
4 : 22.43 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards SSwans2011.
4 : 22.47 {rW} - Over the head of SSwans2011.
4 : 22.52 {rW} - Kirkswan turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
4 : 22.58 {lW} - A long looping handpass to GotTheGoodes.
4 : 23.04 {lW} - Smashed by SSwans2011.
4 : 23.08 {rW} - SSwans2011 with the ball now.
4 : 23.12 {C} - No-look handpass to Elton Johns Wig.
4 : 23.18 {C} - Handpass to space. KBLT runs onto it.
4 : 23.22 {C} - Quick hands to Wojcinski under pressure.
4 : 23.27 {lW} - He kicks across the ground towards PVF.
4 : 23.32 {lW} - Kirkswan reckons he got a touch to that but the umpire's having none of it. Mark to PVF.
4 : 23.41 {lW} - PVF with the ball now.
4 : 23.45 {lW} - He handpasses to KBLT.
4 : 23.47 {lW} - Hands it off to Wojcinski.
4 : 23.51 {C} - Finds Elton Johns Wig with a handball.
4 : 23.57 {rW} - Puts the fist into it at SSwans2011's request.
4 : 24.01 {C} - Elton Johns Wig receives his handpass.
4 : 24.08 {rHFF} - Beutbrute takes off on a lead.
4 : 24.14 {rHFF} - Brilliant mark by Beutbrute!.
4 : 24.2 {rHFF} - Now Beutbrute has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 24.22 {rHFF} - Beutbrute takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
4 : 24.26 {CHF} - No-look handpass to ClarkeM.
4 : 24.32 {FF} - A spearing pass towards Sab22.
4 : 24.41 {FF} - sataris upset the marking attempt by Sab22.
4 : 24.43 {FB} - sataris wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 24.47 {rHBF} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 24.51 {rHBF} - jackster83 appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 24.57 {rHFF} - The ball is now with Beutbrute.
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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Sin City Swamprats : 14.12.96
West Coast Wonders : 10.8.68
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[NaturalDisaster]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

SCS SENIORS Vs WON SENIORS
SCS               2    1        7    5        11   12       14   12   96       
WON               3    2        7    4        7    4        10   8    68       
SCS        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  WON         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
dosser      0  3  0  0  1  0  0  0  0   13  PerfectFoo   0  3  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   24
sataris     0  2  4  3  0  0  0  0  0   24  croweater4   0  2  7  5  0  0  0  0  0   37
Far Kern    0  4  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  Marklar_33   0  6  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   25
jackster83  0  4  4  5  1  0  0  0  0   38  Dingster     0  11 3  11 2  0  0  0  0   72
ant555      0  4  2  3  0  0  1  0  0   21  TheHairyGa   0  10 4  3  0  0  1  0  0   45
Firestarte  0  4  4  6  1  1  2  0  0   35  Bonz         0  2  2  3  3  1  2  0  0   25
Kirkswan    0  13 5  14 3  0  1  1  0   97  SSwans2011   0  3  4  10 0  0  2  0  0   35
Nunez       0  14 7  9  4  1  0  1  0  104  Elton John   0  11 2  13 3  0  1  0  1   75
GotTheGood  0  8  0  7  3  1  2  0  0   45  PVF          0  3  5  8  1  0  0  0  0   44
edgie       0  11 6  10 2  1  2  0  2   76  Beutbrute    0  6  3  6  2  0  1  2  0   56
LukeParker  0  10 4  9  1  1  0  4  0   89  ClarkeM      0  3  3  5  0  0  0  0  0   28
Power Raid  0  6  3  4  2  0  1  1  1   47  BallaratBu   0  4  2  8  0  0  0  2  0   46
awesomedal  0  4  1  0  0  0  0  3  1   34  Bloodied52   0  0  0  0  1  0  0  0  0    4
SarahSmile  0  7  0  0  1  0  0  3  4   47  Sab22        0  3  0  0  1  0  0  0  3   16
magus       0  1  0  1  0  0  0  0  1    6  JT_the_Man   0  4  0  0  0  0  0  2  2   26
SparkleNar  11 8  0  8  4  2  2  0  1   64  Wojcinski    9  16 2  6  1  1  0  2  2   94
philreich   0  9  0  10 5  2  0  0  2   71  KBLT         0  11 0  7  6  4  2  1  0   75
sportsmani  0  8  0  7  5  1  0  1  0   65  Ant Bear     0  6  0  6  6  5  0  1  0   65
Elite Fing  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  U2tigers     4  1  0  0  0  0  1  0  0    4
Quadzilla   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    9  dogs105      0  1  0  0  1  0  0  0  0    7

            SCS   WON
Hitouts   : 11   13 
Kicks     : 123  106 
Marks     : 41   39 
Handballs : 98   99 
Tackles   : 33   27 
Frees For : 10   11 
Frees Ag. : 11   10 
Smothers  : 0    1 
Ironouts  : 12   12 
Inside50  : 19   12 
Goals     : 14   10 
Behinds   : 12   8

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
1.07 - Behind to Elton Johns Wig (WON) - WON by 1 point(s).
3.19 - Goal to KBLT (WON) - WON by 7 point(s).
5.31 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - WON by 1 point(s).
5.58 - Behind to Wojcinski (WON) - WON by 2 point(s).
17.3 - Goal to Wojcinski (WON) - WON by 8 point(s).
18.57 - Goal to Beutbrute (WON) - WON by 14 point(s).
23.38 - Behind to philreich (SCS) - WON by 13 point(s).
24.45 - Goal to Power Raid (SCS) - WON by 7 point(s).

Second Quarter :
2.4 - Goal to Ant Bear (WON) - WON by 13 point(s).
2.58 - Rushed behind to SCS - WON by 12 point(s).
3.05 - Behind to SarahSmiles (SCS) - WON by 11 point(s).
6.45 - Behind to SarahSmiles (SCS) - WON by 10 point(s).
7.3 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - WON by 4 point(s).
8.38 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - SCS by 2 point(s).
9.51 - Goal to awesomedal14 (SCS) - SCS by 8 point(s).
11.17 - Goal to Beutbrute (WON) - SCS by 2 point(s).
14.45 - Behind to philreich (SCS) - SCS by 3 point(s).
16.27 - Goal to SarahSmiles (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - SCS by 3 point(s).
19.34 - Goal to awesomedal14 (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
21.31 - Goal to Wojcinski (WON) - SCS by 3 point(s).
22.33 - Behind to Sab22 (WON) - SCS by 2 point(s).
23.32 - Behind to JT_the_Man (WON) - SCS by 1 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.22 - Behind to SparkleNarkle (SCS) - SCS by 2 point(s).
2.11 - Behind to SarahSmiles (SCS) - SCS by 3 point(s).
2.57 - Goal to sportsmaniac89 (SCS) - SCS by 9 point(s).
4.41 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - SCS by 15 point(s).
6.37 - Goal to Kirkswan (SCS) - SCS by 21 point(s).
7.39 - Behind to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 22 point(s).
9.48 - Behind to SarahSmiles (SCS) - SCS by 23 point(s).
14.35 - Goal to Nunez (SCS) - SCS by 29 point(s).
16.51 - Behind to magus (SCS) - SCS by 30 point(s).
20.11 - Behind to edgie (SCS) - SCS by 31 point(s).
22 - Rushed behind to SCS - SCS by 32 point(s).

Final Quarter :
6.02 - Behind to Sab22 (WON) - SCS by 31 point(s).
6.33 - Rushed behind to WON - SCS by 30 point(s).
7.49 - Goal to JT_the_Man (WON) - SCS by 24 point(s).
11.15 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - SCS by 30 point(s).
13.1 - Goal to LukeParkerno1 (SCS) - SCS by 36 point(s).
14.1 - Behind to Wojcinski (WON) - SCS by 35 point(s).
16.14 - Goal to JT_the_Man (WON) - SCS by 29 point(s).
17.49 - Behind to JT_the_Man (WON) - SCS by 28 point(s).
18.48 - Goal to BallaratBulldog (WON) - SCS by 22 point(s).
21.33 - Goal to awesomedal14 (SCS) - SCS by 28 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

SCS
Quadzilla            0 (On) 22.08 (Off) Total : 22%
sataris              0 (On) Total : 100%
Far Kern             0 (On) Total : 100%
jackster83           0 (On) Total : 100%
ant555               0 (On) Total : 100%
Firestarter          0 (On) Total : 100%
Kirkswan             0 (On) Total : 100%
Nunez                0 (On) Total : 100%
GotTheGoodes         0 (On) Total : 100%
edgie                0 (On) Total : 100%
LukeParkerno1        0 (On) Total : 100%
Power Raid           0 (On) Total : 100%
awesomedal14         0 (On) Total : 100%
SarahSmiles          0 (On) Total : 100%
Elite Finger Twirler 0 (On) 12.03 (Off) 22.08 (On) 40.45 (Off) Total : 31%
SparkleNarkle        0 (On) Total : 100%
philreich            0 (On) Total : 100%
sportsmaniac89       0 (On) Total : 100%
dosser               0 (Off) 40.45 (On) Total : 58%
magus                0 (Off) 12.03 (On) Total : 87%

WON
Bonz                 0 (On) 12.27 (Off) 22.06 (On) Total : 90%
croweater41          0 (On) Total : 100%
Marklar_33           0 (On) Total : 100%
Dingster             0 (On) Total : 100%
TheHairyGamer        0 (On) Total : 100%
dogs105              0 (On) 22.06 (Off) Total : 22%
SSwans2011           0 (On) Total : 100%
Elton Johns Wig      0 (On) Total : 100%
Wojcinski            0 (On) 19.31 (Off) 27.54 (On) Total : 91%
Beutbrute            0 (On) Total : 100%
ClarkeM              0 (On) Total : 100%
BallaratBulldog      0 (On) Total : 100%
Bloodied52           0 (On) Total : 100%
Sab22                0 (On) Total : 100%
JT_the_Man           0 (On) Total : 100%
U2tigers             0 (On) 27.54 (Off) Total : 28%
KBLT                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Ant Bear             0 (On) Total : 100%
PVF                  0 (Off) 19.31 (On) Total : 79%
PerfectFooty         0 (Off) 12.27 (On) Total : 86%

Total :  3600               Average :  90.00001

MATCH-UPS :

• In an epic battle, Ant Bear did very well against sportsmaniac89. - 92m from 5 to 97.
• Toe to toe throughout, BallaratBulldog either broke even with jackster83 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 97m from 3 to 100.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, Beutbrute and Firestarter were well-matched - there was no victor. - 99m from 1 to 100.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Bloodied52 had the better of Far Kern. - 87m from 6 to 93.
• In quite a tussle, edgie had the better of Bonz. - 73m from 23 to 96.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, not much between ClarkeM and ant555 - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In quite a display, Dingster won the bout with Power Raid. - 85m from 10 to 95.
• Neither having much reason to brag, dogs105 had the better of edgie. - 13m from 8 to 21.
• While not all all one-way, Nunez was slightly more polished than Elton Johns Wig. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• In a solid performance, GotTheGoodes had SSwans2011's measure. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While very slim pickings for both players, dosser did very well against JT_the_Man. - 44m from 48 to 92.
• Neither having much reason to brag, Quadzilla came out tops over the brave JT_the_Man. - 4m from 2 to 6.
• In an epic battle, philreich did well against KBLT. - 98m from 0 to 98.
• While not all all one-way, Kirkswan came out tops over the brave PVF. - 73m from 25 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Wojcinski and Kirkswan were evenly matched. - 19m from 0 to 19.
• While not all all one-way, LukeParkerno1 came out tops over the brave TheHairyGamer. - 91m from 5 to 96.
• While not all all one-way, awesomedal14 won the bout with Marklar_33. - 73m from 23 to 96.
• While worlds weren't set on fire, PerfectFooty massacred magus. - 51m from 21 to 72.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, sataris exposed Sab22's frailties. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• While the match-up was a bit of a side-show, not much between croweater41 and SarahSmiles - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 51m from 21 to 72.
• In a bit of an exhibition, U2tigers's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by SparkleNarkle. - 50m from 0 to 50.
• In a resume-material performance, Wojcinski had SparkleNarkle's measure. - 72m from 28 to 100.

 

[philreich]

Looks like the Wonders came out in the third quarter with only 1 goal in mind, but finished a goal short.

 

[Far Kern]

**** YEAH.

Carn Rats.

 

[Far Kern]

Good onya NaturalDisaster and good onya Wonders. Cheers guys.

 

[Ant Bear]

Wow, ND not following the script as laid out!
Goal-less terms are a Swamprat specialty.

Thanks, Swampies. Love youse all.

Next season, Wonders.

 

[philreich]

Pffft so much for #StraightSetsSwampies - even Stevie Wonders could have seen that coming .

 

[Far Kern]

Nunez I expect some sort of public acknowledgement of your total devotion.

 

[edgie]

Looks like the Wonders came out in the third quarter with only 1 goal in mind, but finished a goal short.

They were out to make a point, but it didn't get through.

 

[philreich]

Bring on the Dees - time for a bit of revenge!!!

 

[Riviat]

Congrats Rats, bad luck Wonders!

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Pffft so much for #StraightSetsSwampies - even Stevie Wonders could have seen that coming .

Even Stevie could have seen this shit joke coming too.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Congrats Rats, and thanks for the week.

 

[Dingster]

Nunez I expect some sort of public acknowledgement of your total devotion.

What is our new team Nunez?

Thanks for the week Swampies and good luck going back to back.

Good season Wonders. We won a final!!

Oh and EAD philreich

 

[Far Kern]

Bring on the Dees - time for a bit of revenge!!!

**** them.

 

[philreich]

Oh and EAD philreich

You been taking lessons from TJASTA?

 

[Far Kern]

You been taking lessons from TJASTA?

Well, to be fair, if I wasn’t your captain, and dependent on you, and didn’t know that behind the scenes you are actually competent, I would probably say the same thing.

 

[Far Kern]

CARN YOU RATS

 

[philreich]

Looks like it could be #StraightSetsFuries, although it's a heart stopper!!!

 

[philreich]

It's official - Furies are out.

 

[TJASTA]

You been taking lessons from TJASTA?

wtf
i don't say that word

 

[Far Kern]

wtf
i don't say that word

meh

 

[Dingster]

Fxxx Nunez. Ant Bear must really hate you.

 

[Sab22]

I forgot to kick straight sorry

 

[Far Kern]

Fxxx Nunez. Ant Bear must really hate you.

I can tell you in all truth that AB’s focus was on boobs this afternoon. Whilst personally I can’t disagree, he shows poor leadership potential imo.