Official Match Thread S28 Second Preliminary Final - Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome (MOTR)

[Callums_Guns]

Does he have a daughter that you could post pictures of years later?

Stay in touch.....

 

[Far Kern]

LOL

 

[Yakker]

One skit I remember - funeral procession going through the streets of Dublin, with a bloke playing the bagpipes just behind the hearse. Suddenly the coffin lid opens, and the body sits up and says, "Will you shut up: it's enough to waken the dead!!!"

My favourite was set in the medieval times. All these soldiers practicing shooting bow and arrows. Dave runs up all excited and says “I’ve just invented the first bow and arrow proof vest!!!” All the archers turn and shoot him and as he slowly crumples to the ground dying he groans “I’m not bloody wearing it”

 

[Callums_Guns]

LOL

Mt Buller so many good family trips this season

 

[Far Kern]

Mt Buller so many good family trips this season
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Please let that be dynamite.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Please let that be dynamite.

No it's for our fireworks after we win the Grand Final don't worry after you win your back to back games in rd.1 &2 next season will put a party on for you too

 

[GotTheGoodes]

What a tragic loss to the league that would be

Yeah. We'd miss CALL ME SNAKE.

 

[Power Raid]

No it's for our fireworks after we win the Grand Final don't worry after you win your back to back games in rd.1 &2 next season will put a party on for you too

In year 10, a whole group of guys at school were boasting about their sexual experiences at recess. I was thinking, this is bullshit as we just finished a sex ed lesson and no one could identify where the clitoris was.

To get things real, I threw a fire cracker between us. The only issue was everyone bolted to safety, leaving me alone after it went off and a very easy issue of detention.

Oh well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Far Kern]

In year 10, a whole group of guys at school were boasting about their sexual experiences at recess. I was thinking, this is bullshit as we just finished a sex ed lesson and no one could identify where the clitoris was.

To get things real, I threw a fire cracker between us. The only issue was everyone bolted to safety, leaving me alone after it went off and a very easy issue of detention.

Oh well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Excellent use of intimate body parts and explosives in the one post.

 

[ant555]

Thirsty camel

By the end of the night. Yes.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Excellent use of intimate body parts and explosives in the one post.

Trying to flick web pages at work and seen the word clitoris

coon dog if you need help about that word just ask on the thread maybe TT can come up with a nice explanation in a drawing

 

[ant555]

Dave isn't funny.

 

[Far Kern]

Trying to flick web pages at work and seen the word clitoris

coon dog if you need help about that word just ask on the thread maybe TT can come up with a nice explanation in a drawing

It’s sort of the opposite of man inches really, isn’t it?

Here’s the male version of the drawing:

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[Power Raid]

Trying to flick web pages at work and seen the word clitoris

coon dog if you need help about that word just ask on the thread maybe TT can come up with a nice explanation in a drawing

whatever you do, don't google image search "fireworks clitoris" at work

 

[Far Kern]

whatever you do, don't google image search "fireworks clitoris" at work

LOL.

Is this similar to Jackass butt crack frieworks?

 

[ant555]

Trying to flick web pages at work and seen the word clitoris

coon dog if you need help about that word just ask on the thread maybe TT can come up with a nice explanation in a drawing

 

[philreich]

My favourite was set in the medieval times. All these soldiers practicing shooting bow and arrows. Dave runs up all excited and says “I’ve just invented the first bow and arrow proof vest!!!” All the archers turn and shoot him and as he slowly crumples to the ground dying he groans “I’m not bloody wearing it”

He told a story one night about a British general during World War 2. His soldiers are about to fight the Germans, so he figures it's time to gee them up with an inspirational speech:

Men - today we go out to fight the Germans, and indeed it is going to be a very difficult battle. However I want you to remember one thing, and be proud of it - we are the British army!!! Now when we get out there, the odds against us are going to be something like 4 to 1. You hear me - FOUR TO ONE, and there is a very strong possibility that many of us may never return. However keep this one thing locked in your minds - WE ARE THE BRITISH ARMY!!!!"

So having been suitably inspired, the troops go out to meet their destiny. It's a typical battle scene, and in the midst of all the carnage, there's a little Irish soldier leaning up against a tree, having a puff on a cigarette. The general catches him in the act, and he's far from impressed - he screams, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'

Unconcerned, the Irishman says, "Having a cigarette sir."

The general screams even louder, "WELL I CAN SEE THAT, BUT WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR COUNTRY?"

The Irishman shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well sir - I've killed my 4."

 

[Callums_Guns]

He told a story one night about a British general during World War 2. His soldiers are about to fight the Germans, so he figures it's time to gee them up with an inspirational speech:

Men - today we go out to fight the Germans, and indeed it is going to be a very difficult battle. However I want you to remember one thing, and be proud of it - we are the British army!!! Now when we get out there, the odds against us are going to be something like 4 to 1. You hear me - FOUR TO ONE, and there is a very strong possibility that many of us may never return. However keep this one thing locked in your minds - WE ARE THE BRITISH ARMY!!!!"

So having been suitably inspired, the troops go out to meet their destiny. It's a typical battle scene, and in the midst of all the carnage, there's a little Irish soldier leaning up against a tree, having a puff on a cigarette. The general catches him in the act, and he's far from impressed - he screams, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?'

Unconcerned, the Irishman says, "Having a cigarette sir."

The general screams even louder, "WELL I CAN SEE THAT, BUT WHY AREN'T YOU OUT THERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR COUNTRY?"

The Irishman shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well sir - I've killed my 4."

Come on phil we talking about the clitoris and you want some British army history stuff

 

[Far Kern]

Come on phil we talking about the clitoris and you want some British army history stuff

Come on philreich I see this as a challenge. We demand a clitoris related dad joke.

 

[cooney]

The bottle shop

 

[cooney]

By the end of the night. Yes.

For sure!

 

[Callums_Guns]

The bottle shop

Baghdad servo

 

[Callums_Guns]

Come on philreich I see this as a challenge. We demand a clitoris related dad joke.

Phil would be, back in my day we would lock them away

 

[philreich]

Come on philreich I see this as a challenge. We demand a clitoris related dad joke.

I feel a bit uneasy about discussing such a topic at work - if the boss sees me, I'd be f***ed..............

 

[Callums_Guns]

No it's for our fireworks after we win the Grand Final don't worry after you win your back to back games in rd.1 &2 next season will put a party on for you too

Far Kern i see you like the sound of the party, hopefully in Rd.3 S29 they schedule the game at Mt.Buller would be a great place for SarahSmiles to take over as Captain