Official Match Thread S28 Second Preliminary Final - Mount Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome (MOTR)

[sausageroll]

Blaming a tree? Treeson!!!

It's a very shady tree. If you see it, don't let it leave.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Whhhhhoooaaaa whoa whoa... hold up a tick mate.... I thought we were friends. No need to go too far with this hypothetical...

Let's pray for you, please put his tick back

 

[Callums_Guns]

I think the real blame lies with the tree, who clearly kept the stingray hidden, giving it the element of surprise.

That tree is still out there somewhere, gloating to all the other trees about the role it played.

It's a very shady tree. If you see it, don't let it leave.

So expensive......

Is Wild

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[Callums_Guns]

But we're in fire ban season.

The Wonders didn't help last week, with their season going up in flames
Dingster still trying to fix the damage

 

[philreich]

The Wonders didn't help last week, with their season going up in flames
Dingster still trying to fix the damage

Everything is already as dry as a Pommy's bath towel - dangerous stuff.

 

[MWPP]

It's a very shady tree. If you see it, don't let it leave.

I wouldn’t call the whomping willow shady
definitely angry

 

[cooney]

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The Wonders didn't help last week, with their season going up in flames
Dingster still trying to fix the damage

Dear Swampies and Dees,

Aye. Tis true we Wonders have been left with the bitter taste of ashes in our mouths. Acrid smoke is still in our hair and EJW's rug is now a molten mess. Elton Johns Wig attempts at a combover present a truly painful and sorrowful sight.

However from the embers of defeat Dingster lit one small candle of hope. In turn this flame has lit torches of optimism.

We Wonders are each bearing a torch as we march through the night and away from the Colosseum. We are heading towards the holiday town of Pompeii* for our end of season trip. (this was funded entirely from the proceeds from the concession stands we run at Qooty matches)

The Swampies and the Dees are terrific teams and respected opponents. Unhappily one team will taste the ignominy of defeat while the other continues on to Premiership glory. To the unfortunate loser we Wonders are prepared to share our digs at Pompeii*. There will be feasts with lots of plonk and plenty of poetry including U2tigers new epic poem, Ruckage. Together we will regroup and look forward to S.29 with a gleam in every eye.

* Pompeii is a great place. I got a surprisingly good deal on our accommodation, so there is lots of room for whichever team loses on Sunday. It seems some other tourists cancelled their bookings because Mt Vesuvius has been rumbling like it has indigestion from eating too much chilli.

 

[philreich]

Dear Swampies and Dees,

Aye. Tis true we Wonders have been left with the bitter taste of ashes in our mouths. Acrid smoke is still in our hair and EJW's rug is now a molten mess. Elton Johns Wig attempts at a combover present a truly painful and sorrowful sight.

However from the embers of defeat Dingster lit one small candle of hope. In turn this flame has lit torches of optimism.

We Wonders are each bearing a torch as we march through the night and away from the Colosseum. We are heading towards the holiday town of Pompeii* for our end of season trip. (this was funded entirely from the proceeds from the concession stands we run at Qooty matches)

The Swampies and the Dees are terrific teams and respected opponents. Unhappily one team will taste the ignominy of defeat while the other continues on to Premiership glory. To the unfortunate loser we Wonders are prepared to share our digs at Pompeii*. There will be feasts with lots of plonk and plenty of poetry including U2tigers new epic poem, Ruckage. Together we will regroup and look forward to S.29 with a gleam in every eye.

* Pompeii is a great place. I got a surprisingly good deal on our accommodation, so there is lots of room for whichever team loses on Sunday. It seems some other tourists cancelled their bookings because Mt Vesuvius has been rumbling like it has indigestion from eating too much chilli.

Where do you go after Pompeii - Pomp B?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Where do you go after Pompeii - Pomp B?

lava lava land?

 

[philreich]

lava lava land?

Reminds me of that Spanish couple who had 3 sets of twins. Their names were Jose and Hose B, Denise and Denephew, and Juan and Two.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Where do you go after Pompeii - Pomp B?

Ashes R Us

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Reminds me of that Spanish couple who had 3 sets of twins. Their names were Jose and Hose B, Denise and Denephew, and Juan and Two.

Two couples went to an adoption agency, and they both adopted girls with one leg shorter than the other.

The Irish couple named their new daughter Eileen, the Chinese couple named their daughter Irene.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Two couples went to an adoption agency, and they both adopted girls with one leg shorter than the other.

The Irish couple named their new daughter Eileen, the Chinese couple named their daughter Irene.

Oh god philreich has turned you into his clone.

 

[cooney]

Gif Friday’s!

 

[manangatang]

Dear Swampies and Dees,

Aye. Tis true we Wonders have been left with the bitter taste of ashes in our mouths. Acrid smoke is still in our hair and EJW's rug is now a molten mess. Elton Johns Wig attempts at a combover present a truly painful and sorrowful sight.

However from the embers of defeat Dingster lit one small candle of hope. In turn this flame has lit torches of optimism.

We Wonders are each bearing a torch as we march through the night and away from the Colosseum. We are heading towards the holiday town of Pompeii* for our end of season trip. (this was funded entirely from the proceeds from the concession stands we run at Qooty matches)

The Swampies and the Dees are terrific teams and respected opponents. Unhappily one team will taste the ignominy of defeat while the other continues on to Premiership glory. To the unfortunate loser we Wonders are prepared to share our digs at Pompeii*. There will be feasts with lots of plonk and plenty of poetry including U2tigers new epic poem, Ruckage. Together we will regroup and look forward to S.29 with a gleam in every eye.

* Pompeii is a great place. I got a surprisingly good deal on our accommodation, so there is lots of room for whichever team loses on Sunday. It seems some other tourists cancelled their bookings because Mt Vesuvius has been rumbling like it has indigestion from eating too much chilli.

See this has some admirable qualities about it. Better.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

See this has some admirable qualities about it. Better.

The ashes bit or the part where everyone attends the holiday retreat and rather hot spa at Pompeii?

 

[manangatang]

The ashes bit or the part where everyone attends the holiday retreat and rather hot spa at Pompeii?

Every part except for Bono’s poem.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Every part except for Bono’s poem.

Disappointing. Bono is the Virgil of the SFA (sorry Mobbs) and his homage poem in heroic form addresses the essential dilemmas of rucking and life.

 

[Dingster]

The Wonders didn't help last week, with their season going up in flames
Dingster still trying to fix the damage

I shagged khaleesi. I have some new skills.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Every part except for Bono’s poem.

It was an epic poem.

My Poor beat up Ruck

My poor beat up Ruck,
we've had quite a muck,
for when we get stuck,
you made such a ****.

My poor beat up Ruck,
we went threw much,
getting hit sucked,
and had to pay such.

My poor beat up Ruck,
sitting all alone,
sitting there struck,
looking like a bone.

my poor beat up Ruck,
can't go around,
stuck on the ground,
now driving in a car,
just not far,
from getting my poor beat up Ruck.

 

[TRUMAN#1]

Disappointing. Bono is the Virgil of the SFA (sorry Mobbs) and his homage poem in heroic form addresses the essential dilemmas of rucking and life.

It was such a sad poem.

 

[DemonJim]

Alright, lads and ladettes, it's time for us to push through to the Grand Final.

Once there it would be an automatic win, so in fact, this is our Grand final!

 

[Oddhawk]

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[manangatang]

It was an epic poem.

My Poor beat up Ruck

My poor beat up Ruck,
we've had quite a muck,
for when we get stuck,
you made such a fu**.

My poor beat up Ruck,
we went threw much,
getting hit sucked,
and had to pay such.

My poor beat up Ruck,
sitting all alone,
sitting there struck,
looking like a bone.

my poor beat up Ruck,
can't go around,
stuck on the ground,
now driving in a car,
just not far,
from getting my poor beat up Ruck.