Official Match Thread S29 Round 4 - Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ The Stadium In The Sky

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JoshWoodenSpoon said:
The Furies got belted by Baghdad. One fears what will happen against a real side this weekend.
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JoshWoodenSpoon lm disappointed to see you label your current side the Baghdad Bombers as not a ‘real side’


Although we all know this to be factual, it just seems wrong coming from one of their best players.
 
Tigerturbulance said:
@JoshWoodenSpoon lm disappointed to see you label your current side the Baghdad Bombers as not a ‘real side’
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I guess nothing's real but the love we share.
 
JoshWoodenSpoon said:
The Furies got belted by Baghdad. One fears what will happen against a real side this weekend.
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You got belted by a spookism-led :tearsofjoy: Sin City Swamprats by 79 points in Season 19. Add that to your highlights list you asked me for and be on your way.
 
Hate said:
You got belted by a @spookism-led :tearsofjoy: Sin City Swamprats by 79 points in Season 19.
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I just wanted to feel something.
 
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Hate said:
Isn't it beautiful how Hate can so easily unite players from opposing teams? I demand a pay rise and free meal stamps for the upcoming game as a result of my monumental efforts in this match thread.
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Nothing unites players more than positive energy /forces . Your spiritual captain TJASTA has been a positive influence this season .... but it seems that some negative energy eg disliking posts still persists :(
 
Hate said:
Isn't it beautiful how Hate can so easily unite players from opposing teams? I demand a pay rise and free meal stamps for the upcoming game as a result of my monumental efforts in this match thread.
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Dear Hate;
Thank you for submitting your application on line for a change to your current player Qontract conditions and remuneration. Unfortunately this is not the appropriate platform to deal with such a confidential and important matter.

Please submit your request in duplicate within 1 working day to the Furies Club Secretary JackBero for inclusion at the next Furies Board meeting.

Kind Regards

Tigerturbulance
 
MWPP said:
Nothing unites players more than positive energy /forces . Your spiritual captain TJASTA has been a positive influence this season .... but it seems that some negative energy eg disliking posts still persists :(
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It could be worse. I asked to have a middle finger added to the options, but I was told it was not 'appropriate'... Whatever that means!

Tigerturbulance said:
Dear Hate;
Thank you for submitting your application on line for a change to your current player Qontract conditions and remuneration. Unfortunately this is not the appropriate platform to deal with such a confidential and important matter.

Please submit your request in duplicate within 1 working day to the Furies Club Secretary JackBero for inclusion at the next Furies Board meeting.

Kind Regards

Tigerturbulance
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I refuse to speak with JackBero until he publicly apologizes to me.
 
AuntyBlindEye said:
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Bears and the wrathful Furies
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A long time ago at The Stadium in the Sky sat a group of bears. They had been discussing the latest threat to their lavish home, a trio of Greek deities known as the Erinyes (also known as the Furies). The Furies were all about retribution and they had had enough of the Bears trying to move in on their territory. The Furies thought that a stadium in the sky was no place for bears. They were meant to be earthbound, frollicking in the woods and not living such hedonistic lifestyles. The bears had been in contact with a shaman in the hopes they could expell the furies and resume their sinner ways.
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While the bears sat in their war room they were rocked by a sudden deafening chorus of trumpets and the roof cracked open to reveal the three Furies sisters descending from the heavens. Turbecto, Nedaera and Tjasphone had come to put an end to their wicked ways of infidelity, unfiliality, murder and a host of moral crimes. The Bears scattered as they had been caught unaware and had not prepeared fully. Tjasphone swept down towards tgrs as he had "disposed" of the previous title holder of full forward, Its Manbearpig. Tgrs had coveted this role and would now meet a torturous fate for his sins.

Turbecto targetted AuntyBlindEye as he was a wrathful little bear, always prone to anger, not to mention he had a rather large outstanding tab at the local strippers which he had no intention of paying. Turbecto took ABE by the neck and flew up towards the sun. ABE tried to struggle, but he was helpless against the 245kg of love muscle that was this greek godess and within seconds he found himself plummeting towards the ground. With every metre that passed he knew his time was drawing closer and wished that he had tried the navel shots from the strippers just once.
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Nedaera turned her focus to the remaining Bears, Test Tickle, MWPP and Matera92. They had made their way to a room adorned with ritualistic symbols and text. As Nedaera approached, the bears began chanting in ancient arameic backed by a sick beat that Matera92 had whipped up previously. Nedaera began to convulse as light started to erupt from her body. Her siren call alerted her sisters to what was going on but before they could get there Ned_Flanders had been vanquished to the other side.

Turbecto and Tjasphone dove towards the bears, but found themselves caught within a trap that bound them in place. The Bears surrounded them and began to chant yet again. TJASTA , just like her sister before, was destroyed, yet Turbecto remained unharmed. The Bears were shocked as the shaman told them this wouldnt fail. Turbecto called upon the heavens for a bolt of lightning. A bolt of lightning cracked down into the foundations of the stadium, tearing the walls apart and destroying the warding that was holding her in place. Turbecto smote Matera and MWPP within an instant. a pile of ash was all the was left of them. She turned her attention towards Testy.
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Testy started to disrobe. His skin was covered in a myriad of ancient warding spells. Turbecto knew he could not defeat testy with godly powers, and Testy knew he couldnt banish Turbo. They stared intently at each other for a good 5 minutes before they began to fist fight. Im not sure if you have ever seen a mortal fist fight a god, but it is epic. like a man possessed Testy rained down furious blows onto the skull of the once powerful deity. Blow after blow until Tigerturbulance was no longer consisting of life pulse. Perhaps Testy was possessed as he had literally just killed a god with his "bear" hands, not that it mattered now. All his friends had been taken and the Stadium in the sky was in ruins, but at least he had survived. He summoned Cap and Lemon Boi to the now ruined war room. Together they would rebuild.
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Great match thread write ups Aunty; can see some effort went into them, and l like the themes and presentation
 
Uncle_Leo said:
Hi Test,

Can my photo be replaced with a photo of myself?

Thanks

Chantelle
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Why yes of course Chantelle, um...one that i took or do you have one with clothes on?
 
Tigerturbulance said:
Great match thread write ups Aunty; can see some effort went into them, and l like the themes and presentation
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Thanks mate, I did try. Fell well short for a couple of them haha. Was lost for ideas on the wonders.
 
Test Tickle said:
Why yes of course Chantelle, um...one that i took or do you have one with clothes on?
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Test,

Immature response, I will send you a DM if one later

Thanks

Chantelle
 
MWPP said:
Nothing unites players more than positive energy /forces . Your spiritual captain TJASTA has been a positive influence this season .... but it seems that some negative energy eg disliking posts still persists :(
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Hell MWPP,

I only dislike posts with negative energy.

Much love,
-TJASTA.
Tigerturbulance said:
TJASTA as the guardian of love and peace, can you please mediate getting Hate and JackBero back on speaking terms
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Hello Turbo,

Okay.

Much love,
-TJASTA.
 
AuntyBlindEye said:
That's no way to talk to a lady.
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I know we have a unisex /communal showering policy but phototaking is next level....
And what happened at/after training, stays there
I'm going to give TT the benefit of the doubt and assume that it was consensual to take the photo (but not share it, hence the clarification) :)
 

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