Official Match Thread S30 Round 5: Las Vegas Bears vs Fighting Furies at The Stadium In The Sky

[Hate]

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Las Vegas Bears

OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET ROUND 5 v Fighting Furies

B: Bipolarbear - MWPP - kane249
HB: Art Vandelay_ - Test Tickle - tony
C: Muddiemoose - Cap - guero
HF: Its Manbearpig - Millky95 - RookiePick
F: Ok Boomer - Metalcrusher - Tommycash
Foll: U2tigers - I Dont Care - Matera92
INT: Fizzler - xenxen

CHANGES:
MWPP CHB to FB
Test Tickle FB to CHB​

Millky95 - CHF > Ru

 

[Millky95]

Millky95 - CHF > Ru

Nah. U2tigers can have his way with you

 

[Hate]

Nah. U2tigers can have his way with you

It is okay.

We can just watch U2tigers and Elton Johns Wig make rucking look hard.

 

[guero]

Hello.

Lovely OP Clarkey. Your dulcet tones are quite sexy.

Mr Mister - you’re a shit campaigner champ.

 

[Chipmunk]

Spotted:

 

[The Half Back]

I am going to banter, I didn't bring up violence, you did.

Ooh boy, not only can you not banter, but you can't read either. You're more far gone than I originally thought.

Maybe if you wore a mask it wouldn't

It descended before I got here, not much I could do about it.

 

[guero]

Spotted:

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What the hell is that Chippy? And do you play for the Furies?

 

[guero]

Just a side note. I love this time of year because Magpies sing through the night. I guess it’s mating season for them? (Yes I realise I’ve left myself open for some smartarse responses here...I’m OK with it). I haven’t been in Australia this time of year for a while and I’m ****ing loving it.

Anyway. Carry on.

 

[guero]

**** it. I think I must be in my own unique time zone.

 

[Chipmunk]

What the hell is that Chippy? And do you play for the Furies?

I was going to say ‘a pack of bears’ but then I read the name for a group of bears is a sloth or a sleuth. As in:

 

[I Dont Care]

It descended before I got here, not much I could do about it.

So you took the option to descend with it?

 

[I Dont Care]

Just a side note. I love this time of year because Magpies sing through the night. I guess it’s mating season for them? (Yes I realise I’ve left myself open for some smartarse responses here...I’m OK with it). I haven’t been in Australia this time of year for a while and I’m ******* loving it.

Anyway. Carry on.

Can't wait until they 'introduce' themselves to you. Nothing like a good magpie swoop to get your adrenaline up and about

 

[I Dont Care]

fu** it. I think I must be in my own unique time zone.

Time zones are for the organised...do I look organised?

 

[guero]

Can’t sleep. ****ing magpies keeping me awake. Campaigners.

 

[guero]

So since none of us can sleep cos of the ****ing magpies I thought I’d share my latest theory of human behaviour* for discussion. The true ‘you’ is revealed when driving...so most people are selfish and aggressive. I’ve started driving at 5 km below the speed limit to test my thesis. The response has been overwhelming.

*I’m not saying I’m the first person to think of this, but it did just hit me last week in a flash of something.

 

[guero]

It’s 4 in the morning. Do I just get up or should I try to sleep some more? ****!

 

[I Dont Care]

So since none of us can sleep cos of the ******* magpies I thought I’d share my latest theory of human behaviour* for discussion. The true ‘you’ is revealed when driving...so most people are selfish and aggressive. I’ve started driving at 5 km below the speed limit to test my thesis. The response has been overwhelming.

*I’m not saying I’m the first person to think of this, but it did just hit me last week in a flash of something.

Not in the country so much. In the city you have to drive aggressive like them or you will be eaten alive

 

[Chipmunk]

It’s 4 in the morning. Do I just get up or should I try to sleep some more? fu**!

Try to sleep mate, you’ll regret it if you try to power through.

 

[TJASTA]

oh wow MTV who the **** cares

 

[guero]

oh wow MTV who the fu** cares

Yeah, MTV is shit. Don’t do it to yourself.

 

[Metalcrusher]

oh wow MTV who the fu** cares

Morning campaignery!

 

[Cap]

So since none of us can sleep cos of the ******* magpies I thought I’d share my latest theory of human behaviour* for discussion. The true ‘you’ is revealed when driving...so most people are selfish and aggressive. I’ve started driving at 5 km below the speed limit to test my thesis. The response has been overwhelming.

*I’m not saying I’m the first person to think of this, but it did just hit me last week in a flash of something.

I've noticed the same thing.

Some drivers would slit their mothers throat to get one car ahead in a traffic jam.

It's like all sense of context gets left at home and your inner arseh*le comes out.

 

[Cap]

It’s 4 in the morning. Do I just get up or should I try to sleep some more? fu**!

Try reading a book, you'll be back to sleep within 10 minutes

 

[Metalcrusher]

Try reading a book, you'll be back to sleep within 10 minutes

Read TJASTA 's posts.

 

[MWPP]

Can’t sleep. ******* magpies keeping me awake. Campaigners.

And this is the response on the night after a win.
Imagine how they’d be if they’d lost.