Official Match Thread S33 Round 3 - Gumbies FFC vs Las Vegas Bears at The House of Gumby

[ossie_21]

Do I know you?

Well, this didn’t go as expected

 

[CatToTheFuture]

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

GUM SENIORS Vs LVB SENIORS
GUM               2    1        8    3        12   5        15   9    99      
LVB               7    4        10   6        13   9        14   10   94      
GUM        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  LVB         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
NSWCROW     0  3  1  6  0  0  1  0  0   21  Party Gull   2  3  0  2  4  2  0  0  0   33
DenieD      0  5  3  2  1  0  0  0  0   32  JoshWooden   0  4  3  4  0  1  0  0  0   30
CatToTheFu  0  1  1  3  0  0  0  0  0   12  MWPP         8  7  1  4  2  2  1  1  0   53
StFly       0  8  1  9  0  0  1  0  0   42  RookiePick   0  11 7  9  2  0  0  0  0   80
Bulldogs85  0  7  6  7  3  0  0  0  0   65  Supersuns    0  8  10 7  1  0  1  0  0   69
bone2468    0  2  2  3  2  0  1  0  0   23  Test Tickl   0  11 6  4  2  0  0  0  0   67
Brick Loos  0  10 5  12 0  0  0  0  0   69  Senor M      0  17 7  7  2  0  0  2  2  108
Riviat      0  12 7  9  1  1  1  0  1   78  Muddiemoos   0  13 5  7  1  1  2  0  0   67
ossie_21    0  10 7  9  2  0  2  0  1   72  Campaigner   0  2  3  4  0  0  0  0  0   23
beez        0  10 6  8  2  0  1  1  0   75  Electronic   0  4  1  6  0  0  0  0  0   27
Aristotle   0  7  2  7  3  1  1  0  1   52  Gresh_Magi   0  1  2  4  0  0  1  0  0   14
Barrybran   0  2  2  5  0  1  0  1  0   29  kane249      0  7  4  6  1  0  1  0  0   46
WaLkEr_ThE  0  2  2  3  0  1  0  1  1   26  I Dont Car   0  2  1  1  0  0  0  0  0   11
eDPS        0  8  2  2  2  0  2  6  2   74  Cap          0  7  1  0  0  1  1  4  3   49
Dayts       0  1  0  0  1  0  1  1  0   10  Matera92     0  4  0  0  1  0  0  3  1   35
Rodney Dan  15 13 0  5  3  0  2  0  0   70  tony         0  4  0  3  0  0  0  0  0   18
GWS Goose   0  12 0  9  10 2  1  2  1  106  Millky95     0  8  0  12 7  5  1  0  1   79
Supercheap  0  14 0  6  6  2  0  1  1   87  terrybull    0  6  0  10 2  1  1  1  0   50
Dory_77     0  1  0  0  0  0  0  1  0    9  Art Vandel   0  6  3  0  2  0  0  3  3   56
Ned_Flande  0  5  4  6  2  1  0  1  1   55  TheTick      0  7  7  1  1  1  0  0  0   49

            GUM   LVB
Hitouts   : 15   10
Kicks     : 133  132
Marks     : 51   61
Handballs : 111  91
Tackles   : 38   28
Frees For : 9    14
Frees Ag. : 14   9
Smothers  : 0    0
Ironouts  : 11   7
Inside50  : 22   15
Goals     : 15   14
Behinds   : 9    10

GOAL BY GOAL :

First Quarter :
.34 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 6 point(s).
4.29 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 7 point(s).
5.1 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 13 point(s).
7.12 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 14 point(s).
7.54 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 20 point(s).
11.23 - Behind to Riviat (GUM) - LVB by 19 point(s).
11.48 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 13 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to Dory_77 (GUM) - LVB by 7 point(s).
16.2 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 8 point(s).
16.47 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 9 point(s).
19.17 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 15 point(s).
19.54 - Goal to MWPP (LVB) - LVB by 21 point(s).
22.33 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 27 point(s).
23.53 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 33 point(s).

Second Quarter :
1.12 - Goal to GWS Goose (GUM) - LVB by 27 point(s).
3.21 - Goal to Ned_Flanders (GUM) - LVB by 21 point(s).
5.1 - Rushed behind to GUM - LVB by 20 point(s).
5.35 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 14 point(s).
6.22 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 20 point(s).
10.19 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
15.14 - Goal to Supercheapgiants (GUM) - LVB by 20 point(s).
16.32 - Goal to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 26 point(s).
18.3 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 27 point(s).
18.57 - Behind to Cap (LVB) - LVB by 28 point(s).
21.27 - Goal to Dayts (GUM) - LVB by 22 point(s).
22.08 - Rushed behind to GUM - LVB by 21 point(s).
23.04 - Goal to WaLkEr_ThE_StAr (GUM) - LVB by 15 point(s).

Third Quarter :
1.12 - Behind to Ned_Flanders (GUM) - LVB by 14 point(s).
1.52 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 8 point(s).
3.33 - Rushed behind to LVB - LVB by 9 point(s).
7.12 - Goal to beez (GUM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
9.55 - Behind to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
14.1 - Goal to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).
17.2 - Goal to terrybull (LVB) - LVB by 16 point(s).
18.01 - Goal to GWS Goose (GUM) - LVB by 10 point(s).
19.58 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 4 point(s).
20.54 - Behind to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 3 point(s).
21.56 - Behind to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 4 point(s).
22.33 - Goal to Matera92 (LVB) - LVB by 10 point(s).

Final Quarter :
1.45 - Behind to ossie_21 (GUM) - LVB by 9 point(s).
3.38 - Behind to WaLkEr_ThE_StAr (GUM) - LVB by 8 point(s).
8.49 - Behind to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 7 point(s).
11.11 - Goal to Art Vandelay_ (LVB) - LVB by 13 point(s).
12.04 - Behind to Senor M (LVB) - LVB by 14 point(s).
13.49 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - LVB by 8 point(s).
18.09 - Behind to Aristotle Pickett (GUM) - LVB by 7 point(s).
19.05 - Goal to Barrybran (GUM) - LVB by 1 point(s).
20.19 - Goal to eDPS (GUM) - GUM by 5 point(s).

TIME ON GROUND :

GUM
bone2468             0 (On) 24.55 (Off) 42.16 (On) Total : 82%
WaLkEr_ThE_StAr      0 (On) 17.4 (Off) 24.55 (On) 42.16 (Off) 46.06 (On) Total : 89%
NSWCROW              0 (On) Total : 100%
StFly                0 (On) Total : 100%
Bulldogs85           0 (On) Total : 100%
beez                 0 (On) 49.06 (Off) 54.17 (On) Total : 94%
Brick Loosener       0 (On) Total : 100%
Riviat               0 (On) Total : 100%
eDPS                 0 (On) 5.43 (Off) 5.56 (On) Total : 99%
CatToTheFuture       0 (On) 15.26 (Off) 49.06 (On) Total : 66%
Aristotle Pickett    0 (On) Total : 100%
Ned_Flanders         0 (On) 82.37 (Off) Total : 82%
Dory_77              0 (On) 46.06 (Off) Total : 46%
Barrybran            0 (On) 5.56 (Off) 15.26 (On) 54.17 (Off) 82.37 (On) Total : 62%
ossie_21             0 (On) 1.28 (Off) 5.43 (On) Total : 95%
Rodney Dangerfield   0 (On) Total : 100%
GWS Goose            0 (On) Total : 100%
DenieD               0 (On) 13.04 (Off) 17.4 (On) Total : 95%
Supercheapgiants     0 (Off) 13.04 (On) Total : 86%
Dayts                0 (Off) 1.28 (On) Total : 97%

LVB
terrybull            0 (On) 3.33 (Off) 11.03 (On) Total : 92%
JoshWoodenSpoon      0 (On) Total : 100%
Campaigner for good  0 (On) 6.52 (Off) 17.12 (On) 20.54 (Off) 50.43 (On) Total : 59%
tony                 0 (On) 18.26 (Off) 65.47 (On) Total : 53%
Supersuns            0 (On) Total : 100%
Test Tickle          0 (On) Total : 100%
Senor M              0 (On) Total : 100%
Muddiemoose          0 (On) Total : 100%
Electronic_Renaissan 0 (On) 50.43 (Off) 82.24 (On) Total : 68%
TheTick              0 (On) 82.24 (Off) Total : 82%
Gresh_Magic          0 (On) Total : 100%
kane249              0 (On) Total : 100%
Art Vandelay_        0 (On) 91.08 (Off) Total : 91%
Cap                  0 (On) Total : 100%
Matera92             0 (On) Total : 100%
MWPP                 0 (On) Total : 100%
Millky95             0 (On) Total : 100%
Party Gull           0 (On) 11.03 (Off) 20.54 (On) Total : 90%
I Dont Care          0 (Off) 6.52 (On) 65.47 (Off) 91.08 (On) Total : 67%
RookiePick           0 (Off) 3.33 (On) 17.12 (Off) 18.26 (On) Total : 94%

Total :  3600               Average :  89.99999

MATCH-UPS :

• Toe to toe throughout, Supersuns either broke even with Aristotle Pickett or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 89m from 9 to 98.
• Bordering on a training run, Art Vandelay_ massacred NSWCROW. - 84m from 3 to 87.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, Barrybran did well against RookiePick. - 9m from 89 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, it could be argued that Barrybran had the better game against Test Tickle - although there was very little in it. - 24m from 27 to 51.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Brick Loosener either broke even with Campaigner for good or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 44m from 54 to 98.
• Regardless that this wasn't a huge game for either player, Brick Loosener won the bout with Electronic_Renaissance. - 49m from 1 to 50.
• In a bit of an exhibition, Bulldogs85 massacred Gresh_Magic. - 85m from 5 to 90.
• Toe to toe throughout, not much between Cap and DenieD - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 65m from 22 to 87.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr did well against Cap. - 14m from 3 to 17.
• While both players struggled to make an impact, Matera92 came out tops over the brave CatToTheFuture. - 34m from 53 to 87.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Test Tickle had CatToTheFuture's measure. - 2m from 8 to 10.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP came out tops over the brave Dayts. - 9m from 62 to 71.
• Despite neither player having much impact, Dayts had Party Gull's measure. - 52m from 45 to 97.
• In what was a very slow day for both, tony won the bout with Dayts. - 5m from 79 to 84.
• Neither having much reason to brag, it could be argued that Party Gull had the better game against DenieD - although there was very little in it. - 1m from 6 to 7.
• Neither having much reason to brag, terrybull had the better of DenieD. - 0m from 12 to 12.
• Spending most of the game pushing and shoving each other, I Dont Care and Dory_77 were evenly matched. - 5m from 9 to 14.
• In what was a very slow day for both, bone2468 had Electronic_Renaissance's measure. - 15m from 85 to 100.
• While not all all one-way, GWS Goose came out tops over the brave Millky95. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• Neither having much reason to brag, WaLkEr_ThE_StAr came out tops over the brave I Dont Care. - 15m from 47 to 62.
• In what became a bit of a clinic, eDPS was way too good for JoshWoodenSpoon. - 86m from 11 to 97.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Matera92 gave bone2468 a bit of a touch-up. - 13m from 6 to 19.
• In an epic battle, Muddiemoose beat Riviat today - but not by much. - 99m from 0 to 99.
• While not all all one-way, Rodney Dangerfield came out tops over the brave MWPP. - 75m from 0 to 75.
• Neither having much reason to brag, MWPP had the better of WaLkEr_ThE_StAr. - 1m from 78 to 79.
• In an enthralling contest, RookiePick was slightly more polished than Ned_Flanders. - 60m from 22 to 82.
• Neither having much reason to brag, not much between Ned_Flanders and tony - the former was probably a smidgeon better. - 7m from 8 to 15.
• Toe to toe throughout, Party Gull beat Rodney Dangerfield today - but not by much. - 29m from 57 to 86.
• While overall a quiet day for both players, tony's bum will be a bit sore after having it solidly kicked by Rodney Dangerfield. - 13m from 87 to 100.
• Neither getting, near the ball much, Senor M gave eDPS a hiding. - 2m from 0 to 2.
• In an epic battle, Senor M and ossie_21 were hard to separate - though Senor M was slightly more effective. - 88m from 10 to 98.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, StFly either broke even with kane249 or vaguely bested him - it was hard to tell. - 98m from 1 to 99.
• In an epic battle, Supercheapgiants did well against terrybull. - 86m from 13 to 99.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, Test Tickle and beez were hard to separate - though Test Tickle was slightly more effective. - 40m from 57 to 97.
• In a comparatively small-fry arm wrestle, beez exposed TheTick's frailties. - 43m from 1 to 44.
• While very slim pickings for both players, TheTick had the better of bone2468. - 31m from 49 to 80.
• In what was a very slow day for both, tony won the bout with WaLkEr_ThE_StAr. - 4m from 69 to 73.

Call me blister because the hard work having been done, I am now here for the beers

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Wouldn't have thought so.

 

[MWPP]

Oh well. Thanks for the week Ned_Flanders and co

 

[CatToTheFuture]

When’s the last time the Gumbies had a decent rookie?

Was it omgfridge ?

I would have said me until today.

 

[GWS Goose]

When’s the last time the Gumbies had a decent rookie?

Was it omgfridge ?

We have had decent rookies most years.

 

[Senor M]

We have had decent rookies most years.

I appreciate the generic response rather than an example.

Thanks Goose

 

[DenieD]

Holy shit what a game. After a shocking first quarter we never gave up and kept fighting. 3-0 Gumbies. Never thought we'd still be undefeated at this point.

Thanks for the week Bears. Looks like both of our teams have had a big turnaround in posting output this season and it shows. Looking forward to the return game later in the season.

Thanks for posting philreich​

 

[Supersuns]

Oh I forgot to say.
Eat shit and die Gumbies.

 

[NSWCROW]

=====================================
SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
GUMBIES FFC : 15.9.99
LAS VEGAS BEARS : 14.10.94
=====================================



Match Over!

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Oh I forgot to say.
Eat sh*t and die Gumbies.

Take a long march mate

 

[Matera92]

What the actual ****.

 

[Party Gull]

You sons of bitches.

 

[RookiePick]

Well. Shit.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

What the actual fu**.

If it makes you feel better apparently we were both s****

Edit: cancel that I'm thinking of the other guy

 

[GWS Goose]

You sons of bitches.

We still love you.
Looking forward to you and omgfridge returning home.

 

[GWS Goose]

I appreciate the generic response rather than an example.

Thanks Goose

I didn't want to leave anyone out.
bone2468 , Dory_77 and this year's 4 rookies are all strong

 

[Senor M]

I didn't want to leave anyone out.
bone2468 , Dory_77 and this year's 4 rookies are all strong

bone2468 is in his 5th season.

Hardly someone you’d call a rook.

 

[omgfridge]

We still love you.
Looking forward to you and omgfridge returning home.

Based off recent performances I'd say you're not doing too bad without us.

Make Party Gull Lingua Ignota again.

 

[omgfridge]

bone2468 is in his 5th season.

Hardly someone you’d call a rook.

Absolute backbone of the Gumbies but, bone2468 is elite. One smart poster even put him as the Gumbies best poster! Whoever that handsome devil is.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

bone2468 is in his 5th season.

Hardly someone you’d call a rook.

You'll notice though that he didn't say that he was.

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[Brick Loosener]

 

[Party Gull]

I loved you once. You broke my heart.

 

[Brick Loosener]

I loved you once. You broke my heart.

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Condolences.

 

[Party Gull]

Condolences.

you absolute campaigner