Official Match Thread Season 38, Round 18 Gumbies FFC v Sin City Swamprats at The House of Gumby

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There's a few imitations out there. Might need to freshen up with a unique look next season.

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So, cricket fans, am I going to the final day of the Test tomorrow?
Supplementary question (wrong answers only), will Australia score more runs than my weight?
I hope you weigh 350kgs.......
 
if you want to hate fun, thats on you.
I love Christmas and will celebrate it as long as possible.
Mine is going up tomorrow after we get Santa photos done (we've got a 2 y.o. at home).
 
If I want to restrict Christmas to the entire month of December, does that mean I hate fun?



It is hard to truly love Christmas when you work in retail
Yes, you must hate fun.
I remember I felt different when I was in retail, so I get that.
 
I've had a couple of weird ones

About a decade ago I was at home with mum when the phone rang - looked a normal number so I answered it. They were a local who gave their first name, no surname or company they were from but asked to speak to Mr or Mrs X - only problem with that is my dad died over 20 years earlier

I never mentioned that but pressed for more info, who they were & what they wanted but they refused saying it was a private matter - they hung up and never called again

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With another scammer, I had only minutes earlier received my English to Icelandic dictionary, so I decided to practice my new book and especially the question, "Má ég fá bjór vinsamlegast?" - can I get a beer please

They obviously couldn't understand Icelandic, so they called me a terrorist & hung up

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I then once kept a scammer on the line for 50 minutes - one of those, this is the ATO and you owe money scams

I asked all the questions like what happened, what do I need to do and then started asking more difficult questions like, "where are you located", "what is your address" and "why are you working in a cafe"

Then I went back to, "who do you want to talk to and why do you need to talk to them", I was told they couldn't give me that information as it was private and I was wasting their time
I told a telemarketer i'd swim to India and punch his dad's dick out of his mouth. He was not impressed,
 
 

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