Official Match Thread S33 Round 4 - Mount Buller Demons vs Gumbies FFC at the Snow Dome

[DenieD]

Sorry everyone, I'm going to have to withdraw from Sunday's game.

I'm getting my bathroom done and just had a big-arse Bunnings delivery where the delivery guy didn't help me with anything. a-hole. So I've just had to move 40 boxes of tiles (each weighing 23kgs) up a pathway. ONE-BY-ONE. ON MY OWN. AND IT WAS ******* RAINING! And a toilet. And some cabinets. And other sh*t. And there were two spiders. And I cut my index finger. And my palms hurt. And my quads are killing me. And I think my arms are going to fall off.

Be nice to me I am fragile.

It's alright. I don't think we need to full team to beat these punks anyway.

 

[Headless]

It's alright. I don't think we need to full team to beat these punks anyway.

Who are you? The Bears?

 

[Hate]

Sorry everyone, I'm going to have to withdraw from Sunday's game.

I'm getting my bathroom done and just had a big-arse Bunnings delivery where the delivery guy didn't help me with anything. a-hole. So I've just had to move 40 boxes of tiles (each weighing 23kgs) up a pathway. ONE-BY-ONE. ON MY OWN. AND IT WAS ******* RAINING! And a toilet. And some cabinets. And other sh*t. And there were two spiders. And I cut my index finger. And my palms hurt. And my quads are killing me. And I think my arms are going to fall off.

Be nice to me I am fragile.

Bigger mooscles than Tigerturbulance.

 

[Barrybran]

It's alright. I don't think we need to full team to beat these punks anyway.

We don't need English either apparently

 

[DenieD]

Who are you? The Bears?

I haven't checked in the mirror lately, but hopefully not

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I imagine the cheese would just stick to your bum. Would you even know what you're wiping? I see a scenario where you start with Kraft and come up with Nutella.

kraft is processed cheese, so it bends without cracking

 

[cooney]

depends upon the cheese

what about kraft singles?

Bega low fat tasty cheese slices

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Bega low fat tasty cheese slices

bad call

bega tasty is cheddar cheese, so it doesnt bend/fold, it cracks

you dont want your cheese cracking when you are mid wipe

 

[Callums_Guns]

bad call

bega tasty is cheddar cheese, so it doesnt bend/fold, it cracks

you dont want your cheese cracking when you are mid wipe

He's still hasn't accepted the name change for coon cheese

 

[Ned_Flanders]

He's still hasn't accepted the name change for coon cheese

thats trash cheese anyway. barely an improvement on processed, so they can call it whatever they want

 

[GWS Goose]

depends upon the cheese

what about kraft singles?

we dont need all that plastic in the ocean

 

[GWS Goose]

We don't need English either apparently

typos and missed words are endearing.
Incorrect homonyms or near homonyms are equally welcomed.

Thats my story anyway.

 

[sausageroll]

Sorry everyone, I'm going to have to withdraw from Sunday's game.

I'm getting my bathroom done and just had a big-arse Bunnings delivery where the delivery guy didn't help me with anything. a-hole. So I've just had to move 40 boxes of tiles (each weighing 23kgs) up a pathway. ONE-BY-ONE. ON MY OWN. AND IT WAS ******* RAINING! And a toilet. And some cabinets. And other sh*t. And there were two spiders. And I cut my index finger. And my palms hurt. And my quads are killing me. And I think my arms are going to fall off.

Be nice to me I am fragile.

Might as well play. Even if your arms do fall off you'll still get the same handball stats as Tarkyn_24

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Might as well play. Even if your arms do fall off you'll still get the same handball stats as Tarkyn_24

I don’t know why you persist with this tired old schtick.

Schtick being me.

 

[sausageroll]

I don’t know why you persist with this tired old schtick.

Schtick being me.

Tarks

 

[cooney]

bad call

bega tasty is cheddar cheese, so it doesnt bend/fold, it cracks

you dont want your cheese cracking when you are mid wipe

No

 

[GWS Goose]

I must admit, of all the things I thought I may discuss on the internet, the choice of cheese Id use as a toilet paper replacement never crossed my mind.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bigger mooscles than Tigerturbulance.

lift that weight in my sleep

 

[Hate]

lift that weight in my sleep

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You sleep with your eyes open?

 

[Tigerturbulance]

You sleep with your eyes open?

always

 

[beez]

Update:

• I can't lift shopping bags without consciously thinking about.
• I can't get out of the car without straining.

This is why I always walk straight past the gym at the House of Gumby. Who wants this sort of pain?

 

[DemonJim]

DemonJim I know you have a big week next with your game with the Koalas but I have some exciting news for you.

MBD team sheet for Round.5 will drop next Tuesday

What is even happening!?!?!?

 

[DemonJim]

Update:

• I can't lift shopping bags without consciously thinking about.
• I can't get out of the car without straining.

This is why I always walk straight past the gym at the House of Gumby. Who wants this sort of pain?

Happens when you're in your 50's.
Perhaps look towards a move to the Roys next season?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Tarks

In my defence, I only pull that out nowadays against the teams that are shit to talk to so that I’m perceived as contributing without actually needing to talk far beneath my level.

I find it’s mostly my teammates that trot “Tarks” out on the regular, which I love.




Oh also, hey Gumbies:
Tarks

 

[Hate]

always

Me too, yet I still see beez in my nightmares.