Official Match Thread S33 Round 6 - Mount Buller Demons vs Sin City Swamprats at Snow Dome

[okeydoke7]

You’re Outhouse I believe and Footypie32 won the Dee’s B&F

Which season did you win yours ?

Correct - A neutral venue, Okey’s Outhouse, was the Grand Final venue for Season 18. Well done.

I won a premiership in Season 25 or somewhere around that with the Bombers - a drought breaker for me after so many personal triumphs.

 

[okeydoke7]

Headless my office staff worked overtime to prepare a condensed copy of my CV for you. I’m sure you know all of this, but please pass it on to the cesspit to be dispersed to the incompetents.

-Debut in Season 9 for the Demons
-Signed with the Sin City Swamprats for S33, my 8th club and my 12th club change.
-335 games, 861 goals
-Fred Medalist
-Premiership Player
-5 time Sweet FA full forward
-11-time club leading goal kicker
-Best and Fairest
-Club Captain (2 clubs)
-Vic Metro Captain
-Mount Buller Demons Hall of Famer
-Sweet FA Hall of Famer
-Sweet FA Administrator, 3 seasons (S18-20)

 

[sausageroll]

I think I have "like finger". I may need to ease up until tomorrow to avoid any long term issues.

I won't respond to your post until tomorrow then.

Oh, wait...

 

[okeydoke7]

If we lose tomorrow, I will donate an extra $10 to the Deanus charity event next week.

 

[philreich]

Liked this on Facebook tonight:

• In March 2021, I wasn't allowed to travel more than 5 kilometres
• In March 2022, I can't AFFORD to travel more than 5 kilometres!!!

 

[sausageroll]

Liked this on Facebook tonight:

• In March 2021, I wasn't allowed to travel more than 5 kilometres
• In March 2022, I can't AFFORD to travel more than 5 kilometres!!!

Can you link the Facebook post so Power Raid can like it as well?

 

[okeydoke7]

Liked this on Facebook tonight:

• In March 2021, I wasn't allowed to travel more than 5 kilometres
• In March 2022, I can't AFFORD to travel more than 5 kilometres!!!

Supply and demand I suppose - a little like how little supply there’ll be to the Demons’ forward line this week and how much fans will be demanding @Headless’ removal to the Swamprats.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Supply and demand I suppose - a little like how little supply there’ll be to the Demons’ forward line this week and how much fans will be demanding @Headless’ removal to the Swamprats.

Hopefully in a non-cesspit environment Headless can receive the guidance he needs to become a half-respectable poster.

Jewelsbon once Headless joins the Swamprats, can you please offer him some advice on how to make an entertaining post? He's been here 15 years and still hasn't figured it out.

 

[Azarole]

Liked this on Facebook tonight:

• In March 2021, I wasn't allowed to travel more than 5 kilometres
• In March 2022, I can't AFFORD to travel more than 5 kilometres!!!

Filled up a few barrels on the way up, ain’t getting stuck paying this bullshit $2.12

 

[okeydoke7]

Hopefully in a non-cesspit environment Headless can receive the guidance he needs to become a half-respectable poster.

Jewelsbon once Headless joins the Swamprats, can you please offer him some advice on how to make an entertaining post? He's been here 15 years and still hasn't figured it out.

He’s compensating by posting more, I suppose, but if we recruit him and train him I honestly believe we can make him the star he so craves to be.

And I have a good eye for talent, as you pointed out earlier.

 

[Headless]

So many tags. Being the most relevant poster in the league truly is a blessing and a curse.

How many calender reminders do you have now 'less?

I'll need to check.

I have set myself a calendar reminder.

It doesn’t matter where I play, after a few games (which is effectively my pre-season) my impact will be huge.

And against the Demons, I anticipate an even stronger performance.

Is it because you've worked yourself up for this one, mate? Because it's the big one against your rightful home and all that?

Trivia:

At which Sweet FA venue did the Mount Buller Demons win their drought breaking premiership in Season 18?

Bonus point: Who was league admin at the time?

If what I'm hearing is correct, the grand final this season will also be played on neutral territory, at Flower Farm.

Of course, what I'm hearing simply isn't correct.

But it should be.

Correct - A neutral venue, Okey’s Outhouse, was the Grand Final venue for Season 18. Well done.

I won a premiership in Season 25 or somewhere around that with the Bombers - a drought breaker for me after so many personal triumphs.

I think they went back to back in Seasons 23-24.

Headless my office staff worked overtime to prepare a condensed copy of my CV for you. I’m sure you know all of this, but please pass it on to the cesspit to be dispersed to the incompetents.

-Debut in Season 9 for the Demons
-Signed with the Sin City Swamprats for S33, my 8th club and my 12th club change.
-335 games, 861 goals
-Fred Medalist
-Premiership Player
-5 time Sweet FA full forward
-11-time club leading goal kicker
-Best and Fairest
-Club Captain (2 clubs)
-Vic Metro Captain
-Mount Buller Demons Hall of Famer
-Sweet FA Hall of Famer
-Sweet FA Administrator, 3 seasons (S18-20)

Could you post the aforementioned condensed version, okey? This seems to be the extended one.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

He’s compensating by posting more, I suppose, but if we recruit him and train him I honestly believe we can make him the star he so craves to be.

And I have a good eye for talent, as you pointed out earlier.

Yourself and ShaunDuggan up and about again this season, Ant Bear sure to see this league in a new light after keeping that spud sante goalless. Playing alongside me is like drinking from the fountain of youth. Where legends of a past generation can revitalise their careers.

I'm not sure if it'll work for a neverwas like Headless but surely anything is worth a try considering his current output.

 

[okeydoke7]

So many tags. Being the most relevant poster in the league truly is a blessing and a curse.


I'll need to check.

I have set myself a calendar reminder.


Is it because you've worked yourself up for this one, mate? Because it's the big one against your rightful home and all that?



If what I'm hearing is correct, the grand final this season will also be played on neutral territory, at Flower Farm.

Of course, what I'm hearing simply isn't correct.

But it should be.



I think they went back to back in Seasons 23-24.


Could you post the aforementioned condensed version, okey? This seems to be the extended one.

TLDR

 

[Headless]

Hopefully in a non-cesspit environment Headless can receive the guidance he needs to become a half-respectable poster.

Jewelsbon once Headless joins the Swamprats, can you please offer him some advice on how to make an entertaining post? He's been here 15 years and still hasn't figured it out.

He’s compensating by posting more, I suppose, but if we recruit him and train him I honestly believe we can make him the star he so craves to be.

And I have a good eye for talent, as you pointed out earlier.

It's genuinely heartwarming reading this. Two of my favourite posters doing everything they can to impress me.

Could you please summarise your pitch in a few sentences?

 

[Kennedy Parker]

So many tags. Being the most relevant poster in the league truly is a blessing and a curse.

You've made more than double the posts of the next Demon, it's gotten to the point where nobody knows who else plays for Mount Buller anymore. Please stop drowning out your better quality teammates.

 

[okeydoke7]

It's genuinely heartwarming reading this. Two of my favourite posters doing everything they can to impress me.

Could you please summarise your pitch in a few sentences?

The Demons are spineless so might as well be Headless…less. Join the Swamprats.

 

[Headless]

Ant Bear sure to see this league in a new light

This would be a relief to all All-Sweet FA nominees who didn't play every game at ruck rover.

TLDR

This is like philreich reporting a joke for being too corny.

 

[Headless]

You've made more than double the posts of the next Demon, it's gotten to the point where nobody knows who else plays for Mount Buller anymore. Please stop drowning out your better quality teammates.

Who are your 20 favourite Demons, mate?

 

[Headless]

The Demons are spineless so might as well be Headless…less. Join the Swamprats.

But I want to play with you, okey. Surely by the time I get there, you'll have moved to the East Side Fire Mermaids or something.

 

[sausageroll]

This would be a relief to all All-Sweet FA nominees who didn't play every game at ruck rover.


This is like philreich reporting a joke for being too corny.

Unfortunately you can only give one reaction to a post. This post deserved another one so I'll have to do it in my reply

 

[okeydoke7]

But I want to play with you, okey. Surely by the time I get there, you'll have moved to the East Side Fire Mermaids or something.

The greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of (where I was the loser, not the winner…rare occasion) was Tarks’ pitch to get me to join his club with the promise that I’d be FF and he’d play elsewhere, ensuring I would come close to catching him in the FF race.

He kept the promise - I was named FF. And he did play elsewhere. Not a different position though, a different club! At FF! So the gap never did close.

 

[Headless]

The greatest thing I’ve ever been a part of (where I was the loser, not the winner…rare occasion) was Tarks’ pitch to get me to join his club with the promise that I’d be FF and he’d play elsewhere, ensuring I would come close to catching him in the FF race.

He kept the promise - I was named FF. And he did play elsewhere. Not a different position though, a different club! At FF! So the gap never did close.

Which clubs? This gave me one small giggle.

Just one.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Who are your 20 favourite Demons, mate?

Jack Trengove
Jordie McKenzie
Colin Sylvia
Jordan Gysberts
Luke Tapscott
Daniel Nicholson
Jack Watts
Nathan Jones
Lynden Dunn
Jared Rivers
James Strauss
Ricky Petterd
Stefan Martin
James Frawley
Mark Jamar
Addam Maric
Liam Jurrah
Colin Garland
Brad Green
Jeremy Howe

 

[okeydoke7]

Which clubs? This gave me one small giggle.

Just one.

It may have been my return to the Demons, or it may have been one of my two stints at the Hawks - I just can’t remember unfortunately. But it was absolutely brilliant - I had to admire the ploy

 

[sante]

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Proper Gander was more than happy to hand over FF to sante

Awwww she’s such a cutie