Official Match Thread S33 Round 6 - Roys FFC vs Gumbies FFC at The BJO

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T2B_ was thinking about Madame Salsa again. Madame Salsa was a vile lover with ripe tomatoes and acidic juices.

T2B_ walked over to the window and reflected on his tasty surroundings. He had always loved hot slices of toast. It was a place that felt like home.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the vile figure of Madame Salsa.

T2B_ gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a sympathetic, cowardly, avocado with hard stone and curvaceous creamy flesh. His friends saw him as an attractive, albeit afraid avocado. Once, he had even saved a drunk chicken that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a sympathetic person who had once saved a drunk chicken that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Madame had in store today.

T2B_ grabbed a ripped sandwich that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As T2B_ stepped outside and Madame Salsa came closer, he could see the distinct glint in her eye.

Madame Salsa gazed with the affection of 9208 sinister ratty rabbits. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."

T2B_ looked back, looking in pain and still fingering the ripped sandwich. "Madame, let me spread you, let's make guacamole," he replied.

They looked at each other with orgasmic feelings, like two anxious, afraid ants sitting at a very busy funeral, which had reggae music playing in the background and two adorable uncles crying to the beat.

T2B_ regarded Madame Salsa's ripe tomatoes. "I feel the same way!" revealed T2B_ with a delighted grin.

Madame Salsa looked on with joy, her emotions blushing like a shiny, glamorous guillotine.

Then Madame Salsa came inside for a nice drink of avocado beer.

THE END
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The moral of this story is I predict the Roys by 35 points.

Captains, please have your team sheets in by 11.59pm AEDT this Thursday
Well that was bizarre, even by SFA standards
 
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Why would I want to ride in Rodney's helicopter when I can travel in my private jet?
Have you even seen the cost of oil at the moment!
I can only imagine the cost of jet fuel at the moment

Also climate change.
 

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You're not that good a qootballer
I m probably the statistically best player of all time.
Headless if I am in fact the best player of all time, (or even remain on the podium) please update your rankings.
I feel with the current (yet soon to be permanent) surge in popularity is likely to see this important project get more attention.
 
Howdy GWS Goose, hope you’ve managed to avoid any floods or water damage so far?
I'm good, but it has been pretty dicey.
The river bank broke briefly this afternoon down the road, but didn't get to the houses this time.
The supermarket and schools shut down today and there has been a few landslides of varying seriousness.
 
I'm good, but it has been pretty dicey.
The river bank broke briefly this afternoon down the road, but didn't get to the houses this time.
The supermarket and schools shut down today and there has been a few landslides of varying seriousness.
Thank goodness it didn’t reach the houses. Here’s hoping the weather forecasts are right and the worst of the rain is nearly done now. Horrible situation
 

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