Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie (MOTR)

[TedDougChris]

Pretty sure he’s the guy who announced his arrival by trying to take on Ljp86, and got smacked all the way back to the Eeyore
Only thing of note he’s ever done.

What an idiot !!!!

 

[Wosh]

Thanks for a fun week Eeyores, qooty is better with more girls!
Thanks for jumping in to post Dingster x

Now to the Eagles game

 

[akkaps]

gg, another win today

 

[thewizardmelon]

Pretty sure he’s the guy who announced his arrival by trying to take on Ljp86, and got smacked all the way back to the Eeyore
Only thing of note he’s ever done.

Clearly you don’t pay enough attention if you think that exchange was ‘noteworthy’

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Thanks for a fun week Nix, and congrats on the win

Apologies to my Roys teammates, stunk it up today I felt.

 

[thewizardmelon]

Get Stuffed

Get stuffed

And get stuffed


And goodbye!

Such a shame your attitude matches the Eagles Win-Loss record right now - woeful

 

[Allikat]

How many coathangers did I give MannumPower ?

not enough

 

[Wosh]

not enough

Good point

 

[Wosh]

Clearly you don’t pay enough attention if you think that exchange was ‘noteworthy’

It was great

 

[Allikat]

Well even though the game is rigged, and i hate all of you right now, that was a great week Phoenix's. Thanks for the game (but also screw you). Lets do it again soon!

 

[Wosh]

Well even though the game is rigged, and i hate all of you right now, that was a great week Phoenix's. Thanks for the game (but also screw you). Lets do it again soon!

Let’s not

 

[Mooch]

Wosh said she was going to give me a wet willy, that was enough to make me run all day

When Wosh threatens me I always develop a mystery injury so she can catch me

 

[zackah]

Did I win?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Did I win?

No but Carlton did and * loss and thus everyone else did morally

 

[TedDougChris]

Did I win?

Always...

The less said about the last 3 quarters the better for us though....

 

[Shermy]

Shermy

 

[Shermy]

It was at this point

3 : 12.41 {FF} - Shermy rises over the pack majestically.
3 : 12.43 {FB} - Shermy with the ball now.
3 : 12.48 {FB} - Shermy nearly got done for running too far but he remembers to bounce at last.
3 : 12.52 {CHB} - Shermy has another.

I knew we were home.

Talk about Mooch getting kissed on the dick by the umpires.

Cheers Mooch/Roys

 

[por_please_ya]

Thanks for the week TedDougChris and the Roys, always fun to play you all. Thanks for posting as well Dingster and good luck for the rest of the season!

Great win and at home team! Let’s keep it going.

And that number 10 was

Spoiler

Lupin

LUPIN?!?!?!?! MOTHER****ER.

 

[por_please_ya]

Congrats teammates, back to back wins feels good!

Commiserations my Roy friends, was a fun week with all of you Hopefully we see you again down the road!

 

[Dingster]

LUPIN?!?!?!?! MOTHERf***er.

A good watch.

 

[Wosh]

Did I win?

Yes, my heart

 

[MC Bad Genius]

Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com

Match commencing shortly ... ESP v ROY

                       ROY
Red mist                    Shermy                   thewizardmelon
zackah                      Mooch                    Allikat

daddy_4_eyes                eth-dog                  SunsphereParker
Lore                        _Mike_                   Elmer_Judd

Jack the Godfather          Agent93                  Zoops
tigs2010                    Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever       JackNah_8

raskolnikov                 Drunkgoliath             akkaps
Dingster                    Mobbs                    Wosh

Milera2Betts                Itsmyshow                MC Bad Genius
windyhill                   royboy2                  Beandip
                            ESP

ESP Foll : por_please_ya, Chipmunk, MannumPower
ROY Foll : Sterge, Zevon, hotchilli

ESP INT : larrikin, 11kgm
ROY INT : TedDougChris, fitzroybowiedog

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
East Side Phoenix: eth-dog SunsphereParker Jack the Godfather Agent93 MannumPower
Roys FFC: Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever tigs2010 Sterge

Round 9, Conditions for this match - CLOUDY

Not rainy and only three Roys to watch. What BS is this?

Is it bad to admit that one of the Phoenix players to watch I didn't even realise played for East Side?

#delayedtelecast

 

[MC Bad Genius]

1 : 3.46 {FB} - Red mist has it. What can he do with it?.
1 : 3.48 {FB} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 3.52 {CHB} - Another bounce taken by Red mist.
1 : 3.57 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Zoops.
1 : 4 {lW} - Zoops takes the mark one-handed.
1 : 4.04 {lW} - Zoops has it.
1 : 4.07 {CHF} - A worm burner to Drunkgoliath.
1 : 4.1 {CHF} - Drunkgoliath appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 4.15 {lHBF} - So Dingster ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 4.19 {lHBF} - Zevon runs past and takes the handpass.
1 : 4.21 {rHBF} - A wild kick laterally towards Wosh.
1 : 4.25 {rHBF} - akkaps did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
1 : 4.29 {lHFF} - Now akkaps has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 4.33 - <<< 11kgm is coming on to replace Red mist >>>
1 : 4.4 {lHFF} - akkaps looking for a lead.
1 : 4.44 {lHFF} - Flicks it to Chipmunk.
1 : 4.48 {lHFF} - Handpass to space. akkaps runs onto it.
1 : 4.5 {lHFF} - A lookaway handpass to por_please_ya.
1 : 4.54 {lFP} - He handpasses to Chipmunk.
1 : 4.58 {FF} - Long handpass to the running Itsmyshow.
1 : 5.02 {FF} - Itsmyshow walks into goal.
1 : 5.04 {FF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Itsmyshow.
East Side Phoenix : 1.0.6
Roys FFC : 0.1.1

Look at Itsmyshow with the Joe the Goose over the back.

TEN bounces before the first goal kicked. That's gotta be some sort of record. If only I knew someone that had a stupid obsession with the running bounce in qootball ...

#delayedtelecast

 

[por_please_ya]

I always look forward to the #delayedtelecast

 

[MC Bad Genius]

1 : 12.25 {CHB} - Mobbs with all the time in the world.
1 : 12.27 {CHB} - Mobbs is crunched in a tackle.
1 : 12.31 {CHF} - Red mist sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.36 {FF} - Kicks in the direction of Itsmyshow.
1 : 12.4 {FF} - Itsmyshow and royboy2 both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 12.41 {FB} - royboy2 turns on the afterburners - look at him go.
1 : 12.46 {lHBF} - A flat punt.
1 : 12.5 {lHBF} - Spoilt by raskolnikov.
1 : 12.54 {lHFF} - akkaps sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 12.58 - <<< larrikin is coming on to replace Milera2Betts >>>
1 : 13.04 {lHFF} - akkaps threads his way through traffic.
1 : 13.08 {lHFF} - Handpasses to MannumPower.
1 : 13.1 {lHFF} - Flicks it to por_please_ya.
1 : 13.15 {lHFF} - MannumPower receives his handpass.
1 : 13.19 {lHFF} - That couldn't be a goal ... surely?.
1 : 13.23 {lHFF} - The umpires are checking if that shaved the post... and signal the affirmative..
East Side Phoenix : 3.1.19
Roys FFC : 1.1.7
1 : 13.29 {FB} - royboy2 has possession.
1 : 13.33 {FB} - royboy2 has a bounce.
1 : 13.37 {rHBF} - Wosh presents.
1 : 13.41 {rHBF} - Wosh appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
1 : 13.43 {rHBF} - Wosh breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 13.48 {lHBF} - He tries to find Dingster with a chip pass.
1 : 13.52 {lHBF} - Dingster is outmarked by raskolnikov.
1 : 13.56 {rHFF} - raskolnikov with all the time in the world.
1 : 13.58 {rHFF} - raskolnikov sees an open goal.
1 : 14.02 {rHFF} - Perfect goal kicking technique. That's number 1 for raskolnikov.
East Side Phoenix : 4.1.25
Roys FFC : 1.1.7

Wait. Are you allowed to post your own game, Ding? This feels VERY wrong. If there's a controversial end to the game, I'm going to make an official complaint to NaturalDisaster. Well, maybe not a formal complaint, as I'm much too lazy. Instead, I'll write a withering post about NaturalDisaster's ineptitude and Dingster's complete lack of ethics or moral code. I mean, at the very least, I'll mention it again at some point in the future. Possibly.

#delayedtelecast