Official Match Thread S33 Round 9 - East Side Phoenix vs Roys FFC at The Eyrie (MOTR)

[por_please_ya]

‘Ladies’ is a loose term but it’s good to see a bit of cleavage round the joint (not the tradie kind for a change)

We have Lore JackNah_8 Allikat Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever and me. We’ve got a good bunch of guys who share the space equally so it’s all good (most of them are too old to really know the difference anymore tbh)

I forgot JackNah_8 !!!!! What a disgrace I am lol

 

[MP_]

‘Ladies’ is a loose term but it’s good to see a bit of cleavage round the joint (not the tradie kind for a change)

We have Lore JackNah_8 Allikat Cats_R_Cool_4_Ever and me. We’ve got a good bunch of guys who share the space equally so it’s all good (most of them are too old to really know the difference anymore tbh)

I’ll have you know my manboobs provide for a third of the phoenix cleavage.

 

[Wosh]

I am very very confused right now

 

[MP_]

Every now and then I like to just tag someone and tell them they suck.

Jake Stringer famously shat in Tom Boyd’s locker. Of course Essendon took him after that.

Which locker is yours again, these chudshakes are having a laxative effect

 

[Wosh]

I forgot JackNah_8 !!!!! What a disgrace I am lol

Oh boy, you’re gonna get whacked with a half hat, friend.

 

[Lore]

I am very very confused right now

It came up when I was searching for a “dachshund” gif before and I’ve had the giggles ever since

 

[Wosh]

Which locker is yours again, these chudshakes are having a laxative effect

Number 22
Knock yourself out

 

[MP_]

Number 22
Knock yourself out

Now I have performance anxiety

 

[por_please_ya]

Oh boy, you’re gonna get whacked with a half hat, friend.

Or a tennis racquet.

 

[Wosh]

I’ll have you know my manboobs provide for a third of the phoenix cleavage.

 

[Wosh]

Ok stop talking to me, I’m trying to get match threads up!

 

[MP_]

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[Mooch]

Die TedDougChris!

I didn't know you could speak German. Of course you know 'die' is feminine right? Oh .....

 

[Mooch]

I thought old timers were meant to be more of an in bed by 6.30 and then up at the crack of dawn sort of crowd?

Make up your minds people, are we old or aren’t we?

When you sleep for 13 hours a day and are awake for 9, eventually you're going to get somewhat out of sync with the world.

 

[MP_]

When you sleep for 13 hours a day and are awake for 9, eventually you're going to get somewhat out of sync with the world.

So what are you doing in those 2 hours that you haven’t accounted for, astral travelling?

 

[Mooch]

So what are you doing in those 2 hours that you haven’t accounted for, astral travelling?

Mostly. Plus drinking tea.

 

[MP_]

Mostly. Plus drinking tea.

 

[por_please_ya]

Wosh

 

[MP_]

Wosh

She’s busy tucking her cleavage into her pants

 

[Wosh]

See you in GI Jane!

 

[Wosh]

Wosh

 

[Wosh]

She’s busy tucking her cleavage into her pants

And they’re low riders too!

 

[MP_]

And they’re low riders too!

 

[MP_]

See you in GI Jane!

 

[Wosh]

Ummm, get with the times