Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

[tony]

If your CEO isnt there it aint worth it

I will wait to play it at the next meeting of the Mafia heads, I am sure they will all appreciate seeing it.

 

[tony]

Good thanks! You?

That's good to hear. I am good, I sold off our home game to the South African government to pay off my gambling debts but please don't tell the team, they think I am using the money to pay there wages.

 

[tony]

Gee! If I knew Mowgli was Matera all along that film would have been very different, and a lot shorter.

Baloo loses man cub...

Baloo does not go after man cub.

Man cub is mauled by Shere Khan.

The end.

I would like to see this video.

 

[tony]

Sorry mate but think of it this way, you have more time to top your Halloween costume from last year.

 

[Cap]

Sorry mate but think of it this way, you have more time to top your Halloween costume from last year.

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[DemurePrincess]

Sorry mate but think of it this way, you have more time to top your Halloween costume from last year.

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What were you going for here btw???
Puss in Boots???

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

hi dogs105

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Yippee! Good riddance Matera92
Keep moving towards the backline you crab.

Crabs move sideways, not backwards.
(I also reject your hurtful, misguided premise)

I just worked out your meaning that carnival game you play at the show

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ICONIC

 

[Millky95]

10 to go and I can nap. Right?

 

[Cap]

What were you going for here btw???
Puss in Boots???

It was my Anime stage.

Got confused during hibernation, thought they were talking about candy

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I would like to see this video.

You wrangle the man bitch and I'll find us a tiger.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Crabs move sideways, not backwards.

Sideways to centrehalf bench sounds good to me.

(I also reject your hurtful, misguided premise)

I could never hurt you Joshua. You're our spirit animal.

 

[tony]

No need to be angry, I like the costume you have picked for this year, it really fits in with your new banhammer profile.

 

[SSSSSS]

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Las Vegas Bears
S38 Official Team Sheet Round 15
Vs Baghdad Bombers

B: kane249 / JoshWoodenSpoon / Test Tickle
HB: RookiePick / Electronic_Renaissance / tony
C: RonnieRaven / Chipmunk / Matera92
HF: Senor M / JoseMourinho / Shadow Man
F: MWPP / Art Vandelay_ / MKMatty
FOLL: SSSSSS / Millky95 / Tandy
INT: I Dont Care / Tommycash

Changes
Cap RUCK > OUT
JoseMourinho OUT > CHF
Matera92 CHF > W
SSSSSS W > RUCK​

Farken hell Tony I wish you let me know earlier that I'm rucking.

Where the hell am I supposed to pull out 100 posts from?

Time to fire up ChatGPT

 

[SSSSSS]

I'm gonna miss my wingman RonnieRaven

 

[SSSSSS]

SSSSSS it is simple. Balls down my throat and we win

Which one Neo?



Please be clear with me. My move into the ruck has dropped me about 14 IQ points and I didn't have many to spare.
Me ruck. Me comprehension no good.

 

[dogs105]

hi dogs105

Hi JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Kilroy]

Been waiting patiently for Tandy Electronics to open up shop

 

[DemurePrincess]

No need to be angry, I like the costume you have picked for this year, it really fits in with your new banhammer profile.

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The gerbils are really going to set you apart this year!

 

[tony]

You wrangle the man bitch and I'll find us a tiger.

We're waiting for you in Room 505, I don't think any of us will ever be the same again.

 

[SSSSSS]

 

[tony]

Farken hell Tony I wish you let me know earlier that I'm rucking.

Where the hell am I supposed to pull out 100 posts from?

Time to fire up ChatGPT

I believe in you, they will be some of the best 100 posts the SFA has ever seen.

I'm gonna miss my wingman RonnieRaven

Don't worry, we will reunite you and RonnieRaven next week once bad boy Cap has served his ban.

 

[SSSSSS]

I believe in you, they will be some of the best 100 posts the SFA has ever seen.

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Don't worry, we will reunite you and RonnieRaven next week once bad boy Cap has served his ban.

I'm going for quantity over quality here tony .

Just like my uni assignment days to hit the word count.

 

[tony]

Been waiting patiently for Tandy Electronics to open up shop

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Hopefully he will be back for the end of the week, at the moment he is out buying up some new state of the art stock for his stores. I personally can't wait to get one of those new phones, hopefully he gives me a team mates discount.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

We're waiting for you in Room 505, I don't think any of us will ever be the same again.

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Ha!












An apt metaphor for life at LVB.
Carrying a whining baby Matera every Sunday.