Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

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RUOK mate? 😏

Don’t tell me tony or Cap owe you money.
They owe me more than a handful of dinars. Much more, in actual fact.

I’ve waited long enough and I’m here to collect.

This is me waiting




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I met this guy the other day, sitting alone on the Sunday train dressed up with nowhere left to go. He said "there's one thing that I've learned through all these cigarettes I've burned; you've got to stop and look around." He said that "hindsight's clearer than a crystal ball." If he had the chance he "would stop and do it all over again. Cause when you're waiting for the sound of the gavel you don't want it to end with a fistful of regrets inside"
You were the only one on the train, weren’t you.
 

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easy W - i've been smashing it for the isotopes and im ready for smashing the bombers.
If you could, that’d be grouse! We are aiming for back2back spoons, mind you I don’t think it matters whether we lose or win anymore
 
If you could, that’d be grouse! We are aiming for back2back spoons, mind you I don’t think it matters whether we lose or win anymore
Coincidentally, Back2back spoons was the name of our post-match shower routine with JoshWoodenSpoon
 
You were the only one on the train, weren’t you.
I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."
 

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I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."
And then she maced you and stomped on your junk, right?

Lucky bastard.
 
I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."
You didn’t actually speak to anyone like that right???
 
Got mine done this morning.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ****” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
 
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ****” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Where the **** is this train?

I want ON!
 

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Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

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