Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

The people Millky95 meets on trains, honestly!

 

[VainGlorious]

RUOK mate?

Don’t tell me tony or Cap owe you money.

They owe me more than a handful of dinars. Much more, in actual fact.

I’ve waited long enough and I’m here to collect.

This is me waiting

 

[VainGlorious]

I met this guy the other day, sitting alone on the Sunday train dressed up with nowhere left to go. He said "there's one thing that I've learned through all these cigarettes I've burned; you've got to stop and look around." He said that "hindsight's clearer than a crystal ball." If he had the chance he "would stop and do it all over again. Cause when you're waiting for the sound of the gavel you don't want it to end with a fistful of regrets inside"

You were the only one on the train, weren’t you.

 

[JoseMourinho]

easy W - i've been smashing it for the isotopes and im ready for smashing the bombers.

 

[Bovo]

The people Millky95 meets on trains, honestly!

Better than meeting trains on people I suppose

 

[Bovo]

easy W - i've been smashing it for the isotopes and im ready for smashing the bombers.

If you could, that’d be grouse! We are aiming for back2back spoons, mind you I don’t think it matters whether we lose or win anymore

 

[VainGlorious]

im ready for smashing the bombers.

Ready when you are

 

[VainGlorious]

If you could, that’d be grouse! We are aiming for back2back spoons, mind you I don’t think it matters whether we lose or win anymore

Coincidentally, Back2back spoons was the name of our post-match shower routine with JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Millky95]

You were the only one on the train, weren’t you.

I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."

 

[Bovo]

Ready when you are


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Oh my

 

[DemurePrincess]

Ready when you are


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Umm! I’ll go and get my nails done on that day! Jesus!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh my

Ofc you are first ffs

You’re so needy Bovo

 

[Bovo]

Ofc you are first ffs

You’re so needy Bovo

I’m not normally this active. I ran this morning so I got the rest of the day to chill

 

[VainGlorious]

I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."

And then she maced you and stomped on your junk, right?

Lucky bastard.

 

[Bovo]

And then she maced you and stomped on your junk, right?

Lucky bastard.

God I miss you mate

 

[DemurePrincess]

I met this girl the other day sitting alone on the Wednesday train. I said, "What's wrong? You look so sad." She said she's "got something inside that she's not willing to confide." So I said, "Could I give some free advice? "Don't worry 'bout your problems now, baby, cause it just don't matter when it comes down to the fact: everybody's got problems now, baby, and life's too short to keep them bottled up inside."

You didn’t actually speak to anyone like that right???

 

[VainGlorious]

Umm! I’ll go and get my nails done on that day! Jesus!

Got mine done this morning.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m not normally this active. I ran this morning so I got the rest of the day to chill

Go have a wank.. that will kill 5 seconds

 

[DemurePrincess]

Got mine done this morning.

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[Millky95]

Ready when you are


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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ****” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

 

[Robertio]

Go have a wank.. that will kill 5 seconds

Good idea

 

[Bovo]

Go have a wank.. that will kill 5 seconds

You really have high standards of my ability

 

[VainGlorious]

God I miss you mate

I never really left, my man.

 

[VainGlorious]

Go have a wank.. that will kill 5 seconds

5 seconds? What is he, some kind of pr0n star or something?

That’s some serious staying power right there

 

[VainGlorious]

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the ****” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Where the **** is this train?

I want ON!