Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers at FNB Stadium, Johannesburg South Africa

[DemurePrincess]

When Pugsley and I had an evening of fun and frivolous activities together in Turbos tub he had his lipstick out for about 2 hours straight.

It was a new type of colour though, which I aptly named: Loreal DogsDick Pink

Two hours… what a dipstick

 

[DemurePrincess]

MayTheNorthBeWithU

You able to assist here mate?

Or Harvey Manfrenjensenden

Greedy ****ers stealing all the letters

 

[MWPP]

I have been well, Mwerps.

How are you holding up now that the corpse of Jack Darling is a Kangaroo?

Great to hear

I’m fine with it beyond being sad that he didn’t make it to 300 with us
Gave our club his all and now he’s just trying to prolong his career. I have no doubt that he would have stayed if we offered him an extra year or two beyond his existing contract but given it’s one of the only parts of the ground where we have competition for spots if everyone’s fit, that wasn’t going to happen . North got him for cheap and it was done immediately for goodwill (for Darling , not North).

Barrass , on the other hand, is a different story haha

 

[Test Tickle]

Pretty sure everyone prefers Mrs Turbo over the big fella!

seems we all enjoy her feet.

 

[DemurePrincess]

seems we all enjoy her feet.

Mrs Turbo is very enjoyable… especially after a pins colada or 2

 

[Pugsley]

When Pugsley and I had an evening of fun and frivolous activities together in Turbos tub he had his lipstick out for about 2 hours straight.

It was a new type of colour though, which I aptly named: Loreal DogsDick Pink

That wasn't just the lippy

 

[Bovo]

Meanwhile… she’s still asking? Is it in yet?

It’s really none of her business

 

[DemurePrincess]

It’s really none of her business

Umm! Yeah it is.. this is your problem!

 

[Bovo]

Umm! Yeah it is.. this is your problem!

I’ll talk to someone about it. In fact I reckon there was a number on the back of the public toilet door that seemed qualified to help

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’ll talk to someone about it. In fact I reckon there was a number on the back of the public toilet door that seemed qualified to help

1800foragoodtime

 

[VainGlorious]

That wasn't just the lippy

 

[VainGlorious]

seems we all enjoy her feet.

Seconded.

How could you not?

 

[Test Tickle]

Seconded.

How could you not?


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[Bovo]

1800foragoodtime

Oh you know them?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Oh you know them?

Speed dial lol

 

[DemurePrincess]

That wasn't just the lippy

Every time you lick…

Hence where the leave it Pugsley came from

 

[Jabba73]

Great to hear

I’m fine with it beyond being sad that he didn’t make it to 300 with us
Gave our club his all and now he’s just trying to prolong his career. I have no doubt that he would have stayed if we offered him an extra year or two beyond his existing contract but given it’s one of the only parts of the ground where we have competition for spots if everyone’s fit, that wasn’t going to happen . North got him for cheap and it was done immediately for goodwill (for Darling , not North).

Barrass , on the other hand, is a different story haha

Jack Darling is a waste of a perfectly sized AFL body.

 

[philreich]

I have the pleasure of posting this one tomorrow - I'm just not sure what time, but it'll probably be around 5pm AEDST. Good luck to both teams.

 

[Matera92]

This is why no one gets us. We don't want to be brought closer together.
We revel in each others misery.

Do you really think I could have developed those pythons?

No.
No one believes you've developed those pythons.

 

[philreich]

Ah yes, your specialty.

Pasta alla latrine.

May I have some extra blue discs in mine? They really add some flavour to the organic toilet water you use.

Hey Veiny - I was watching TV last night, when I heard my wife's voice, "Darling - would you like chicken, beef or lamb for dinner?"

I called back, "Chicken please."

She replied, "You're having soup, you fat bastard - I was talking to the cat."

 

[SaintsSeptember]

Haha ya cunny funt

OMG i actually read that , and moved on, then i thought, how did she avoid the swear filter, and went back. My stupid dyslexic brain did the work i guess.

 

[DemurePrincess]

OMG i actually read that , and moved on, then i thought, how did she avoid the swear filter, and went back. My stupid dyslexic brain did the work i guess.

No wonder we get along so well lol

 

[Art Vandelay_]

No.
No one believes you've developed those pythons.

Noted that you didn't protest the speedball portion.
Cathartic giving you ear massages.