Official Match Thread S38, Round 15 (International Round) - Ophidian Old Boys v West Coast Wonders at Narendra Modi Stadium, Ahmedabad India

[ClarkeM]

What on **** is this shit?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

What on **** is this shit?

Hi Clark,

I missed you last week

it is good to see you

 

[ClarkeM]

Hi Clark,

I missed you last week

it is good to see you

Yeah yeah - now what the **** is this international round crap?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Yeah yeah - now what the **** is this international round crap?

Ant Bear has gone rogue

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah yeah - now what the **** is this international round crap?

No pineapple on pizza in Italy.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

im not sure who is going to fund this trip to india as this looks like the qootball clubs wallet after having to pay out DenieD to sack him

 

[BFew]

Good evening team. Hello Wonders.

What do I have to do to curry favour with you for this match?

 

[Pugsley]

What do I have to do to curry favour with you for this match?

Just put it in a bowl.

 

[ClarkeM]

Ant Bear has gone rogue

I’m all for going rogue but ****ing hell, this is pointless and pathetic.

 

[BFew]

Just put it in a bowl.

 

[ClarkeM]

No pineapple on pizza in Italy.

As an Italian… pineapple on pizza is the best.

Just consider before putting it on Italian pizza given that real pizza doesn’t need it.

 

[BFew]

The only reason this match is being played in India, is so that I can troll with the below Giphy again.

 

[Dingster]

you are going to be one of my greatest hits in a second

I missed it. Must have been a one hit Wonder.

 

[Dingster]

I’m all for going rogue but ****ing hell, this is pointless and pathetic.

Yes. Fire up Clarkey. Rage on!!

 

[Braklet]

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Due to fiscal mismanagement, Sweet FA Administration have again been forced to sell a round of games to the highest bidders in an attempt to stave off being placed into receivership.

This game has been purchased by the Indian government through a mystery broker, probably akkaps , who insisted on the preview in Hindi (translation in Spoiler):

Sābaramatī nadīnā kinārē āvēluṁ narēndra mōdī sṭēḍiyama viśvanuṁ sauthī mōṭuṁ krikēṭa sṭēḍiyama chē. Ā sṭēḍiyamanuṁ nirmāṇa 1982māṁ prāntamāṁ krikēṭa pratibhā'ōnē khīlavavā māṭē karavāmāṁ āvyuṁ hatuṁ. Agā'u, sṭēḍiyamamāṁ 49,000 krikēṭa cāhakōnī bēṭhaka kṣamatā hatī.

Ōkṭōbara 2015 māṁ, gujarāta krikēṭa ēsōsi'ēśananā tatkālina GCA pramukha anē vartamāna vaḍāpradhāna śrī narēndra mōdīnā dūrandēśī nētr̥tva hēṭhaḷa sṭēḍiyamanuṁ punaḥnirmāṇa anē tēnē viśvanuṁ sauthī mōṭuṁ krikēṭa sṭēḍiyama banāvavānuṁ nakkī karyuṁ. Phēbru'ārī 2020 māṁ, punaḥvikāsa kārya pūrṇa thayuṁ hatuṁ anē tē havē 1.3 Lākhathī vadhu krikēṭa cāhakōnē samāvavā māṭē sakṣama chē. Navā narēndra mōdī sṭēḍiyamē 90,000 darśakōnē samāvavānī kṣamatā dharāvatā mēlabōrna krikēṭa grā'unḍanē vaṭāvīnē rēkōrḍa tōḍyō chē.



Ōphiḍiyana ōlḍa bōyajha sīḍī para 8mā sthānē aniścitatāpūrvaka bēsē chē, anē ṭīmōnā yajamāna dvārā tēmanī jagyā'ē mātra bē prīmiyaraśipa pō'īnṭsa pāchaḷa rahēvā māṭē sauthī vadhu sanvēdanaśīla lāgē chē; jōkē ā aṭhavāḍiyē 12mā kramē āvēlā vēsṭa kōsṭa vanḍarsanā svarūpamāṁ rāhata maḷī chē. Dha ōlḍa bōyjha phōrmamāṁ nathī, tēma chatāṁ, anē@pamcake1 nī āgēvānī hēṭhaḷanā
ajāyabī'ō anē tēmanā sṭārsa māṭē tēmanī kuśaḷatā batāvavānō samaya chē. Ajāyabī'ōnī apasēṭamāṁ ūbhā thavānī apēkṣā rākhō. Vēsṭa kōsṭa 10 pō'īnṭathī

Spoiler: English translation, colonialists

Located near the Banks of Sabarmati river, Narendra Modi Stadium is the Largest Cricket Stadium in the world. The stadium was constructed in 1982 to flourish cricket talents in the province. Earlier, the stadium had a seating capacity of housing 49,000 cricket fans.

In October 2015, Gujarat Cricket Association under the visionary leadership of the then GCA President and current Prime Minister Shri Narendra Modi decided to reconstruct the stadium and make it the largest Cricket Stadium in the world. In February 2020, the redevelopment task was completed and it is now capable of accommodating more than 1.3 lakh cricket fans. The new Narendra Modi Stadium broke the record by surpassing Melbourne Cricket Ground which has the capacity to accommodate 90,000 spectators.



The Ophidian Old Boys sit precariously in 8th place on the ladder, and look the most vulnerable to being replaced by the host of teams just two premiership points behind them; however relief comes in the form of the 12th ranked West Coast Wonders this week. The Old Boys are out of form, though, and it is time for the wonders and their stars, led by Pamcake1, to show their mettle. Expect the Wonders to get up in an upset. West Coast by 10 points

Captains, please submit Official Team Sheets in the usual place at the usual time, I guess

Tigerturbulance AnUltimateRessie

I wonder why Pamcake1's tag didn't show up in the original?

Anyway, hiya Blunders, nice ta see ya!

(Am I going to get the Punjab squirts if I eat at the hotel buffet?)

Thanks for the OP, Ant Bear.

 

[Braklet]

Anyway, hiya Blunders, nice ta see ya!

 

[Braklet]

I don't think I'd heard that since 1982...

... kinda wish I still hadn't.

 

[Braklet]

you are going to be one of my greatest hits in a second

Calm down, Rambo.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Yes. Fire up Clarkey. Rage on!!

you should see him in the lg chat

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Calm down, Rambo.

my names not rambo

 

[Braklet]

my names not rambo

What's your name? Puddintame. Ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

 

[Pugsley]

you are going to be one of my greatest hits in a second

Put those muscles back in. You're going to hurt yourself.

 

[Pugsley]

What on **** is this shit?

 

[Dingster]

you should see him in the lg chat

I have. You have a leak.

 

[Dingster]

Hi dogs105