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For the sake of my mental health I’m getting on the May train. Conditioned myself with some serious cognitive dissonance. Have decided that Bailey Smith is a precious private school boy and nothing good can come from an 18yo that doesn’t drink alcohol. Can’t even explain how badly I need Ben King to be a flop. Wish Karmichael Hunt was still around.
All hail May. If we win a flag I’ll buy him as many Sunday beers as he wants, even if we’re playing Sunday games later on the same day.
All hail May. If we win a flag I’ll buy him as many Sunday beers as he wants, even if we’re playing Sunday games later on the same day.