Player Watch Scott Pendlebury

[Matrix10]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

Is “ are you pregnant “ a good response ?

 

[Greenaicos]

"Do these pants make me look fat?"

How about, “ I don’t think it’s the pants fault”

 

[Jelly Bean]

How about, “ I don’t think it’s the pants fault”

Haha yep. Correct answer is 'Definitely not - it's the not the pants at all."

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[Eric Shin]

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[sr36]

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How is a 1988 Grange?

 

[Eric Shin]

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If only I could tell you mate.

The day I try some you’ll be the first to know.


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[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[manicpie]

Going by that picture, he's got at least 3 years left in him

 

[Kirby]

Going by that picture, he's got at least 3 years left in him

That seems optimistic if he’s riding his bike on Melbourne’s roads.

 

[Pistol Night]

That seems optimistic if he’s riding his bike on Melbourne’s roads.

Jesus we better get a peloton of Carlton spuds around him to be sure

 

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That seems optimistic if he’s riding his bike on Melbourne’s roads.

There are two types of road cyclists in the world. Those who have broken a collarbone and those who are going to.

Pendles, please ditch the bike until after footy.


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[Pistol Night]

There are two types of road cyclists in the world. Those who have broken a collarbone and those who are going to.

Pendles, please ditch the bike until after footy.


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Yeah just get an exercise bike and a VR headset Pendles. You can do a Tour de France stage every night of the week from the comfort of your lounge room. And if you fall off it’s onto the couch.

 

[sr36]

There are two types of road cyclists in the world. Those who have broken a collarbone and those who are going to.

Pendles, please ditch the bike until after footy.


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Aren't cyclists unco blokes who can't play proper sports? Pendles isn't going to fall off his bike like those guys.

Plus broken bones are only a 0-1 week injury for Pendles. He'll be right.

 

[Pistol Night]

Aren't cyclists unco blokes who can't play proper sports? Pendles isn't going to fall off his bike like those guys.

Plus broken bones are only a 0-1 week injury for Pendles. He'll be right.

They cant play sport so they ride badly in heavy traffic wearing lycra? Sounds more risky than most sports the mad bastards. I love when you see one in the country on a 100km/h road and i think "This poor confused little fella has lost his flock"

 

[sr36]

They cant play sport so they ride badly in heavy traffic wearing lycra? Sounds more risky than most sports the mad bastards. I love when you see one in the country on a 100km/h road and i think "This poor confused little fella has lost his flock"

When I couldn't get a kick, I used to dive into some mud so I was filthy and it looked like I'd been trying and the coach was less likely to tear into me.

The cycling equivalent is to fall off your bike and break your collarbone. No one yells at a bloke with a broken collarbone for not taking his turn to do the hard work at the front of the pack.

 

[Horaceg]

Going by that picture, he's got at least 3 years left in him

Three years of wearing Lycra?

 

[60 Yards Out]

Jesus we better get a peloton of Carlton spuds around him to be sure

There’ll be one around him on Thursday 3rd of April.

 

[Obese Arachnid]

Aren't cyclists unco blokes who can't play proper sports? Pendles isn't going to fall off his bike like those guys.

Plus broken bones are only a 0-1 week injury for Pendles. He'll be right.

That's golf, hang on you said proper sports, my bad.

 

[lyfsux]

That's golf, hang on you said proper sports, my bad.

that's not nice you fat eight legged fool

 

[sr36]

That's golf, hang on you said proper sports, my bad.

No. Golf is like darts, it's for coordinated alcoholics who are too lazy to run. Cycling is for sober non-lazy uncos.

 

[lyfsux]

coordinated alcoholics who are too lazy to run.

Thank you 36 that's better

 

[jimmy35]

Jesus we better get a peloton of Carlton spuds around him to be sure

They’re more likely to overbalance on their training wheels and do more damage than Melbourne drivers.

 

[sr36]

They’re more likely to overbalance on their training wheels and do more damage than Melbourne drivers.

Yeah, I'd just get Tay back as a riding partner to charge in at the cars causing them to swerve and clear some space for Pendles.

 

[Pie eyed]

That seems optimistic if he’s riding his bike on Melbourne’s roads.

Pie's need provide a support "peloton" of burley thugs.