Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Keptin Mafia (KEP) vs Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) at ChippyBet Stadium, Keptin Reserve

[Gralin]

That's why we have bats

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Exactly

 

[MP_]

Exactly
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That’s my mum you’re taking pics of

 

[Dinsdale]

That’s my mum you’re taking pics of

No, she's sending the pix. Nice boots though

 

[Chipmunk]

Or the version with the MCC cheating (just for Chipmunk).

Well this is some classic comedy!

Reminds me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch about snooker:

 

[dogs105]

Let's go Keptin! Time for some champagne qricket!

 

[dogs105]

Let's go Keptin! Time for some champagne qricket!

Or even a nice .Marlborough Sauv Blanc qricket

 

[MP_]

Breaking News

Thanks to my bat sponsor Keptin Fried Chicken , every person attending the first session I’m batting will get a chicken nugget for every four I hit. Judging by my recent practice match you will feed a third world nation with my batting prowess.

 

[MP_]

No, she's sending the pix. Nice boots though

I’ve only seen dad wear those boots tbh

 

[moginie]

Well this is some classic comedy!

Reminds me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch about snooker:

David Mitchell looks disturbingly like Dennis Taylor.

 

[Dinsdale]

Tonga Bob warming up...

 

[Dinsdale]

Well this is some classic comedy!

Reminds me of this Mitchell and Webb sketch about snooker:

They did about a million sketches as snooker common taters

 

[Chipmunk]

David Mitchell looks disturbingly like Dennis Taylor.

They did about a million sketches as snooker common taters

 

[Gralin]

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[Jabba73]

Feeling very rich, reckon I finally have enough money that I don’t need to work for the rest of the year.

 

[Gralin]

Feeling very rich, reckon I finally have enough money that I don’t need to work for the rest of the year.

Look at Mr money bags over here

 

[MP_]

Look at Mr money bags over here

Hey don’t upset him or you’ll meet Mr Body Bags.

 

[Gralin]

Hey don’t upset him or you’ll meet Mr Body Bags.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Time to do to Fulmina what Australia did to India.

Bastard cheater kangaroo

 

[Tonga Bob]

Tonga Bob warming up...

 

[philreich]

Breaking News

Thanks to my bat sponsor Keptin Fried Chicken , every person attending the first session I’m batting will get a chicken nugget for every four I hit. Judging by my recent practice match you will feed a third world nation with my batting prowess.
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Dude they had you in 2 minds: you weren't sure whether to hit them for 4 or 6.

 

[dogs105]

For MP_ and for one week only, I will hit a four for every chicken nugget he eats.

 

[MP_]

For MP_ and for one week only, I will hit a four for every chicken nugget he eats.

Me right now

 

[Gralin]

For MP_ and for one week only, I will hit a four for every chicken nugget he eats.

 

[sabso]

 

[dogs105]

Still waiting on tony 's pitch report with the WeatherWall (tm)