Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Keptin Mafia (KEP) vs Fulmina Qricket Club (FUL) at ChippyBet Stadium, Keptin Reserve

[Tonga Bob]

This you?
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Hello ladies!

 

[sabso]

Haha. Trick the newbie. But luckily the grass was excellent. And my batting is ..well..no..it's ah...how important is it to actually hit the ball do you think?

The sim will break due to pun overload if you go haywire

 

[myblueroan]

The sim will break due to pun overload if you go haywire

HAYwire. Hah.

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya is clearly not doing her squats at training yet I have buns of steel.

It's all that squatting in the garden planting shrubs that gave you those glutes!

 

[sabso]

It's all that squatting in the garden planting shrubs that gave you those glutes!

Don’t think that’s why MP_ was squatting in the garden

 

[KBLT]

Hello ladies!

There's nothing quite as sexy as an ankle monitor.

 

[MP_]

Don’t think that’s why MP_ was squatting in the garden

A garden needs fertiliser

 

[MP_]

It's all that squatting in the garden planting shrubs that gave you those glutes!

I’ve just planted 70 odd Eremophilas this week

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm ready to go - got everything

 

[Chipmunk]

Round 1 team v Fulmina

1. MP_
2. tony
3. dogs105
4. GreyCrow
5. myblueroan
6. Tadpole
7. philreich
8. sabso
9. MC Bad Genius
10. Pie 4 Life
11. Jabba73

Scorer: por_please_ya
Reserves: Chipmunk MWPP ​

 

[Jabba73]

I went to the beach today. There were people there so I took a picture and left.

Gotta be more discreet, just sayin’

 

[myblueroan]

A garden needs fertiliser

That's horse shite you eejit.

 

[dogs105]

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Round 1 team v Fulmina

1. MP_
2. tony
3. dogs105
4. GreyCrow
5. myblueroan
6. Tadpole
7. philreich
8. sabso
9. MC Bad Genius
10. Pie 4 Life
11. Jabba73

Scorer: por_please_ya
Reserves: Chipmunk MWPP ​

Wow. The quality of those not playing says a lot about this team!

 

[myblueroan]

Wow. The quality of those not playing says a lot about this team!

YEah. We're gonna lose?

 

[MWPP]

YEah. We're gonna lose?

It’s a two horse race on paper but in reality - those in the know have placed all their nuts in Chipmunk ’s basket cheeks

 

[MWPP]

Wow. The quality of those not playing says a lot about this team!

My poor preparation over the offseason thanks to the Darwin humidity meant that I was always up against it

As for Chipmunk , he has enough stooges to do his dirty work for him…

The biggest shock omission is por_please_ya but if she’s the scorekeeper we can’t lose

 

[por_please_ya]

 

[MP_]

That's horse shite you eejit.

I eat like a horse

 

[myblueroan]

I eat like a horse

Delicately? Exquisite manners?

 

[myblueroan]

Hey Chipmunk , do I have to wait for my batting partner when we run? Seems a waste of resources if I can do 50 runs in the time they do 10. ( we practiced last night) worked best when dogs105 jumped on my back.

I expect you have animal allowance rules?

Also...how many times can you say to a team mate...'don't chase the ball when we bat' ...(dogs...fair dinkum)

On the other hand...I learnt how to sit and wag my tail. So there's that.

 

[Gralin]

Scorer: por_please_ya
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The fix is in!

 

[myblueroan]

The fix is in!

Scor_please_ya

 

[Tonga Bob]

There's nothing quite as sexy as an ankle monitor.

There is… two ankle bracelets

 

[MP_]

Delicately? Exquisite manners?

 

[sabso]

por_please_ya you are also in charge of snicko and optical illusions