Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) vs Western Stars (WST) at Outback Stadium

[DERRINALPHIL]

Bit hard to banter in a first game in the league history, with no past for either team we can't tell the Qoalas how shit they've been till after the game.

During the Qooty season I usually have several pages each week that make no sense to me and Mobbs puts his virtual arm around my keyboard and tells me not to worry.

The Qoalas' haven't put up any appalling contemporary music so I will start with..... Mozart



An apt piece for the opposition

 

[Robertio]

During the Qooty season I usually have several pages each week that make no sense to me and Mobbs puts his virtual arm around my keyboard and tells me not to worry.

The Qoalas' haven't put up any appalling contemporary music so I will start with..... Mozart



An apt piece for the opposition

Very soothing mate.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Very soothing mate.

I was hoping to be threatening.

I'm on a free baby sitting holiday with my son's lot and getting bored, so this thread is a welcome distraction. My three year old grand son use to say cricket is boring when I he caught me catching up with the score of the last test.

Now if he wants me to do something( my nickname for him is 'My Lord and Marcus') he has to say "Cricket's not boring!"

Bring him up properly.

Very soon I will be pointing out Cummins dropping third slip too early.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

During the Qooty season I usually have several pages each week that make no sense to me and Mobbs puts his virtual arm around my keyboard and tells me not to worry.

The Qoalas' haven't put up any appalling contemporary music so I will start with..... Mozart



An apt piece for the opposition

Very soothing mate.

Don't worry everyone, I'm still coming to Outback Stadium despite my apparent slowness to the ground.

Just stopping by the supermarket to buy some afternoon tea treats for everyone but now that I can hear some amazing music from the O.G himself Mozart, I must dance:

 

[HARPSichord]

Oops, I should probably post in this thread.

That's it. That's the post.

 

[Pugsley]

Oops, I should probably post in this thread.

That's it. That's the post.

 

[Dingster]

Oops, I should probably post in this thread.

That's it. That's the post.

Harps Boycott!

 

[BigChippa52]

hoping we go alright

 

[thewizardmelon]

Prediction: Qoalas win

Booooo Chipmunk

If we can’t beat a bunch of vegetarians that sleep like 16hrs a day what are we doing here?

Stars by a bucketload, surely.

 

[Chipmunk]

Booooo Chipmunk

If we can’t beat a bunch of vegetarians that sleep like 16hrs a day what are we doing here?

Stars by a bucketload, surely.

I dunno about vegetarian…

 

[hotchilli]

Where I do put my afternoon tea?

 

[Pugsley]

Where I do put my afternoon tea?

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Leave it Pugsley.

 

[thewizardmelon]

I dunno about vegetarian…

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The Qolonel would be rolling in his grave. I expect eucalyptus fries coming to a store near me!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Don't worry everyone, I'm still coming to Outback Stadium despite my apparent slowness to the ground.

Just stopping by the supermarket to buy some afternoon tea treats for everyone but now that I can hear some amazing music from the O.G himself Mozart, I must dance:

Where are these treats? New year has me ready to fill up on treats and pretend it’s the festive season still

 

[thewizardmelon]

Bit hard to banter in a first game in the league history, with no past for either team we can't tell the Qoalas how shit they've been till after the game.

What are you talking about Rob? I heard they have the most losses by more than an innings in Qricket History*. The Qoalas also boast the youngest and least experienced side**

*/**Source: Trust me bro

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Where I do put my afternoon tea?

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Has anyone ever NOT eaten the entire packet immediately on opening?

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Where are these treats? New year has me ready to fill up on treats and pretend it’s the festive season still

Hope you like what we have got planned and that's only the first table

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Hope you like what we have got planned and that's only the first table

I don't buffet!!!!!

 

[Robertio]

I don't buffet!!!!!

Maccas is next door.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Hearing the club's Head of Citrus Operations is going to be happy with the selection calls this week....

...with Test Tickle set to abandon the cordial mixing and make his way into the starting XI.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Maccas is next door.

DERRINALPHIL right now be like:

 

[HARPSichord]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

 

[Pugsley]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
4. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

I'm not going to fight BAT for number 4

 

[Cubs2Lions]

4. BLUEALLTHRU
4. Pugsley​

I'm not going to fight BAT for number 4

BLUEALLTHRU and Pugsley in the change-rooms be like:

 

[HARPSichord]

I'm not going to fight BAT for number 4