Match Thread Season 01, Round 1: Qoalas Qricket Club (QQC) vs Western Stars (WST) at Outback Stadium

[Cubs2Lions]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Maccas is next door.

A safer option.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

DERRINALPHIL right now be like:

Give me a maccas thick shake with added chocolate syrup every time

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Should be an umpire as I was for many years.

Have we sorted out our DRS system?

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Give me a maccas thick shake with added chocolate syrup every time

Love that we both think alike on a whole range of important topics in the real world.

Now I feel like a celebratory Maccas thick shake with added chocolate syrup and watching the Lions grand-final again

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

Aussies should have sent this side out during the Windies dynasty.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

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Hearing the club's Head of Citrus Operations is going to happy with the selection calls this week....

...with Test Tickle set to abandon the cordial mixing and make his way into the starting XI.

This is absolutely disturbing

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Aussies should have sent this side out during the Windies dynasty.

I mean, I'm basically Bruce Reid.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

I mean, I'm basically Bruce Reid.

A tall long piece of pelican shit. I’d say more like Merv.

 

[GremioPower]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

 

[Chipmunk]

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I thought they were all going to say GremioPower

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Love that we both think alike on a whole range of important topics in the real world.

Now I feel like a celebratory Maccas thick shake with added chocolate syrup and watching the Lions grand-final again

That is the only imaginable way I haven't watched the Grand Final. On holidays but will certainly do this.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

Aussies should have sent this side out during the Windies dynasty.

BAT I think you left the Roys many years ago but why would you suggest that I open the batting against Marshall, Garner, Holdings and Roberts. That's simply DERRINALPHI abuse.

I heard Julien Wiener give a talk to the Cricket Society where he recounted his experience opening the batting against the Windies. Unlike me he wasn't scared to death but he just couldn't see how you could score at all.

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

I mean, I'm basically Bruce Reid.

It would mean I would be pulling a hammie

 

[Dingster]

Test Tickle and Barrybran reunited or first timers?

 

[Barrybran]

Test Tickle and Barrybran reunited or first timers?

I have never lost my testicles. Those ruours were not true.

 

[thewizardmelon]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

Don’t tell anyone that Pamcake1 needs 18 runs to be the quickest ever to 1000 Qricket runs. BLUEALLTHRU is also set to break his own most sixes in an innings! Another completely true set of stats!

 

[thewizardmelon]

Give me a maccas thick shake with added chocolate syrup every time

Who needs to run between the wickets anyway?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

WESTERN STARS
Round One Team

1. DERRINALPHIL
2. Pamcake1
3. HARPSichord (c)
4. BLUEALLTHRU
5. Pugsley
6. Robertio (wk)
7. BigChippa52 (c)
8. Cubs2Lions
9. GremioPower
10. Elton Johns Wig
11. Cap​

12. AnUltimateRessie

 

[Robertio]

Who needs to run between the wickets anyway?

Exactly mate, all mine are going over the fence.

 

[Pugsley]

A tall long piece of pelican shit. I’d say more like Merv.

Nothing like a free ear cleaning

 

[Pugsley]

Exactly mate, all mine are going over the fence.

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I didn't get into shape by running either.

 

[Robertio]

I didn't get into shape by running either.

Running is for rookies mate.

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

Qoalas Qricket Club
Official Team Sheet – Rd 1, Season 01

Qoalas QC v Western Stars at Outback Stadium

Pitch
Bowling Pitch

Final XI

1. Jatz - Pure Batter
2. hotchilli - Pure Batter
3. Barrybran - Pure Batter
4. zackah - Pure Batter
5. cats_09 - Pure Batter
6. Test Tickle - Bowling All Rounder
7. Wosh - Keeper
8. Mobbs - Pure Bowler
9. Dingster - Pure Bowler
10. Smartys Power - Pure Bowler
11. TY24 - Pure Bowler

12th Man
Falconista - Bowling All Rounder

Emergency
TheInjuryFactory - Pure Batter

Changes
N/A

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[TheInjuryFactory]

Qoalas Qricket Club
Official Team Sheet – Rd 1, Season 01

Qoalas QC v Western Stars at Outback Stadium

Pitch
Bowling Pitch

Final XI

1. Jatz - Pure Batter
2. hotchilli - Pure Batter
3. Barrybran - Pure Batter
4. zackah - Pure Batter
5. cats_09 - Pure Batter
6. Test Tickle - Bowling All Rounder
7. Wosh - Keeper
8. Mobbs - Pure Bowler
9. Dingster - Pure Bowler
10. Smartys Power - Pure Bowler
11. TY24 - Pure Bowler

12th Man
Falconista - Bowling All Rounder

Emergency
TheInjuryFactory - Pure Batter

Changes
N/A

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