Match Thread Season 01, Round 4: Darkness Eternal (DAR) vs Western Stars (WST) at Dark Park

[boncer34]

Lucky number 3! Who wants to play catch me if you can

If you don't score a ton I'm gonna drop you to 8.

 

[DemurePrincess]

If you don't score a ton I'm gonna drop you to 8.

I’ll take you out the back and give you a flogging! Try it

 

[The Majestic]

Oh look we're battling the fallen Stars, how goes it Stars? It's pretty dark at the park so don't get too scared.

 

[Robertio]

Oh look we're battling the fallen Stars, how goes it Stars? It's pretty dark at the park so don't get too scared.

You're late.

 

[Robertio]

I’ll take you out the back and give you a flogging! Try it

Beware of the wicketkeeper.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Beware of the wicketkeeper.

 

[The Majestic]

You're late.

yeah got a lot going on at the moment.

 

[Robertio]

yeah got a lot going on at the moment.

A lot going on here as well mate, the princess is taking no prisoners and that's just your side.

 

[DemurePrincess]

A lot going on here as well mate, the princess is taking no prisoners and that's just your side.

 

[Robertio]

I feel like peanut butter now.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I feel like peanut butter now.

Its fabulous for lubricating your qricket balls fella

 

[Robertio]

Its fabulous for lubricating your qricket balls fella

I told you not to tell everyone my secrets.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I told you not to tell everyone my secrets.

You never said that! You said nothing about where you preferred to put it!

Sheesh! But his secrets out Darkness…. Hide the peanut butter and it’s wickets

 

[Robertio]

You never said that! You said nothing about where you preferred to put it!

Sheesh! But his secrets out Darkness…. Hide the peanut butter and it’s wickets

Shut up DemurePrincess I'm trying to be better at bantering than you x

 

[DemurePrincess]

Shut up DemurePrincess I'm trying to be better at bantering than you x

Good luck with that butterball

 

[Raz]

No need mate Western Stars win this, we only hope it goes longer than 3 days.

One day is better

Both sides declare at 0/0 first innings then play for 20 overs only each

 

[jannissary]

normal pitch will make it interesting. anyone bring the sandpaper?

 

[Raz]

Good morning Pam lets send these wannabees back to wherever they come from.

I can from my mummy

Not sure how everyone else entered the world

 

[DemurePrincess]

normal pitch will make it interesting. anyone bring the sandpaper?

I bought my kit bag… yes!

 

[DemurePrincess]

I can from my mummy

Not sure how everyone else entered the world

And that mental pic alone just made my tummy got ewwwwww!

 

[Raz]

And that mental pic alone just made my tummy got ewwwwww!

Sorry

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry

Why you sorry! It’s ewwwww but natural mate

 

[Raz]

Why you sorry! It’s ewwwww but natural mate

I’m sorry it made you feel ewww

Ewwwee is not nice

 

[DemurePrincess]

I’m sorry it made you feel ewww

Ewwwee is not nice

Raz. Have you ever had a kid as in personally given birth too. No! So you aren’t making me feel bad okay
Stress less but the memories of it for me is Ewwww! All good bloke

 

[Raz]

Raz. Have you ever had a kid as in personally given birth too. No! So you aren’t making me feel bad okay
Stress less but the memories of it for me is Ewwww! All good bloke

no if men gave birth there woul be none in the future after that one

we would tell each other how horrible it is . the pain. the blood the poo.


women are able to go through all that and still happy to have more and encourasge others to do it