Official Match Thread Season 17 - Second Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC at Snow Dome (MOTR)

[lanky_wes]

Then explain to me how it was my fault.

You almost make too much sense cooney.

While I can't be sure as I wasn't playing in that game, maybe you can be held responsible because you went missing when it mattered most. You played well in the regular season, and then once finals came around and the games meant something, you turned to water. Probably why you switched to the dragons, they too know how to change from in season powerhouse to post season basket case in a matter of minutes. You are the perfect match for each other, I'm expecting you to be announced captain at the end of the year.

 

[Deddy]

While I can't be sure as I wasn't playing in that game, maybe you can be held responsible because you went missing when it mattered most. You played well in the regular season, and then once finals came around and the games meant something, you turned to water. Probably why you switched to the dragons, they too know how to change from in season powerhouse to post season basket case in a matter of minutes. You are the perfect match for each other, I'm expecting you to be announced captain at the end of the year.

Oh please, that game was a terrible match by all and it resulted in the lowest grand final scores ever I believe. I can still safely say I have been just as good if not better than ever while playing finals, so when I enter beast mode Sunday you better just hope you can be lucky enough to stay out of my way.

 

[Rhodesy_Blues]

Oh please, that game was a terrible match by all and it resulted in the lowest grand final scores ever I believe. I can still safely say I have been just as good if not better than ever while playing finals, so when I enter beast mode Sunday you better just hope you can be lucky enough to stay out of my way.

Sh Deddy, stop talking about that grand final we were in! You'll make your team mates jealous.

 

[Logger]

Hey Demons, did any of you watch any of those stupid, girly, reality shows that were on tonight? No? Oh that's right, we were chugging beers, playing poker and getting sexual favours from Snow Bunnies. Damn, hope someone recorded them.

You better believe it. The Bunnies do a more rigorous debrief than we do after a game. Making sure they were in the right positions between stoppages, maximising opportunities to score and always there to double- or triple-team where necessary. Their ball-handling skills have improved even further since Richard Cranium insisted every square cm of Mt Buller be recorded at all times, just in case the Snow Bunnies need some constructive criticism...

And also to see if he can finally spot "Zorge the magnificent salmon" and ask for his 20 cents back. But that's just Richard.

 

[Quivorir]

Didn't you sit on the bench all day in that one? Must of been nice getting some time to soak up the sun and watch the game from the safety of the boundry.

100% game time in my first game. 4 marks and 11 touches. Not bad for a first game CHF in a losing side. (Unfortunately I was wrong about it being a win ) Will be different this time though.

 

[Smartys Power]

The only thing better is beating Port Adelaide and having their fans complain about the umpiring despite it being evenly terrible.

Hey come on now.

 

[Danoz]

Hey Demons, did any of you watch any of those stupid, girly, reality shows that were on tonight? No? Oh that's right, we were chugging beers, playing poker and getting sexual favours from Snow Bunnies. Damn, hope someone recorded them.

Yeah, I recorded the sexual favours I got from the snow bunnies. It's attached to an autokey on my tv remote.

 

[akkaps]

What I found, as a so called snow bunny:

Spoiler

 

[cooney]

Couldn't care about The Block to be honest.

 

[cooney]

Deddy you better look out for me in beast mode!

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Deddy you better look out for me in beast mode!

Is that when you break out into a paragraph?

 

[cooney]

Is that when you break out into a paragraph?

No it is not, I was referring to the on-field stuff but if you want me to break out into a paragraph I can.

 

[Quivorir]

Now you've fired him up.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

No it is not, I was referring to the on-field stuff but if you want me to break out into a paragraph I can.

Please do. Dazzle me coons.

 

[Gentlemen]

Please do. Dazzle me coons.

He's not a performing monkey.

 

[cooney]

Please do. Dazzle me coons.

I will dazzle you at some point just not yet.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

He's not a performing monkey.

He at least performs though. Much like myself.

What have you won again? Oh thats right. 0.

 

[boncer34]

Sh Deddy, stop talking about that grand final we were in! You'll make your team mates jealous.

All?

Baby the Dragons have more premierships amongst their playing group then you guys.

Cute that you made a GF though.

 

[cooney]

I perform well in matches

 

[Danoz]

I perform well in matches

I perform well wherever it counts. WHEREVER it counts.

 

[Logger]

I perform well wherever it counts. WHEREVER it counts.

Quick, someone not on their phone photoshop an Essendon-style poster with Jack Nicholson, a Viagra tablet and the slogan "WHEREVER IT COUNTS"

 

[Footypie32]

I haven't played on the wing for two months, so it seems you're also super observant as well. I guess I can't blame you too much considering the ball pinged around our forward line for most of the last game against your mob. Wing and half forward were pretty much the same thing.

Well look at that, I managed to prod 2(!) responses out of the old bear. Better make the most of this before we send you back into hibernation for the winter.

So, you finally succumed to external pressure and relinquished your grasp on the wing. I must say, I'm a tad dissapointed. I was kinda hoping to play on you this week, but it seems the heat got a bit too much and you finallt conceded your ground. I thought you were tougher than that.

 

[Deddy]

Hey come on now.

Okay that one was a bit of a cheap shot.

 

[Gentlemen]

Danoz I am reading every single one of your posts in Jack Nicholson's voice.

This has improved the match thread x100.

 

[Danoz]

Hey come on now.

Okay that one was a bit of a cheap shot.

Actually mate, you don't have ground to stand on, given your avatar.