Official Match Thread Season 17 - Second Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC at Snow Dome (MOTR)

[Danoz]

Danoz I am reading every single one of your posts in Jack Nicholson's voice.

This has improved the match thread x100.

Gentlemen? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the **** in! ha ha ha

 

[chefmeister]

Now you've fired him up.

Should we piss on him out of sympathy?

 

[Footypie32]

Should we piss on him out of sympathy?

Is that what you Dragons usually do when a team mate is having a good game? Strange. Well, I guess tradition is tradition...

 

[Danoz]

Is that what you Dragons usually do when a team mate is having a good game? Strange. Well, I guess tradition is tradition...

Your reading comprehension needs a little work. He was talking about Cooney.

 

[raven echo]

Is that what you Dragons usually do when a team mate is having a good game? Strange. Well, I guess tradition is tradition...

Instead of the Gatorade bath after a win, they prefer the golden shower method

 

[Footypie32]

Your reading comprehension needs a little work. He was talking about Cooney.

Yeah, I got that. Thanks. I just found it strange that was the first idea that came to his mind. Figured it must be a Dragons thing.

 

[chefmeister]

Yeah, I got that. Thanks. I just found it strange that was the first idea that came to his mind. Figured it must be a Dragons thing.

No need to backpedal, just admit you fluffed it. Or is ignoring your mistakes a Demons thing?

Culture.

 

[Footypie32]

No need to backpedal, just admit you fluffed it. Or is ignoring your mistakes a Demons thing?

Culture.

Pissing on people.

Culture.

 

[chefmeister]

Pissing on people.

Culture.

When they're on fire, hell yes.

And your ignorant fluffing?

 

[Quivorir]

Should we piss on him out of sympathy?

He may enjoy it...

 

[lanky_wes]

No need to backpedal, just admit you fluffed it. Or is ignoring your mistakes a Demons thing?

Culture.

Yep, we made mistake after mistake all the way to the top of the ladder

 

[chefmeister]

Yep, we made mistake after mistake all the way to the top of the ladder

You're only slightly out of context but if it gives you a chance to get involved then by all means, go ahead.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Ahh the dragons. My first team I (think) played against. What a day that was. Believe it was a win, just like this will be.

A Dragons win then, a Dragons win again.

 

[GarnerSmash]

Please do. Dazzle me coons.

Reckon he's just quote all his posts in this thread into one post.

 

[lanky_wes]

You're only slightly out of context but if it gives you a chance to get involved then by all means, go ahead.

Ah, I'll get plenty involved in the match thread as the week progresses. I do understand your desperation to be involved posting wise though because we all know you will have zero impact on the field on Sunday night, whereas I will be a key contributor in another Demons win.

 

[chefmeister]

Ah, I'll get plenty involved in the match thread as the week progresses. I do understand your desperation to be involved posting wise though because we all know you will have zero impact on the field on Sunday night, whereas I will be a key contributor in another Demons win.

Ahh, so whilst excusing yourself for your disinterest atm you now decide to pull out a crystal ball to make up for the shortcomings.
Very bold in a 13 year old type of way & also extremely team oriented.
Congratulations on your self-worth...

 

[lanky_wes]

Ahh, so whilst excusing yourself for your disinterest atm you now decide to pull out a crystal ball to make up for the shortcomings.
Very bold in a 13 year old type of way & also extremely team oriented.
Congratulations on your self-worth...

So you would prefer I lived off the coat tails of my team mates like yourself rather than ensuring I pulled my weight to help my team succeed. Interesting.

I can place high expectations on my own game because I have proven what I am capable of. I do realise you wouldn't understand that though, given your lack of qooty ability.

 

[Footypie32]

When they're on fire, hell yes.

And your ignorant fluffing?

He said "fired up", not "on fire". It's a figure of speach. Better not say "I could eat a horse" at the pre-match bbq. Who knows what you'll do...

 

[chefmeister]

So you would prefer I lived off the coat tails of my team mates like yourself rather than ensuring I pulled my weight to help my team succeed. Interesting.

Strange take on my post you have there.
But if showing disinterest and making magic number predictions means 'pulling your weight' in your qooty world leading up to a Semi Final, helping your team succeed and avoiding your teammates coattails then I'd absolutely love to see how you go in a bye week.
haha, I bet you're all mouth then too.

I can place high expectations on my own game because I have proven what I am capable of. I do realise you wouldn't understand that though, given your lack of qooty ability.

Just as well you've proven what you're capable of then bro. I'm yet to see it but you're quite welcome to go ahead and rest on your laurels if it continues to massage your ego.
See you as the week progresses, if you decide to grace us that is, Mr Wowederful - Paul Orndorff...

 

[Danoz]

So you would prefer I lived off the coat tails of my team mates like yourself rather than ensuring I pulled my weight to help my team succeed. Interesting.

I can place high expectations on my own game because I have proven what I am capable of. I do realise you wouldn't understand that though, given your lack of qooty ability.

Chef has been a star for us this season. Underrated.

He said "fired up", not "on fire". It's a figure of speach. Better not say "I could eat a horse" at the pre-match bbq. Who knows what you'll do...

Pull out his schlong for you to eat?

 

[chefmeister]

He said "fired up", not "on fire". It's a figure of speach. Better not say "I could eat a horse" at the pre-match bbq. Who knows what you'll do...

Didn't get the memo on the figure of speech, sorry.
But what if I said I could eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast? What would you say then, huh… Huh??

 

[Footypie32]

Pull out his schlong for you to eat?

I wouldn't want to cut your lunch.

 

[Danoz]

I wouldn't want to cut your lunch.

I don't have any lunch to cut anymore

 

[chefmeister]

I wouldn't want to cut your lunch.

"That's not a knife…"

 

[The Half Back]

"That's not a knife…"

That's a piss weak spork!