Official Match Thread Season 17 - Second Semi Final: Mount Buller Demons vs Dragons FFC at Snow Dome (MOTR)

[Eth]

You can't use grass. Only we Dragons can puff the magic dragon.

Mate, this Magical Leaf is all mine.

And it's super effective.

 

[raven echo]

Go Dees!!!

We need to continue our march to glory this season.

Sent from my Microwave using telekinesis.

 

[Smartys Power]

On the verge of a granny fellas. As the great cooney says, Let's do this.

 

[Ljp86]

Go Dees!!!

We need to continue our march to glory this season.

Sent from my Microwave using telekinesis.

Demons player having a vampire avatar. Five goal penalty in my opinion.

 

[Ljp86]

Mate, this Magical Leaf is all mine.

And it's super effective.

You'll know when it hits you when you start dialling the number for the local pizza place.

 

[raven echo]

Demons player having a vampire avatar. Five goal penalty in my opinion.

Worth it. Cause she's hot.

You'd probably need a 20 goal penalty for you to have any chance of beating us.

 

[Ljp86]

Worth it. Cause she's hot.

You'd probably need a 20 goal penalty for you to have any chance of beating us.

The funniest thing is even if we took 20 goals off the scores we've kicked against you this season we'd still outscore you by 16 points.

 

[raven echo]

The funniest thing is even if we took 20 goals off the scores we've kicked against you this season we'd still outscore you by 16 points.

I've never been any good at maths

 

[Eth]

You'll know when it hits you when you start dialling the number for the local pizza place.

What? There's no pizza place on this Pokégear. The worst thing that could happen is having someone like Youngster Deddy call and being dealt with the harsh reality of the catastrophic effects of grass, especially on a water-ground type like Danoz and his susceptibility to it. That makes me think, giving him a Razor Leaf instead might be that desired critical hit. That plus the extra super effectiveness of grass alone to send him packing.

Sorry Deddy and others, I know it's daunting, but this is the where the best of the best battle it out to become league champion. Given your team's type isn't very effective against the Elite Four like us, I dunno if you're all up to it.

 

[Danoz]

What? There's no pizza place on this Pokégear. The worst thing that could happen is having someone like Youngster Deddy call and being dealt with the harsh reality of the catastrophic effects of grass, especially on a water-ground type like Danoz and his susceptibility to it. That makes me think, giving him a Razor Leaf instead might be that desired critical hit. That plus the extra super effectiveness of grass alone to send him packing.

Sorry Deddy and others, I know it's daunting, but this is the where the best of the best battle it out to become league champion. Given your team's type isn't very effective against the Elite Four like us, I dunno if you're all up to it.

Lolz. I'm a fire dragon, not a ground and water type (which you said you are). That means grass will have a critical effect on you. I'll burn that grass bitch to the ground.

Worth it. Cause she's hot.

You'd probably need a 20 goal penalty for you to have any chance of beating us.

Are you saying your avatar is hot? I wouldn't say so.

 

[raven echo]

Are you saying your avatar is hot? I wouldn't say so.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one

 

[Danoz]

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one

So is your name pronounced raven raven?

 

[Eth]

Lolz. I'm a fire dragon, not a ground and water type (which you said you are). That means grass will have a critical effect on you. I'll burn that grass bitch to the ground.

Are you saying your avatar is hot? I wouldn't say so.

But you originally depicted yourself as also water and ground, right here:

Which is it?

Because you can't be four types. That's cheating. Don't do that.

 

[Ljp86]

So is your name pronounced raven raven?

Actually I think it's raven raven.

 

[Danoz]

But you originally depicted yourself as also water and ground, right here:

Which is it?

Because you can't be four types. That's cheating. Don't do that.

Shit.

Danoz ran away!

 

[chefmeister]

Ah the Demons. Isn't this the club we have it well over recently and also the same club that lets us impregnate their cheer squad after every match?

 

[Logger]

Hey Dragons, I looked up every finals game you've ever been a part of. No need to thank me, just enjoy the stroll down memory lane:

It didn't take long for those feisty Dragons from the South to make their way into the finals. In their very first season as a club they cruised into fourth place and came up against the fifth placed Mt Buller Demons...

DRAGONS SENIORS Vs DEMONS SENIORS
DRAGONS           4    2        8    5        12   9        17   13   115   
DEMONS            10   0        12   3        17   8        21   10   136

...not to worry, the better side won on the day and it was still early days for the Southern Dragons.

Just two seasons later and they were top of the table. Minor Premiers and top of the world, Ma! Coming up against the Fighting Furies, they were unbackable favourites...

SHAGONS SENIORS Vs FURIES SENIORS
SHAGONS           1    0        8    7        11   9        11   12   78    
FURIES            6    4        7    5        9    6        15   11   101

... but a 0.3 to 6.5 final quarter did their season no justice.

At least they had next week up against the Wonders, a side which had won just 3 games out of the previous 13. Surely they couldn't...

SHAGONS SENIORS Vs WONDERS SENIORS
SHAGONS           1    1        5    5        6    5        12   6    78    
WONDERS           3    4        8    8        11   16       14   19   103

...lose? Oh, but they did, which inspired this post from everyone's favourite Dragon's captain, boncer34

Straight Sets.

Lol.

At least there was next season... or in fact the next three seasons, when the Dragons had a chance to make the finals right up until the last game of the home and away season, but just couldn't seem to, you know, win.

It took until season 14 for those rampant fire-breathers to march deep into the ehart of the finals, with a dominant season in which they faced the Demons in the first round of the finals and...

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

[b][color=burgundy]SDR SENIORS Vs DEM SENIORS[/color][/b]
SDR               2    0        6    2        7    9        12   11   83    
DEM               6    1        10   11       13   18       17   19   121

...lost heavily.

Not to worry, their hard fought wins during the season had given them a double chance, an opportunity they seized and...

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

[b][color=burgundy]SDR SENIORS Vs BOM SENIORS[/color][/b]
SDR               3    0        9    3        12   6        13   8    86    
BOM               5    7        7    9        9    12       12   17   89

...gave up a 2 goal three quarter time lead.

Never fear, those intrepid Dragons put their disappointment behind them and surged back into contention the very next season, willing their way into a final spot and a match against the Furies where they were...

AFTER-MATCH SUMMARY :

SDR SENIORS Vs FUR SENIORS
SDR               0    3        4    4        6    6        8    8    56    
FUR               8    5        9    8        12   16       16   19   115

...pummelled.

Just like every Dragons team in every finals series this sorry excuse for a "club" has ever managed to drag their light-headed, mushy-hearted, microscopically-balled carcasses into. You may not have our spoons, and you may not have out Grand Final heartbreaks, but we are not anaphylactically allergic to finals football, we don't have asthma attacks at the mere mention of finals, we don't start talking in a hoarse, Seth Efrican accent when finals season rolls around.

We are the Demons.

And we have a finals winning rate above 0%

 

[boncer34]

Its official. Logger is a campaigner

 

[Deddy]

Can we not talk about Pokemon, a few of my mates are 'Youngster ____' on facebook now too, can't get away from it. I've gone my whole life without playing it and I'm not cracking now thanks Eth and everyone else involved.

Also while I'm talking to you Eth, I think you lost your edge on the field when you dropped the 38 from your name.

 

[Eth]

Can we not talk about Pokemon, a few of my mates are 'Youngster ____' on facebook now too, can't get away from it. I've gone my whole life without playing it and I'm not cracking now thanks Eth and everyone else involved.

Also while I'm talking to you Eth, I think you lost your edge on the field when you dropped the 38 from your name.

Hey, I dropped that early Season 14 and went on to win a Mobbs.

Though if I do, can you bring the 19 back? I always enjoy being twice as good.

 

[Deddy]

Hey, I dropped that early Season 14 and went on to win a Mobbs.

Though if I do, can you bring the 19 back? I always enjoy being twice as good.

Ah, I thought you had the 38 when you won it, my bad pal.

Yeah sure, everyone needs a little self esteem boost.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Yes yes yes. Southern Dragons never won a final.

Dragons FFC have also never lost one. Danoz hasn't lost one. The Filth Wizard hasn't lost one. B Tron hasn't lost one. Jenny, Sloany... some of us only came here to win.

You guys use that as your form of banter, I'll remember that I didn't even have a good game the two times this season already we made you look like the Disney Princess reserves, Demons.

I'm personally going to ensure we humiliate you as we book another week off.

And then I'll hope with all hope you survive long enough for us to do it again.

 

[The Half Back]

there's always time for a first

 

[GarnerSmash]

Yep. First finals win. Nothing surer.

 

[chefmeister]

Wow, Logger seems to have had his jimmies very much rustled by some historic Dragons teams. What happened mate, did Ljp86 knock your application for our acceptance on the head or something?