Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 12 - Gold City Royals vs Fighting Furies at The Golden Throne

[Sterge]

I pulled an adductor laughing, so we are indeed finding it hard to field a team

Footypie32 has a nasty injury as well, not going well for the Royals this week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-penis-trying-exotic-sexual-position.html

 

[_Cayz_]

Footypie32 has a nasty injury as well, not going well for the Royals this week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-penis-trying-exotic-sexual-position.html

Just what kind of sexual position the man had been attempting when he heard the loud crack has not been revealed.

Much disappoint.

 

[ClarkeM]

Leading goal kicker? I could win that as well if I refused to play anywhere but FF and hung around for 50 seasons too.

I've only made 3 All-SFA teams and have one of the highest disposal averages of all time. Also came 2nd in the EKA.

Your bio also says you brought ClarkeM to the Sweet FA...

That should be a life ban right there you flogasaurus.

He did his best to get rid of me very quickly though, give him his dues.

 

[Shadow Man]

I'm Ace at playing imaginary footy..

you're fargin ace, fullstop!

 

[Shadow Man]

Footypie32 has a nasty injury as well, not going well for the Royals this week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-penis-trying-exotic-sexual-position.html

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Footypie32 has a nasty injury as well, not going well for the Royals this week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-penis-trying-exotic-sexual-position.html

reminds me of the fat bloke who put his mrs through the wall while having sex. instead of going to the hospital they finished up lol

 

[Sterge]

reminds me of the fat bloke who put his mrs through the wall while having sex. instead of going to the hospital they finished up lol

I remember that story, was your missus ok after that Blacky?

 

[Helen Wheels]

Footypie32 has a nasty injury as well, not going well for the Royals this week

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...king-penis-trying-exotic-sexual-position.html

Dr Dung? No, really? LOL. Kinda detracts from the cred (apart from being a Daily Mail story as well).

Surprised that he didn't study scatology or proctology.

Must be a shit doctor, for sure.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

IT'S REAL GODDAMMIT!

I'm still sore from Sunday.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

reminds me of the fat bloke who put his mrs through the wall while having sex. instead of going to the hospital they finished up lol

That's called professionalism.

 

[Blacky]

I remember that story, was your missus ok after that Blacky?

Yes but unfortunately the wall needed therapy

 

[Gentlemen]

Inb4lolwhatashitteamcomments.

what a shit team

 

[Helen Wheels]

Yes but unfortunately the wall needed therapy

Sounds to me like just another prick in the wall. (Will go quiet now)

 

[akkaps]

So....

 

[Paddles_]

So....

No

 

[akkaps]

No

ok

 

[tgrs]

No

Oh...never mind then

 

[fumbler]

So....

I'd do that chick in your avatar even if you were watching.

 

[akkaps]

I'd do that chick in your avatar even if you were watching.

So would the majority of Indians.

 

[fumbler]

So would the majority of Indians.

Which ones?

I like the Mohicans.

 

[akkaps]

Which ones?

I like the Mohicans.

Me Indian, not 'Come to our casino' Indian.

 

[fumbler]

Me Indian, not 'Come to our casino' Indian.

What!
Not the same, same?

She sexy as still.

 

[akkaps]

What!
Not the same, same?

She sexy as still.

I'm 'Thank you, come again' Indian.

She's really expensive
That's not what it sounds like. I meant movies...not pr0n movies.
By the way, she will play Vin Diesel's girlfriend in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage next year.

 

[fumbler]

I'm 'Thank you, come again' Indian.

She's really expensive
That's not what it sounds like. I meant movies...not pr0n movies.
By the way, she will play Vin Diesel's girlfriend in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage next year.

Is it a Zombie Movie?

I remember in the Ice Cube one they said he was dead.

 

[akkaps]

Is it a Zombie Movie?

I remember in the Ice Cube one they said he was dead.

From what little I've read about the movie, apparently he is not dead. Just in a long-term exile kinda situation

It's a another cash grab by Vin Diesel. Didn't want to be in the second film, and now back for the third 12 years later.