Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at Punt Road (MOTR)

[Quivorir]

Hahahaha. **** off. I engaged and communicated with the LG all season, and until you realised you couldn't just sit there picking your nose and be handed the captaincy, you didn't give a shit. Then when I passed you over for Quiv you chucked your toys out of the cot. How'd that work out for you?

Your notes? You are a ******* dumb shit. A match report is not an official team sheet, how many times do I have to ram that down your throat? Names don't have to be precise in a ******* write up of the match.

Half the team left after S20 because they couldn't stand you or your posting you idiot.

Nice melt.

 

[Helen Wheels]

devoted his life to the pursuit of wild Pussy

The old perve should have noticed the similarity between Swamprats and beavers.

 

[akkaps]

Look Excell is a somewhat confusing beast, but I refuse to believe people left the Sweet FA because of it...

I never said they left the SFA.

Hahahaha. **** off. I engaged and communicated with the LG all season, and until you realised you couldn't just sit there picking your nose and be handed the captaincy, you didn't give a shit. Then when I passed you over for Quiv you chucked your toys out of the cot. How'd that work out for you?

Your notes? You are a ******* dumb shit. A match report is not an official team sheet, how many times do I have to ram that down your throat? Names don't have to be precise in a ******* write up of the match.

Half the team left after S20 because they couldn't stand you or your posting you idiot.

You never even discussed the leadership with us until you had picked Quiv as captain. How was I meant to know what was happening behind the scenes?

If you're getting both wrong, team sheets and match reports, there would have to be a connection.

Then why did ABH spend a few season trying to sign me to the Gumbies, when he was captain?

 

[SM]

I never said they left the SFA.

You never even discussed the leadership with us until you had picked Quiv as captain. How was I meant to know what was happening behind the scenes?

If you're getting both wrong, team sheets and match reports, there would have to be a connection.

Then why did ABH spend a few season trying to sign me to the Gumbies, when he was captain?

Exactly. Because you guys stopped giving a shit in the LG, so I stopped giving a shit about you.

Well, no, there was no connection considering Hatchy did a number of the teamsheets as well...

Because ABH was the only one who rated you. When he signed you everyone bailed as quickly as they could.

 

[Helen Wheels]

I'm sure the standard jokes have been rolled out already?

Worse. The Swampies tell dad jokes.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Worse. The Swampies tell dad jokes.

There was a kidnapping at the school.


But it's okay, he soon woke up.

 

[Millky95]

No one melts as good as a Swamprat

 

[Gray Day]

I like Asian girls.

 

[spookism]

No one melts as good as a Swamprat

If melts gave you bonus points we'd never not make the finals...

 

[Far Kern]

The old perve should have noticed the similarity between Swamprats and beavers.

I see your point. BRB.

 

[Sterge]

No one melts as good as a Swamprat

SM isn't even a real swampie and he's doing a great job

 

[Millky95]

I like Asian girls.

Asian Queens?

 

[Power Raid]

It's a new subspecies of entirely spot-free leopard. Here's one that was photographed recently by Sir David Attenborough:

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Nicknamed the Yellow Pussy, it's known for hiding in the bushes and only striking when it thinks that it has the advantage, for abandoning its young, and for commencing its hunts facing into the wind.

hu ha hu ha......you said "yellow pussy"

 

[Millky95]

SM isn't even a real swampie and he's doing a great job

He is well on his way to really becoming on of us

I am proud SM

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Asian Queens?

Less royalty thanks.

 

[spookism]

SM isn't even a real swampie and he's doing a great job

He is now.
Initiation was passed with flying colours...

 

[Willo_]

No one melts as good as a Swamprat

Apart from DemonJim

 

[Gray Day]

Asian Queens?

I don't think that combination works.

I like Asian girls and Lizzie for differing reasons

 

[Millky95]

Apart from DemonJim

He probably has Swamprat parents

 

[spookism]

Apart from DemonJim

Not sure that's a bridge even we want to cross.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Worse. The Swampies tell dad jokes.

I've got a good Dad joke.

A man and his five year old son are walking in to the woods. The deeper they get the darker it gets. The boy grabs his father's hand tightly. "Wow Dad, this is so scary".

The father shivers. "You're telling me son. I have to walk out of here by myself".

 

[Michaels]

My werewolf buddy!

How come you haven't played the last few? I've missed you!

 

[Sterge]

Apart from DemonJim

Highlight of today so far is Jum using his amazing detective powers to work out that Blacky is part of the voting for the media award

 

[Millky95]

How come you haven't played the last few? I've missed you!

Uni is eating up all my time. I should be free after September. Then more Pokemon battle games too hopefully

 

[Gray Day]

Ah! I like The Furies!