Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at Punt Road (MOTR)

[Far Kern]

I tried my hardest. Not my fault the committee is a toothless tiger

The Demons game was funnier, the ball was in the air for three seconds from the FF zone before the siren went. Had to have travelled at least 70 metres or so by then.

And then I got Oddhawk to call for a re-sim.

 

[Far Kern]

Riewoldt 21 marks, 9 goals. Go Saints, need a couple more to be sure.

 

[Sterge]

Why are brisbane still trying

 

[Far Kern]

Why are brisbane still trying

Leppa doesn't want to finish last? Taking one for the team...

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Why are brisbane still trying

Some sort of pride in the jumper thing?

 

[Far Kern]

Some sort of pride in the jumper thing?

That they wait until the last quarter of the season to show.

 

[Gentlemen]

Some sort of pride in the jumper thing?

Doesn't computer, I can't remember seeing that in practice.

 

[Sterge]

Some sort of pride in the jumper thing?

Whats that? I support richmond.......

 

[Far Kern]

So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your ****.

 

[Far Kern]

Whats that? I support richmond.......

YELLOW AND ah **** it...

 

[tgrs]

Hawthorn literally aging like a bad wine in front of our eyes

 

[Far Kern]

Whats that? I support richmond.......

You can take consolation in the fact that you have the best song. Just make sure you're there at least ten minutes before the game starts.

 

[Far Kern]

Hawthorn literally aging like a bad wine in front of our eyes

I've wondered in the last few games if they've gone into a really heavy training load before tapering off for the finals, or if they've gone over the cliff. The extra week off will help them I think.

 

[Millky95]

Hawthorn literally aging like a bad wine in front of our eyes

Good **** them

 

[Far Kern]

You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[Far Kern]

I wanted to take the opportunity of my 3000th post to say that you're all a pack of campaigners.

Nah, you're adequate I guess.

 

[Ant Bear]

Hawthorn don't fail us now! Everyone else has done their bit...

 

[SM]

I wanted to take the opportunity of my 3000th post to say that you're all a pack of campaigners.

Nah, you're adequate I guess.

Amateur.

 

[Far Kern]

Amateur.

Holy crap. No wonder your mum's nagging you all the time.

 

[Ant Bear]

miggs dry off those posting fingers.

He's the boy with his finger in the dyke, holding back the inevitable flood.

 

[Far Kern]

Hawthorn don't fail us now! Everyone else has done their bit...

And one after the siren... hits the post.

 

[Ant Bear]

I blame the campaigners miggs and Ant Bear, show a little then vanish off into the sunset, absolute teases.

Dude, I'm already part of history.
Unfazed.

 

[Far Kern]

He's the boy with his finger in the dyke, holding back the inevitable flood.

I thought he said her husband was nearby?

 

[Far Kern]

Dude, I'm already part of history.
Unfazed.

There's no I in team Ant Bear, or teams in this case.

 

[Ant Bear]

I thought he said her husband was nearby?

Oh, you found my hidden double-entrende.