Official Match Thread Season 22 Round 5: Fighting Furies vs Sin City Swamprats at Punt Road (MOTR)

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I bet they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial
Just that the (bleep)ing words are awfully strong
You can't say (bleep) on the radio
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)
We could always start on Kevin Bloody Wilson

Hey Santa Claus ya c**t
Where's me f****n bike
I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nuffin that I like
I wrote ya a f*****g letter and i come to see ya twice
Ya worn out geriatric fart, ya forgot me f*****g bike
 

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Do you fingerblast on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your husband
Or would you show 'im to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it
They arrived fom Punt Road, in a clapped out old FJ
which farted and just shit itself on Alberton Parade
Right next door to Swampies.
When the dust cleared a voice was heard "Hey, dis place look alright. We'll tell the government its a sacred site"
 
They arrived fom Punt Road, in a clapped out old FJ
which farted and just shit itself on Alberton Parade
Right next door to Swampies.
When the dust cleared a voice was heard "Hey, dis place look alright. We'll tell the government its a sacred site"
Livin' next door to Kochie.
 
They arrived fom Punt Road, in a clapped out old FJ
which farted and just shit itself on Alberton Parade
Right next door to Swampies.
When the dust cleared a voice was heard "Hey, dis place look alright. We'll tell the government its a sacred site"
I've seen him live with a great pack of incredibly rough people and it was ****ing awesome. His daughter is filthy.
 
Qooty Commentary File - QOOTY (Quick Footy) Version 10.5
Qooty Website - http://qooty.footypedia.com


Match commencing shortly ... FUR v SCS

Rich (BB code):
                       SCS
footy_fumbler               flaps                    Coxy_
Power Raid                  Gray Day                 I Dont Care

tigland                     This Is Anfield          sausageroll
Millky95                    SM                       sportsmaniac89

Michaels                    tgrs                     Helen Wheels
Quadzilla                   spookism                 Far Kern

Grockadoc                   RodneyDangerfield        joelsyt
ChristopH                   Noobz0r                  miggs

Nuffers                     Tarkyn_24                Equus
Stephen cRowe               Sublime                  NSWCROW
                            FUR

FUR Foll : Shadow Man, Sterge, akkaps
SCS Foll : Butler, Ant Bear, Cloud_

FUR INT : _Cayz_, Gentlemen
SCS INT : Macca19, wharfie_1870

PLAYERS TO WATCH :
Fighting Furies: <none>
Sin City Swamprats: <none>

Round 05, Conditions for this match - RAINY
 
1 : .03 {C} - Shadow Man times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : .1 {lW} - Helen Wheels looks downfield.
1 : .18 {C} - Handballs over the top to tgrs.
1 : .22 {rHFF} - That kick makes it hard for Grockadoc.
1 : .28 {rHFF} - Too long for Grockadoc and ChristopH marks.
1 : .32 {rHBF} - miggs has a paddock.
1 : .34 - <<< Gentlemen is coming on to replace Coxy_ >>>
1 : .45 {rHBF} - miggs with all the time in the world.
1 : .53 {rHBF} - No-look handpass to Ant Bear.
1 : .59 {rHBF} - A lookaway handpass to miggs.
1 : 1.01 {rHBF} - Quick hands to Cloud_ under pressure.
1 : 1.07 {rBP} - A wild handball - but luckily Butler was well placed to clean up.
1 : 1.09 {CHB} - He rewards the Noobz0r lead.
1 : 1.17 {CHB} - Noobz0r uses RodneyDangerfield as a stepladder. Great mark.
1 : 1.19 {CHB} - Noobz0r looking for a lead.
1 : 1.28 {lHBF} - Sees ChristopH out of the corner of his eye.
1 : 1.3 {lHBF} - ChristopH slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Grockadoc.
1 : 1.36 {rHFF} - Grockadoc slowing down the play.
1 : 1.4 {rHFF} - Grockadoc has run too far.
1 : 1.46 {rHBF} - miggs takes off.
1 : 1.51 {CHB} - Draws a man and then with hands to Noobz0r.
1 : 1.57 {CHB} - Cloud_ receives his handpass.
1 : 1.59 {rW} - He spots an option and kicks to Far Kern.
1 : 2.05 {rW} - Far Kern is caught under pressure and knocks the ball forward.
1 : 2.11 {lW} - Helen Wheels looking for a lead.
1 : 2.15 {lW} - Helen Wheels ran into Far Kern and came off second-best.
1 : 2.19 {rW} - Far Kern has a paddock.
1 : 2.25 {CHF} - A spearing pass towards SM.
1 : 2.3 {CHF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of This Is Anfield.
1 : 2.35 {CHB} - This Is Anfield through heavy traffic.
1 : 2.4 {CHB} - Round the neck decision - free kick to SM.
1 : 2.44 {lHFF} - So Millky95 ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 2.5 {rFP} - A measured kick to I Dont Care.
1 : 2.54 {rFP} - I Dont Care slips at the crucial moment and its marked by Gentlemen.
1 : 3.01 {rBP} - footy_fumbler signals for his teammates to present.
1 : 3.07 {rBP} - Fires out the handpass to Shadow Man.
1 : 3.11 {rBP} - Cloud_ might be in trouble with the tribunal after that tackle on Shadow Man. Play on is the call.
1 : 3.15 {rFP} - I Dont Care sizes the options in front of him.
1 : 3.19 {rFP} - Chance for a goal here for I Dont Care.
1 : 3.25 {rFP} - It's a goal.
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
Sin City Swamprats : 1.0.6

1 : 3.3 {C} - Shadow Man times his jump well and wins the tap.
1 : 4.33 {rW} - akkaps sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
1 : 4.35 {rW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 4.37 {C} - Quick hands to tgrs under pressure.
1 : 4.4 {C} - That slews off the side of his boot and out on the full.
1 : 4.4 {C} - spookism looks downfield.
1 : 4.41 {C} - That's gonna go mighty close!.
1 : 4.43 {C} - All clear from the umpire. Its a goal.
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
Sin City Swamprats : 2.0.12

1 : 4.46 {C} - Butler taps it down.
1 : 4.48 {rW} - Taking the ball is Cloud_.
1 : 4.5 {CHF} - That's a real finger-breaker in the direction of SM.
1 : 4.52 {CHF} - Great grab by SM.
1 : 4.54 {CHF} - SM wants to get on with proceedings.
1 : 4.56 {CHF} - SM bounces the ball.
1 : 4.56 {CHF} - Monster shot at goal from SM.
1 : 4.58 {CHF} - This should be a goal ... but it isn't.
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
Sin City Swamprats : 2.1.13

1 : 5.04 {FB} - flaps takes off.
1 : 5.09 {FB} - Gray Day is going to get a free.
1 : 5.15 {rFP} - I Dont Care has it.
1 : 5.19 {rFP} - I Dont Care takes a bounce and nearly fumbles it.
1 : 5.23 {rFP} - I Dont Care trying to put his stamp on the game.
1 : 5.29 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to I Dont Care.
Fighting Furies : 0.0.0
Sin City Swamprats : 3.1.19

1 : 5.33 {C} - akkaps had that ruck contest all to themself.
1 : 5.43 {lW} - Not enough pressure on Quadzilla.
1 : 5.49 {rHFF} - A worm burner to sportsmaniac89.
1 : 5.54 {rHFF} - sausageroll drops an absolute sitter.
1 : 5.58 {rHFF} - sportsmaniac89 breaks a tackle and is off.
1 : 6.04 {lHFF} - He tries to find Millky95 with a chip pass.
1 : 6.08 {lHFF} - But tigland is better positioned and marks safely.
1 : 6.15 {CHB} - This Is Anfield has a paddock.
1 : 6.18 {C} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
1 : 6.22 {C} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.28 {lW} - He tries to find Helen Wheels with a chip pass.
1 : 6.33 {lW} - Taking the mark is Helen Wheels who's form looks good today.
1 : 6.39 {lW} - Nobody's checking Helen Wheels.
1 : 6.43 {lW} - Helen Wheels has time to take a bounce.
1 : 6.49 {CHF} - He sends the ball to RodneyDangerfield.
1 : 6.54 {CHF} - RodneyDangerfield!!! Noobz0r is going to be feeling that one for a while.
1 : 6.58 {CHF} - Nobody's checking RodneyDangerfield.
1 : 7.04 {CHF} - That's a massive kick from RodneyDangerfield.
1 : 7.08 {CHF} - RodneyDangerfield kicks it lace out to a lovely lady sitting behind the goals.
Fighting Furies : 1.0.6
Sin City Swamprats : 3.1.19

1 : 7.14 {C} - Big tap from Shadow Man.
1 : 7.22 {C} - spookism is now off and running.
1 : 7.28 {C} - An underground handpass to Ant Bear.
1 : 7.33 {lW} - Gets a handpass away to Quadzilla.
1 : 7.39 {C} - An underground handpass to spookism.
1 : 7.43 {C} - Quick hands to Ant Bear under pressure.
1 : 7.47 {rW} - Handpass over the shoulder to Far Kern.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - Far Kern has a bounce.
1 : 7.57 {rW} - Far Kern just boots it forward towards the boundary. The umpire pings him for deliberate.
1 : 8.03 {lW} - With the ball is Helen Wheels.
1 : 8.07 {rW} - He kicks across the ground towards Michaels.
1 : 8.14 {rW} - Michaels and Quadzilla both holding each other. No mark.
1 : 8.18 {lW} - Quadzilla to send the ball forward.
1 : 8.22 {CHF} - A flat punt.
1 : 8.28 {CHF} - Big mark by This Is Anfield!.
1 : 8.32 {CHB} - Now This Is Anfield has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 8.38 {lW} - A measured kick in the direction of Helen Wheels.
1 : 8.43 {lW} - Helen Wheels outbodies Far Kern and takes a brilliant mark.
1 : 8.47 {lW} - Helen Wheels has possession.
1 : 8.53 {lW} - Helen Wheels dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
1 : 8.57 {lHFF} - Quick hands to Shadow Man.
1 : 9.03 {FF} - He spots an option and kicks to Tarkyn_24.
1 : 9.07 {FF} - No-one can take the mark.
1 : 9.11 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 weaves through the congestion.
1 : 9.18 {FF} - He has a shot from nowhere.
1 : 9.22 {FF} - And he doesn't disappoint us.
Fighting Furies : 2.0.12
Sin City Swamprats : 3.1.19

1 : 9.28 {C} - Cloud_ is outbodied in the ruck contest.
1 : 9.38 {C} - tgrs with a little space.
1 : 9.42 - <<< wharfie_1870 is coming on to replace Quadzilla >>>
1 : 9.53 {C} - tgrs takes off.
1 : 9.56 {rHFF} - A kick towards Grockadoc territory.
1 : 10.03 {rHFF} - Horrific choice of kick and ChristopH will mark unopposed.
1 : 10.07 {CHB} - Noobz0r assessing what lies ahead of him.
1 : 10.13 {CHB} - RodneyDangerfield applies the tackle.
1 : 10.18 {CHF} - RodneyDangerfield looks downfield.
1 : 10.22 {CHF} - Almost a throw to akkaps.
1 : 10.28 {FF} - He kicks towards Tarkyn_24 and Sublime.
1 : 10.32 {FF} - Sublime will take this. No - he's dropped it.
1 : 10.38 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 with a little space.
1 : 10.42 {FF} - Tarkyn_24 about twenty-five out.
1 : 10.46 {FF} - Just a minor score to Tarkyn_24.
Fighting Furies : 2.1.13
Sin City Swamprats : 3.1.19

1 : 10.56 {FB} - Sublime to send the ball forward.
1 : 11.03 {lHBF} - A short kick to ChristopH.
1 : 11.07 {lHBF} - Spoilt by Grockadoc.
1 : 11.13 {rHFF} - Grockadoc with the ball now.
1 : 11.17 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards RodneyDangerfield.
1 : 11.21 {CHF} - Poor effort from RodneyDangerfield and Noobz0r takes the mark.
1 : 11.27 {lHBF} - Now ChristopH has the ball. What can he do with it?.
1 : 11.31 {CHB} - A long looping handpass to Noobz0r.
1 : 11.38 {rW} - Boots the ball toward Far Kern.
1 : 11.41 {rW} - Helen Wheels is third man up and takes it easily.
1 : 11.46 {lW} - So Helen Wheels ... with a moment to digest his options.
1 : 11.52 {lW} - He has time to take a bounce.
1 : 11.56 {lW} - Handpass over the shoulder to akkaps.
1 : 12.03 {CHF} - He tries to find RodneyDangerfield with a chip pass.
1 : 12.07 {CHF} - Noobz0r intercepts the kick and marks.
1 : 12.1 {CHB} - With the ball is Noobz0r.
1 : 12.17 {lW} - His kick is hurried.
1 : 12.21 {lW} - But chipping in front is Michaels.
1 : 12.27 {rW} - Michaels to send the ball forward.
1 : 12.31 {rW} - Gets a handpass away to akkaps.
1 : 12.37 {lW} - A short kick to Helen Wheels.
1 : 12.41 {lW} - He can't hold it.
1 : 12.46 {rW} - Far Kern with the ball now.
1 : 12.52 {rW} - Far Kern's kick is close to the boundary. In fact its over the boundary.
1 : 12.56 {lW} - Helen Wheels looks downfield.
1 : 13.02 {lW} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
1 : 13.06 {C} - Huge handpass to tgrs. As good as a kick.
1 : 13.1 {rHFF} - A long looping handpass to Grockadoc.
1 : 13.16 {rHFF} - This will bring the house down if it goes through.
1 : 13.21 {rHFF} - It could be a goal. It is a goal.
Fighting Furies : 3.1.19
Sin City Swamprats : 3.1.19
 

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