Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 7: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island (MOTR)

[TheCoach16]

My god..she's beautiful.

If You think she's beautiful, you should see the girl she ate...

 

[Pugsley]

If You think she's beautiful, you should see the girl she ate...

We all have snacks.

 

[KohPhi]

Thats what I told her. Now she can't move from my couch. May need to excavate my entire house.

Bugger.. it would be easier in Baghdad, just push her through a bombed out wall!

 

[Blaze Storm]

If You think she's beautiful, you should see the girl she ate...

If it's true that you are what you eat, she looks like she's 10 reasonably attractive women.

 

[Pugsley]

Bugger.. it would be easier in Baghdad, just push her through a bombed out wall!

That would have cost me an oil empire.

 

[KohPhi]

If You think she's beautiful, you should see the girl she ate...

FatLesoPorn.. now we are talking.. I'm tipping it looked like she was eating a pulled apart toasted camembert foccacia.

 

[TheCoach16]

If it's true that you are what you eat, she looks like she's 10 reasonably attractive women.

Strange. I don't remember ever eating a crabby grumpy old man...

 

[Pugsley]

If it's true that you are what you eat, she looks like she's 10 reasonably attractive women.

If they taste like Corn Flakes in syrup then.....bugger the Corn Flakes 10 women I'm all for it.

 

[Pugsley]

Strange. I don't remember ever eating a crabby grumpy old man...

Either had Adele but she went rolling in the deep.

 

[TheCoach16]

FatLesoPorn.. now we are talking.. I'm tipping it looked like she was eating a pulled apart toasted camembert foccacia.

Even though, in context, that reference is grossly disgusting and conjures some very unsavoury images...

I'm ****en hungry now!

 

[Blaze Storm]

Strange. I don't remember ever eating a crabby grumpy old man...

I definitely ate an arseh*le

 

[Pugsley]

Even though, in context, that reference is grossly disgusting and conjures some very unsavoury images...

I'm ****en hungry now!

Whats better than eating Amanda in ?



Eating Amanda out.

A win-win for all parties.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Enough rolls to supply 10 bakeries.

 

[Pugsley]

Enough rolls to supply 10 bakeries.

I'll take it with jalapenos. Add some spice to the relationship.

 

[Hate]

Time for a trip down memory lane...

Here are your Round 7 fun facts:
​

• Three times the Dragons FFC have gone on a 5 or more game winning streak against the Baghdad Bombers. (5,5,6)
• Of the last 24 matches, the Baghdad Bombers have only won 5 games.
• The average winning margin between both clubs at Dragon Island is 34 points.
• The Dragons FFC hold a record of 10-7 in games contested at Dragon Island.
• 91 points is the biggest winning margin at Dragon Island when the Dragons FFC 25.7 (157) def. Baghdad Bombers 10.6 (66) in S12, R10.
• On 16 occasions from the 34 games, the Dragons FFC have kicked 100 or more points.
• Of those 16 matches, the Dragons are undefeated against the Baghdad Bombers when they kick 100 or more points.
• Baghdad Bombers have kicked 100 or more points on only 11 occasions.
• Of those 11 matches, they have only won 5 matches.
• 4 games have been decided by a goal or less.
• In Season 20, Round 8 the margin of 1 point is the closest the clubs have come to playing out a draw.
• Season 21 is the only season where the Dragons FFC have only played the Baghdad Bombers once in a season.
• Playing in Round 7, the Dragons FFC hold a record of 2-1 against the Baghdad Bombers.
• The first game played between the two clubs was all the way back in Season 8, Round 6 - Dragons FFC 13.11 (89) wdb. Badghad Bombers 19.18 (132).
• Ljp86 (34), iDon (34) & loopy_cam (32) make up the top 3 for games played between the Dragons FFC and Baghdad Bombers.
• 22 players have played for both teams in games played between the clubs.
• Pie 4 Life has kicked 45 goals, 18 behinds, leading iBeng who has kicked 30.12
• In Round 14, Season 19 - boncer34 kicked a high of 7 goals. The most in games contested between the teams.
• The top 3 players with the most disposals are: Ljp86 (573), iDon (420), loopy_cam (402)
• 40 is the number of the most disposals in one game. It came in Round 14, Season 19 by chefmeister.
• Shadow Man has the most Hit Outs with 125.
• Of current players, Hate leads with 92 Hit Outs with an average of 13 across 7 games.
• With 7 or more games played, Hate holds an average of 20 disposals from 7 games. cammo6556 has an average of 18 from 7 games.
• In Round 18 of Season 11, Cheetah had 30 disposals and 6 goals playing for the Dragons FFC - 152 DT points, the highest of all.
• 5 players have taken a high of 11 marks. WFL is the only player to do that who is playing this week.
• A high of 14 tackles came in Round 3 of Season 12 by Deanosaur, playing for the Baghdad Bombers.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Excellent work as usual Hate

 

[Pugsley]

Time for a trip down memory lane...

Here are your Round 7 fun facts:
​

• Three times the Dragons FFC have gone on a 5 or more game winning streak against the Baghdad Bombers. (5,5,6)
• Of the last 24 matches, the Baghdad Bombers have only won 5 games.
• The average winning margin between both clubs at Dragon Island is 34 points.
• The Dragons FFC hold a record of 10-7 in games contested at Dragon Island.
• 91 points is the biggest winning margin at Dragon Island when the Dragons FFC 25.7 (91) def. Baghdad Bombers 10.6 (66) in S12, R10.
• On 16 occasions from the 34 games, the Dragons FFC have kicked 100 or more points.
• Of those 16 matches, the Dragons are undefeated against the Baghdad Bombers when they kick 100 or more points.
• Baghdad Bombers have kicked 100 or more points on only 11 occasions.
• Of those 11 matches, they have only won 5 matches.
• 4 games have been decided by a goal or less.
• In Season 20, Round 8 the margin of 1 point is the closest the clubs have come to playing out a draw.
• Season 21 is the only season where the Dragons FFC have only played the Baghdad Bombers once in a season.
• Playing in Round 7, the Dragons FFC hold a record of 2-1 against the Baghdad Bombers.
• The first game played between the two clubs was all the way back in Season 8, Round 6 - Dragons FFC 13.11 (89) wdb. Badghad Bombers 19.18 (132).
• Ljp86 (34), iDon (34) & loopy_cam (32) make up the top 3 for games played between the Dragons FFC and Baghdad Bombers.
• 22 players have played for both teams in games played between the clubs.
• Pie 4 Life has kicked 45 goals, 18 behinds, leading iBeng who has kicked 30.12
• In Round 14, Season 19 - boncer34 kicked a high of 7 goals. The most in games contested between the teams.
• The top 3 players with the most disposals are: Ljp86 (573), iDon (420), loopy_cam (402)
• 40 is the number of the most disposals in one game. It came in Round 14, Season 19 by chefmeister.
• Shadow Man has the most Hit Outs with 125.
• Of current players, Hate leads with 92 Hit Outs with an average of 13 across 7 games.
• With 7 or more games played, Hate holds an average of 20 disposals from 7 games. cammo6556 has an average of 18 from 7 games.
• In Round 18 of Season 11, Cheetah had 30 disposals and 6 goals playing for the Dragons FFC - 152 DT points, the highest of all.
• 5 players have taken a high of 11 marks. WFL is the only player to do that who is playing this week.
• A high of 14 tackles came in Round 3 of Season 12 by Deanosaur, playing for the Baghdad Bombers.

I'll buy you dinner. Where the night takes us from there......hopefully I don't try to jump in the Yarra from the Westgate.

 

[TheCoach16]

Time for a trip down memory lane...

Here are your Round 7 fun facts:
​

• Three times the Dragons FFC have gone on a 5 or more game winning streak against the Baghdad Bombers. (5,5,6)
• Of the last 24 matches, the Baghdad Bombers have only won 5 games.
• The average winning margin between both clubs at Dragon Island is 34 points.
• The Dragons FFC hold a record of 10-7 in games contested at Dragon Island.
• 91 points is the biggest winning margin at Dragon Island when the Dragons FFC 25.7 (91) def. Baghdad Bombers 10.6 (66) in S12, R10.
• On 16 occasions from the 34 games, the Dragons FFC have kicked 100 or more points.
• Of those 16 matches, the Dragons are undefeated against the Baghdad Bombers when they kick 100 or more points.
• Baghdad Bombers have kicked 100 or more points on only 11 occasions.
• Of those 11 matches, they have only won 5 matches.
• 4 games have been decided by a goal or less.
• In Season 20, Round 8 the margin of 1 point is the closest the clubs have come to playing out a draw.
• Season 21 is the only season where the Dragons FFC have only played the Baghdad Bombers once in a season.
• Playing in Round 7, the Dragons FFC hold a record of 2-1 against the Baghdad Bombers.
• The first game played between the two clubs was all the way back in Season 8, Round 6 - Dragons FFC 13.11 (89) wdb. Badghad Bombers 19.18 (132).
• Ljp86 (34), iDon (34) & loopy_cam (32) make up the top 3 for games played between the Dragons FFC and Baghdad Bombers.
• 22 players have played for both teams in games played between the clubs.
• Pie 4 Life has kicked 45 goals, 18 behinds, leading iBeng who has kicked 30.12
• In Round 14, Season 19 - boncer34 kicked a high of 7 goals. The most in games contested between the teams.
• The top 3 players with the most disposals are: Ljp86 (573), iDon (420), loopy_cam (402)
• 40 is the number of the most disposals in one game. It came in Round 14, Season 19 by chefmeister.
• Shadow Man has the most Hit Outs with 125.
• Of current players, Hate leads with 92 Hit Outs with an average of 13 across 7 games.
• With 7 or more games played, Hate holds an average of 20 disposals from 7 games. cammo6556 has an average of 18 from 7 games.
• In Round 18 of Season 11, Cheetah had 30 disposals and 6 goals playing for the Dragons FFC - 152 DT points, the highest of all.
• 5 players have taken a high of 11 marks. WFL is the only player to do that who is playing this week.
• A high of 14 tackles came in Round 3 of Season 12 by Deanosaur, playing for the Baghdad Bombers.

That does not bode well for us. But You know what they say about stats?


Seriously, I'm asking. I've got nothin'...

 

[KohPhi]

Time for a trip down memory lane...

Here are your Round 7 fun facts:
​

• Three times the Dragons FFC have gone on a 5 or more game winning streak against the Baghdad Bombers. (5,5,6)
• Of the last 24 matches, the Baghdad Bombers have only won 5 games.
• The average winning margin between both clubs at Dragon Island is 34 points.
• The Dragons FFC hold a record of 10-7 in games contested at Dragon Island.
• 91 points is the biggest winning margin at Dragon Island when the Dragons FFC 25.7 (91) def. Baghdad Bombers 10.6 (66) in S12, R10.
• On 16 occasions from the 34 games, the Dragons FFC have kicked 100 or more points.
• Of those 16 matches, the Dragons are undefeated against the Baghdad Bombers when they kick 100 or more points.
• Baghdad Bombers have kicked 100 or more points on only 11 occasions.
• Of those 11 matches, they have only won 5 matches.
• 4 games have been decided by a goal or less.
• In Season 20, Round 8 the margin of 1 point is the closest the clubs have come to playing out a draw.
• Season 21 is the only season where the Dragons FFC have only played the Baghdad Bombers once in a season.
• Playing in Round 7, the Dragons FFC hold a record of 2-1 against the Baghdad Bombers.
• The first game played between the two clubs was all the way back in Season 8, Round 6 - Dragons FFC 13.11 (89) wdb. Badghad Bombers 19.18 (132).
• Ljp86 (34), iDon (34) & loopy_cam (32) make up the top 3 for games played between the Dragons FFC and Baghdad Bombers.
• 22 players have played for both teams in games played between the clubs.
• Pie 4 Life has kicked 45 goals, 18 behinds, leading iBeng who has kicked 30.12
• In Round 14, Season 19 - boncer34 kicked a high of 7 goals. The most in games contested between the teams.
• The top 3 players with the most disposals are: Ljp86 (573), iDon (420), loopy_cam (402)
• 40 is the number of the most disposals in one game. It came in Round 14, Season 19 by chefmeister.
• Shadow Man has the most Hit Outs with 125.
• Of current players, Hate leads with 92 Hit Outs with an average of 13 across 7 games.
• With 7 or more games played, Hate holds an average of 20 disposals from 7 games. cammo6556 has an average of 18 from 7 games.
• In Round 18 of Season 11, Cheetah had 30 disposals and 6 goals playing for the Dragons FFC - 152 DT points, the highest of all.
• 5 players have taken a high of 11 marks. WFL is the only player to do that who is playing this week.
• A high of 14 tackles came in Round 3 of Season 12 by Deanosaur, playing for the Baghdad Bombers.

Just a snippet of why your reign as Admin will be a glorious one.


(Not that it will help you on Sunday when my Cain Ackland inspired ruck work will prevail)

 

[Blaze Storm]

That does not bode well for us. But You know what they say about stats?


Seriously, I'm asking. I've got nothin'...

Is this the extent of your repertoire? The basic bait-and-switch joke?

May as well have RodneyDangerfield in here. You'll get no respect. No respect at all.

 

[Pugsley]

Just a snippet of why your reign as Admin will be a glorious one.


(Not that it will help you on Sunday when my Cain Ackland inspired ruck work will prevail)

You knew he was Cackland to all that adored him.

 

[TheCoach16]

Is this the extent of your repertoire? The basic bait-and-switch joke?

May as well have RodneyDangerfield in here. You'll get no respect. No respect at all.

If I was joking, you'd be laughing. Are you laughing? ...


Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's my A grade material. Unfortunately it's all down hill from here...

 

[Hate]

Just a snippet of why your reign as Admin will be a glorious one.


(Not that it will help you on Sunday when my Cain Ackland inspired ruck work will prevail)

I included my top-notch Ruck stats in there just to demonstrate that I will use you as a mop on Sunday.

 

[KohPhi]

Is this the extent of your repertoire? The basic bait-and-switch joke?

May as well have RodneyDangerfield in here. You'll get no respect. No respect at all.

Hands up who read that line in Rodney Dangerfield's voice!

 

[Blaze Storm]

If I was joking, you'd be laughing. Are you laughing? ...


Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's my A grade material. Unfortunately it's all down hill from here...

That's OK. Downhill is where all the chubby girls are.