Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 7: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island (MOTR)

[Hatchy1992]

Just thinking ahead for when the buzz wears off.

Need to stock up in preparation for our impending victory.

 

[Blaze Storm]

If one is to claim victory, one must also face his defeats.....EJW 2017

You can face your defeats and still lose.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Siblings from some sexual dribbling

You both had the same milkman?

 

[KohPhi]

I've been calling out your name during sex too, but it's mainly to try and get you to stop looking in through the window.

Well you have been mentioned as a potential recruit so it would be remiss of me to not do due diligence.

 

[KohPhi]

He only loses height to go the nut punch.

I will be so dominant he will be punching his own throat in that case.

 

[cammo6556]

You can face your defeats and still lose.

ah nunawading... I almost played there until I realised I could access the bar and not be a player.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Nope. I've heard Hate actually loses height when he jumps so this will be a walk in a bomb catered park for me.

I heard Hate is taller when he lies down...

 

[cammo6556]

Well you have been mentioned as a potential recruit so it would be remiss of me to not do due diligence.

WFL, me, Dennis, iBeng... Recruits dont go TO the bombers....

 

[Blaze Storm]

Well you have been mentioned as a potential recruit so it would be remiss of me to not do due diligence.

Fair enough. The bedroom is where I do my best work.

The bus stop and the dumpster behind woolies are also strong mentions.

 

[burningdwarf]

Bombers your rooms are ready... Two inflatable sheep, one large garden gnome with a pointed red hat, a pair of multigrips & a sandbox full of bleached flour as per your request! enjoy your stay!

Oh, sweet. You're the first team to meet my needs.

 

[cammo6556]

Fair enough. The bedroom is where I do my best work.

The bus stop and the dumpster behind woolies are also strong mentions.

The things you can do with a 289 timetable and half-rotten cabbage.

 

[Blaze Storm]

The things you can do with a 289 timetable and half-rotten cabbage.

Best two minutes of my life. And that includes the time it took to eat the cabbage!

 

[cammo6556]

Best two minutes of my life. And that includes the time it took to eat the cabbage!

Some kind of kinky chicken chow mein you were cooking up back there.

 

[Blaze Storm]

Some kind of kinky chicken chow mein you were cooking up back there.

Two girls, one cabbage

 

[cammo6556]

Two girls, one cabbage

Finally, adult videos for the cruciferous vegetable enthusiast

 

[KohPhi]

Best two minutes of my life. And that includes the time it took to eat the cabbage!

 

[Blaze Storm]

Two girls, one cabbage

On that topic, I think it's probably not safe to embed, but if anyone hasn't seen the Amy Schumer 2 girls 1 cup casting skit, I highly recommend it.

 

[cammo6556]

On that topic, I think it's probably not safe to embed, but if anyone hasn't seen the Amy Schumer 2 girls 1 cup casting skit, I highly recommend it.

No. I'll have a look when Im home. Probably not safe for work, right?

 

[Blaze Storm]

No. I'll have a look when Im home. Probably not safe for work, right?

No graphic images but they say the word "shit" about 100 times in quick succession while basically describing the video. so, yeah. Probably NSFW unless you have headphones in.

 

[Blaze Storm]

A lot of cartoon characters in this thread so far...

 

[KohPhi]

WFL, me, Dennis, iBeng... Recruits dont go TO the bombers....

True.. but things are on the up here mate. We have a new cleaner..

We have also have a new pet friendly policy. I bring my cat in every Thursday..



And Friday family movie night has been a hit!

 

[cammo6556]

True.. but things are on the up here mate. We have a new cleaner..
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We have also have a new pet friendly policy. I bring my cat in every Thursday..

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And Friday family movie night has been a hit!

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It appears our first lady has inspired a few other teams to do a recruiting drive.

 

[arrowman]

I found it and fed them to the 15 rookies at the pre season welcome dinner. It's why there are only 6 left!

I found the results to be very effective at blasting the latest batch of camel fleas out of my anoos.

 

[Blaze Storm]

True.. but things are on the up here mate. We have a new cleaner..
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We have also have a new pet friendly policy. I bring my cat in every Thursday..

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And Friday family movie night has been a hit!

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Careful, don't let the Hawks see that or you'll get a citation!

 

[arrowman]

OK, I've hidden the camels and goats and they should be safe from the lustful marinations of the visiting horde...

Hello Bombers!

I have found that the right marinade can greatly improve a roast loin of camel.

However I'm a little concerned about the idea of 'lustful marination'. Something out of Kho Phi's cookbook perhaps?