Official Match Thread Season 23, Round 7: Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island (MOTR)

[A Swallow]

Hey man, Im surprised you pulled up ready to play after your work accident last week!

This is scarily accurate.

 

[HaroLad]

I don't even think about dennis crumpet anymore.

 

[arrowman]

I don't even think about dennis crumpet anymore.

That's a pity. I think about crumpet a lot.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I don't even think about dennis crumpet anymore.

I love a nice, hot golden crumpet on a winter's morning.

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I love a nice, hot golden crumpet on a winter's morning.

I prefer a nice, hot golden shower personally.



Edit. Relaxing, not golden. Bloody auto correct.

 

[VSTone]

That's what we need to get the punters through the gates, a good old-fashioned gladiatorial rivalry!

I know several thousand Baghdadians are boarding planes as we speak (thank you, sfatravel.com) and I hope the people of Dragon Island will turn out on force.

You do have people, don't you?

this was the after party reception for our first pre-season game

 

[Wise Guy Sam]

I prefer a nice, hot golden shower personally.



Edit. Relaxing, not golden. Bloody auto correct.

Great. Now the locker room showers will be a no go zone for me for a couple of weeks.

 

[arrowman]

Great. Now the locker room showers will be a no go zone for me for a couple of weeks.

All the showers in the Bombers' training facility are golden. The taps, the shower heads - even the plug holes (except when ctacp has been using them, then you can't see the plug hole).

Go on someone - make a 'plug hole' joke. You know you want to.

 

[KohPhi]

I don't even think about dennis crumpet anymore.

That's a pity. I think about crumpet a lot.

I love a nice, hot golden crumpet on a winter's morning.

I miss the old days. I used to love waking up in the morning and chowing down on WFL and crumpet.. And I reckon they both loved a nice hot shot of KohPhi.

 

[arrowman]

So, I googled for 'hot crumpet' images and all I got was - actual crumpets.

And James May.

What is the internet coming to?

 

[cammo6556]

Oh, my system has adjusted quite nicely these last few weeks in Baggers. It was a Dragon suggesting the lustful stuff, that bothers me.

Thats simply an outsiders perception of your typical Baghdadian hijinkery... from someone who's seen the seedy underbelly of bombers/bandits life and all the sadistic sexual malpractice that occurs...


Just wear steel underdirps... that's all I'm saying

 

[cammo6556]

Got to shit on my most hated team in the Warriors last week, get to shit on my second most hated team this week. I love the Sweet FA.

I know the SFA condones pretty much anything but faecal play holds a real attraction for you doesn't it?

 

[cammo6556]

Great. Now the locker room showers will be a no go zone for me for a couple of weeks.

Relax. Just wear thongs

 

[Blaze Storm]

I prefer a nice, hot golden shower personally.



Edit. Relaxing, not golden. Bloody auto correct.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

All the showers in the Bombers' training facility are golden. The taps, the shower heads - even the plug holes (except when ctacp has been using them, then you can't see the plug hole).

Go on someone - make a 'plug hole' joke. You know you want to.

That's all well and good but the Dragons entire training facility is made out of rhodium, even our dicks are made out of the stuff so we know ours are more precious.

 

[beez]

I know the SFA condones pretty much anything but faecal play holds a real attraction for you doesn't it?

We have scat mats around the Prison gates. We don't like to let infidels in.

 

[VSTone]

I miss the old days. I used to love waking up in the morning and chowing down on WFL and crumpet.. And I reckon they both loved a nice hot shot of KohPhi.

 

[cammo6556]

We have scat mats around the Prison gates. We don't like to let infidels in.

That's not what you said last night, honey

 

[A Swallow]

I love a nice, hot golden crumpet on a winter's morning.

Butter and Vegemite? Honey?

 

[arrowman]

Thats simply an outsiders perception of your typical Baghdadian hijinkery... from someone who's seen the seedy underbelly of bombers/bandits life and all the sadistic sexual malpractice that occurs...


Just wear steel underdirps... that's all I'm saying

It's just a facade. Really, it's all Brady Bunch not on the first date stuff.

We had Margaret Mead fooled too.

 

[arrowman]

Relax. Just wear thongs

Plural? I only wear one thong at a time.

 

[arrowman]

That's all well and good but the Dragons entire training facility is made out of rhodium, even our dicks are made out of the stuff so we know ours are more precious.

Can't decide between Hugh Jackman and Gollum in response.

Neither. Still working out new phone #humblebrag . Will master pics eventually.

 

[arrowman]

Butter and Vegemite? Honey?

Peanut butter. Lashings.

 

[Blaze Storm]

We have scat mats around the Prison gates. We don't like to let infidels in.

It's a bit rude to shit all over the other team. A gentleman would have "cleaned himself out" the night before if he was expecting a good rogering.

 

[arrowman]

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