Official Match Thread Season 24, Round 3 - Dragons FFC vs Baghdad Bombers at Dragon Island

[KohPhi]

The meat on that deli platter looks like some sort of stras and some speck! I don't eat that poor peoples food.
Now SuperRookie, if you are going to serve a deli platter, nothing short of prosciutto, some capagollo and a mild to hot soppressa salami
will do my friend.
Otherwise, very good party spread.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Providing my internet doesn't blow up... this game will be posted in the next sixty to ninety minutes.

hell flipping YE boiiiii

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

PRE-GAME MEAL

This week's theme is party food because it's quick and simple and oh god the bounce is less than an hour away just eat.

Course 1: Cocktail frankfurts

Course 2: Party pies

Course 3: Sausage rolls

Course 4: Popcorn

Course 5: Mini pizza

Course 6: Chips

Course 7: Deli selection (there's your smoked and cured meats TheCoach16)

Course 8: M&M's

Course 9: Cake

Bon Appetit!

leftovers at halftime

 

[KohPhi]

Trust_in_sps gathers everyone in the change room in various states of dress. Winks at Tony Lynn 15 because he never wears a towel here.

“Gentlemen I thought we would play a game to calm the nerves before the game today and to refocus on #back2back”

Everyone is sitting in a circle and Trust_in_sps presses play on his Boombox tape player.

“I recorded this last night off I RADIO from the 90s to cassette” Trust_in_sps hands KohPhi a suspicious package that looks like a bomb



“ok gentlemen start passing the bomb and whoever it stops on when I press stop, will have to unwrap it, you know how this goes”



“click”

Hey I love the Backstreet Boys. Along with Five and East17 they were my favourite boy band.

 

[Trust_in_sps]

*click*

miggs nervously peels off a layer of paper -- he braces for an explosion...nothing...

*click*

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Trust_in_sps gathers everyone in the change room in various states of dress. Winks at Tony Lynn 15 because he never wears a towel here.

“Gentlemen I thought we would play a game to calm the nerves before the game today and to refocus on #back2back”

Everyone is sitting in a circle and Trust_in_sps presses play on his Boombox tape player.

“I recorded this last night off I RADIO from the 90s to cassette” Trust_in_sps hands KohPhi a suspicious package that looks like a bomb



“ok gentlemen start passing the bomb and whoever it stops on when I press stop, will have to unwrap it, you know how this goes”



“click”

Tell me why? Ain't nothing but a heartbreak (me getting dragged last week)

Tell me why? Ain't nothing but a mistake (again, me getting dragged last week)

Tell my why? I never wanna hear you say (They're addressing you there, sim)

I want it that way! (Clearly Nick, Kevin, et al want #ThePhenomShow)

 

[Trust_in_sps]

*click*

UnitedWarrior93 tears off a layer shouting ALLAH AKBAR .. nothing

*click*

 

[Dawn to Dark]

PRE-GAME MEAL

This week's theme is party food because it's quick and simple and oh god the bounce is less than an hour away just eat.

Course 1: Cocktail frankfurts

Course 2: Party pies

Course 3: Sausage rolls

Course 4: Popcorn

Course 5: Mini pizza

Course 6: Chips

Course 7: Deli selection (there's your smoked and cured meats TheCoach16)

Course 8: M&M's

Course 9: Cake

Bon Appetit!

Mmmm
Orgasmic selections there

 

[Trust_in_sps]

*click*

ant555 takes out his scalpel (people ask why does he carry a personal scalpel in hush tones) and carefully removes a layer...still nothing.

*click*

 

[Knifey Spoony]

One thing the Dragons have over us is the fact that Crocodile Drunkees' has slightly healthier food than our pre-game meals...

I am quite fond of the spread you have put out. Obviously designed for peak Qooty performance. And at Crocodile Drunkees we support responsible binge drinking. A hearty meal before a booze sesh is always recommended

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Hey KohPhi, when are you going to take me out for coffee?

 

[Trust_in_sps]

*click*

TheCoach16 looks at it at first, shakes it, turns it around looking at every angle, sniffs at it and then proceeds to dry hump it, Tony Lynn 15 joins in before Trust_in_sps is forced to turn on the cold water hose and spray them down before they get knotted up again. A layer comes off in the process - nothing

*click*

 

[PhenomenalV1]

I am quite fond of the spread you have put out. Obviously designed for peak Qooty performance. And at Crocodile Drunkees we support responsible binge drinking. A hearty meal before a booze sesh is always recommended

Just wait until today's courses come back in the 90+ course last round meal...it won't be so healthy then!

 

[Trust_in_sps]

(im not writing lick anymore you get the idea)


billingsnumber ends up with the suspicious package - kicks a goal instead...but nothing again

 

[Trust_in_sps]

Tony Lynn 15 now has the package, what can he do with it? Sadly play goes on as he is containing his excitement for game day.

 

[KohPhi]

Hey KohPhi, when are you going to take me out for coffee?

Only when you promise to spoon me bby

 

[Trust_in_sps]

arrowman has ended up with it. He shows the bomb some quality gifs and it takes it own layer off for him..but sadly...the music plays once more

 

[TheCoach16]

Tony Lynn 15 now has the package, what can he do with it? Sadly play goes on as he is containing his excitement for game day.

Hanson released twelve albums. One of the great bands of our time...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Party food and pass the parcel...clearly we're the most mature side here.

 

[Trust_in_sps]

PhenomenalV1 now has it. He gives the Bomb a chair at the table of food and proceeds to force feed it. Nothing happens

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hanson released twelve albums. One of the great bands of our time...

TWELVE?! Seriously? That's about 10 more albums than I expected...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Trust_in_sps gathers everyone in the change room in various states of dress. Winks at Tony Lynn 15 because he never wears a towel here.

“Gentlemen I thought we would play a game to calm the nerves before the game today and to refocus on #back2back”

Everyone is sitting in a circle and Trust_in_sps presses play on his Boombox tape player.

“I recorded this last night off I RADIO from the 90s to cassette” Trust_in_sps hands KohPhi a suspicious package that looks like a bomb



“ok gentlemen start passing the bomb and whoever it stops on when I press stop, will have to unwrap it, you know how this goes”



“click”

Yes but I always wear a strategically placed hat!

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I am quite fond of the spread you have put out. Obviously designed for peak Qooty performance. And at Crocodile Drunkees we support responsible binge drinking. A hearty meal before a booze sesh is always recommended

See Super Rookie, this bloke know what he is talking about!

 

[Trust_in_sps]

The bomb lands on iDon who then pulls open his trench coat which is lined with syringes. He pulls out one and says "This is the best shit from mexico right now" and injects it into the bomb....nothing......wait....no...nothing...wait.. Some smoke appears...but nothing.

 

[Knifey Spoony]

Only when you promise to spoon me bby

Come see me after the game