Official Match Thread Season 25 Round 2: East Side Hawks Vs Baghdad Bombers @Waverley Park

[TheCoach16]

Some of us have to work,

So you can buy more mustard?










I really hope this isn’t indicative of the rookie class this season..

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I’m fairly certain, I stated I don’t watch any reality tv. So I’m not sure what your point is exactly...

But it appears you’re an expert on the topic. So I’ll just take your word for it.


Edit: Also, you know so much about this episode, but you don’t know if it was about a he or a she? Did you really watch it?

The Coach is not a real show, and episode 16 was a surreptitious or clandestine reference to your user name. If you are going to respond to my posts please try to keep up, I have a very low tolerance and explaining myself all the time is cumbersome and somewhat demeaning

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

So you can buy more mustard?










I really hope this isn’t indicative of the rookie class this season..

Buy your own mustard tight ass

 

[TheCoach16]

The Coach is not a real show, and episode 16 was a surreptitious or clandestine reference to your user name. If you are going to respond to my posts please try to keep up, I have a very low tolerance and explaining myself all the time is cumbersome and somewhat demeaning

Good lord. Ask around, young fella....

Do you really think I missed your “clandestine reference”? ****. You don’t even know when you’re being treated with contempt...


Next!

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I’m not “a coach” , I’m TheCoach.... 16.

What exactly are you "The Coach" of?
16 of the unluckiest people I could imagine, or perhaps the League Extraordinarily poor judgement? You could coach The Breakfast Club, a slightly better version of 16 candles?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Good lord. Ask around, young fella....

Do you really think I missed your “clandestine reference”? ****. You don’t even know when you’re being treated with contempt...


Next!

Hey hey hey I was married for 6 years. I recognise contempt when I see it.

I've asked around

Episode 16 tracks the life of an ice addict playing an online fantasy football game, where he or she struggles to make friends and alienates people due to anger issues and over inflated sense of self worth.

Sound familiar?

 

[TheCoach16]

What exactly are you "The Coach" of?
16 of the unluckiest people I could imagine, or perhaps the League Extraordinarily poor judgement? You could coach The Breakfast Club, a slightly better version of 16 candles?

I appreciate you trying to...

Whatever it is you’re trying to do.

But you’re trying way too hard, and it’s exhausting attempting to make sense of anything you say.

This wealth of knowledge that you just can’t wait to share, is... well it’s tiresome.

 

[TheCoach16]

Hey hey hey I was married for 6 years. I recognise contempt when I see it.

I've asked around


Sound familiar?

I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, and not embarrass you, but since you brought it up again...

Are you implying I’m an ice addict? Do you find that amusing? If I were, in fact, an ice addict, is that funny to you?
Is it worth poking fun at a serious epidemic problem, that ruins lives every single day, just to score cheap points on a fantasy football forum?

Do you think you should maybe have a rethink about your plan of attack?

 

[TheCoach16]

Nothing? No?

Don’t stress. You’ll do better next time, champ.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

This wealth of knowledge that you just can’t wait to share, is... well it’s tiresome.

Wealth of knowledge? I'm just a poorly educated guy with a cheap keyboard and a thesaurus

 

[TheCoach16]

Wealth of knowledge? I'm just a poorly educated guy with a cheap keyboard and a thesaurus

Oh you’re still here...
I know what you are, mate. It was just my “surreptitious or clandestine reference” to your ignorance...

Do you intend to answer my earlier post?

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, and not embarrass you, but since you brought it up again...

Are you implying I’m an ice addict? Do you find that amusing? If I were, in fact, an ice addict, is that funny to you?
Is it worth poking fun at a serious epidemic problem, that ruins lives every single day, just to score cheap points on a fantasy football forum?

Do you think you should maybe have a rethink about your plan of attack?

I was actually referencing a conversation from another board and another time that yes I found amusing. With you I might add.

Do I find addiction amusing? Sometimes.

Am I embarrassed? Why?

Is it worth poking fun at a serious epidemic problem, that ruins lives every day? Sometimes.

Score cheap points? Listen here champ, whilst I may be new to this board it doesn't make me a rookie in the banter stakes.

If your strategy is selective memory and feigned disgust I suggest you try that out on some less seasoned posters. Please fill me in on how that works out for you.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Oh you’re still here...
I know what you are, mate. It was just my “surreptitious or clandestine reference” to your ignorance...

Do you intend to answer my earlier post?

Would you like to borrow my thesaurus ?

 

[TheCoach16]

I was actually referencing a conversation from another board and another time that yes I found amusing. With you I might add.

Do I find addiction amusing? Sometimes.

Am I embarrassed? Why?

Is it worth poking fun at a serious epidemic problem, that ruins lives every day? Sometimes.

Score cheap points? Listen here champ, whilst I may be new to this board it doesn't make me a rookie in the banter stakes.

If your strategy is selective memory and feigned disgust I suggest you try that out on some less seasoned posters. Please fill me in on how that works out for you.

That’s perfect! Outstanding!

That is the only sensible post you’ve written all night. But you ****en nailed it.

You’re a better rookie than I was. Well done.

Maybe ease up on the “listen here champ” business. But otherwise, that was extremely impressive.

You got a good one here, Hawks!


You remind me of a young me. But maybe better.

 

[TheCoach16]

Would you like to borrow my thesaurus ?

Yes please. I’d like to know if there’s another word for thesaurus...

 

[KohPhi]

Just realised I'll have to step up my game a bit this week, because unlike with the Gumbies you don't have making fun of their lame mascot to fall back on.

The mascot is quite accurate and reflective of the club to be fair, spineless.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Yes please. I’d like to know if there’s another word for thesaurus...

Or you could just scroll through my last 2900 posts they contain a wealth of knowledge

 

[KohPhi]

What the **** is going on here?! Four pages into a Bombers, Hawks match thread, and not one melt! A distinct lack of baseless claims about opponents, no-one has been carded or even warned!...

BRAB hasn’t labeled any Bombers player “racist, homophobic, or surface level”.

brahj is yet to make a single sarcastic or facetious comment.

DapperJong has contributed zero incoherent babble.

BEEG is yet to mention ANYONE’S mum.

LicoriceAllsorts hasn’t found eight different ways to use the term “genius”

miggs hasn’t crushed the spirit of a single Hawks player.

Am I even in the right place?! The Filth Wizard , what’s happened to your once formidable team? In the blink of an eye, you’ve gone from “Duck” to “a L’Orange”!

I think DapperJong has returned to the cesspit that is the Warriors.

 

[TheCoach16]

Or you could just scroll through my last 2900 posts they contain a wealth of knowledge

I really thought you’d cower and be all apologetic before. Was really impressed by you response.

2900 posts?! That was January for me...

 

[TheCoach16]

I think DapperJong has returned to the cesspit that is the Warriors.

Yes. I’ve been informed. We had a whole discussion about it. Noobz0r got involved and completely ****ed things up. But I was updated on the move...

I wondered why it didn’t have its usual stink around here...

 

[KohPhi]

Top 5 MVP, All-SFA representative, Mobbs Medallist, and media heavyweight reporting in.

Don't start something that you can't finish, mate.

If you were anywhere near the level of DapperJong you would have finshed that sentence with m8, m8.

 

[KohPhi]

Caught up for a few brews with miggs recently. My God some of the things that he was saying about his Bomber team mates.

I call lies. He still hasn't met half of them yet!

 

[TheCoach16]

If you were anywhere near the level of DapperJong you would have finshed that sentence with m8, m8.

Wot m8?

 

[TheCoach16]

I call lies. He still hasn't met half of them yet!

How you feeling, big fella?

 

[KohPhi]

She probably does own 3 of his restaurants, including the one that went broke at crown casino, and now due to crippling debt and rising wages and the price of vegetables she finds herself unemployed, bankrupt and jaded. When all she had to do was add a little mustard and then life would be oh so different. Mustard makes any sandwich delicious, even an idiot sandwich.

There is a lesson here people, when life hands you idiots just add mustard.

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